US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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The Last Stand said:
Everybody here should write in @JosephStalin or @Jet Fuel Johnny as president in 2024.
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Be very certain to put the @ in front of @JosephStalin or the farms will end up in history as Bernie bros.

E: FYI @JosephStalin, there’s an @“joseph Stalin” registered today or real recently going after your brand. He’s first in the @ selection options because a space wins sorting vs your S. You may want to consider defending this.
 
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MirrorNoir said:
That was the point of the 1/6 "insurrection"; false flag shit to basically outlaw the GOP when it became apparent that the bulk of the public knew damn well that the Democrats stole the 2020 election.

But they won't fucking do it outright, IE make illegal the GOP because it's a rubicon, if crossed, will mean Civil War 2 kicks into high gear and the Democrats, in spite of all their evil, aren't fully prepared to burn the nation to the ground just yet as far as still thinking they can turn it into a one party fascist state with them in charge.

If they lose BIG in 2022, probably expect them to do that. Hell, I would not be shocked if they finally give the kill order to arrest Trump and other GOP lawmakers for treason the day after the election, both to bury the story of their asskicking and to send a message that they will break any and all laws and taboo to prevent themselves from from losing power.
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Republicans are funny because despite having a political stranglehold on America since the 80's they are somehow still oppressed.

The democrats weren't smart enough to nominate somebody worth a damn, you think they are capable of plotting a coup? Motherfuckers actually think Black Panther was a good movie. They can barely even speak without getting into stupid arguments with each other. They have to be re-potty trained every other week or they forget. A motherfucking coup?

Like, man, could you have picked a dumber and more impotent group of people to be the masterminds of some sort of supervillain esque plot? Christ if those people are dangerous to you then you deserve to be couped, you weakling
 
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The Last Stand said:
Everybody here should write in @JosephStalin or @Jet Fuel Johnny as president in 2024.
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I would literally do my State of the Union in MOPP4 and call everyone present nothing but welfare leeches and parasites.

My acceptance speech and swearing in, I'd do wearing a gas mask and laugh like a supervillain during the whole thing.
 
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idk if any of you caught Tucker Carlson's show tonight, and there isn't a clip I can find specifically of this yet, but he may have just fired off a warning shot to Crenshaw that he will roast him like he did Cruz if he doesn't knock off his shit. Speaking about the various factions in DC that are freaking out about Ukraine he listed off Adam Schiff and Dan Crenshaw in succession and followed up with "not as different as they seem."

Now, I know Tucker is just a talking head, and treat him accordingly, as just another source of news and information to add to the pile to sift through what passes the sniff test. But we all saw how much influence he wields when he had Cruz on and embarrassed him in front of everyone and within days Cruz had changed his tune completely about 1/6 rioters and started acting like a conservative again, at least somewhat. Now Cruz is famous for not handling challenges from the right of him well, but Tucker is like Cruz in one big way - they both say what they mean to say. Their words are chosen carefully to convey the message they're trying to deliver. I don't think Tucker would have included that shot at Crenshaw as just a passing thing and am interested to see where this goes.
edit- here's a clip of some of the show from the fox news youtube channel, I tried to get the timestamp right before he made the comparison
 
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So... you're saying Biden's going to move to the right?
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I was listening to the radio this afternoon doing some work and the host had on a reporter from the New York Post who was at Demented Joe's trainwreck press conference yesterday. He said Jen Psaki and a lot of Biden's press handlers were sitting next to him and behind him, and about 40-50 minutes into the speech, Psaki and the rest stood up like they were trying to tell Biden time was up, but he kept rambling on. He said about 10 or 15 minutes after that, they all started moving to the door to really force him to stop but he still kept rambling on.

edit: The reporter's name is Steven Nelson.
 
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