US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[LUNEKO]

Why don’t you marry him, then.

He's too fucking unhinged, it works for his Fox allowed airtime but see any interview of him outside of the studio and he's crazy like that outside too not playing a character.
Best for him to show as little of himself to the public as possible and simply be a mouthpiece for republican voters

 

[CrippleThreat]

Tick-Tock, amirite?

2 more weeks patriots
Trust the plan
#WWG1WGA

We caught 'em... COLD! Patriots in control.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

He's too fucking unhinged, it works for his Fox allowed airtime but see any interview of him outside of the studio and he's crazy like that outside too not playing a character.
Best for him to show as little of himself to the public as possible and simply be a mouthpiece for republican voters

Tucker is a career media pundit. He’s been doing it for decades. He’s Bill Kristol’s one-time protege. Look at the costume he wore 20 years ago and compare it to the one he wears now. He’s an actor. He IS playing a character. He’s a mouthpiece for his employers. If they ordered him to put the bow tie back on and start sucking W’s cock again, Tucker would do it, enthusiastically.

 

[axfaxf]

@Gehenna I´m sorry, if this has been asked and answered (by you or others), but I´m real puzzled about that press conference. My main question is probably : Why? Why did they decide to go through with it. Why wasn´t he on a wire and so on. Just why. I fail to see the upside for anyone, even if I agree to the cabal scenario.

For context, here in Europoorland, the media have been slowly but steadily sharpening their knives. Without directly blaming Biden for anything, until very recently.

 

[LUNEKO]

Tucker is a career media pundit. He’s been doing it for decades. He’s Bill Kristol’s one-time protege. Look at the costume he wore 20 years ago and compare it to the one he wears now. He’s an actor. He IS playing a character. He’s a mouthpiece for his employers. If they ordered him to put the bow tie back on and start sucking W’s cock again, Tucker would do it, enthusiastically.

This is why i never got why people wanted Tucker in a position of power, he's great as a megaphone for republican interest (as long he is given a republican script) but would make no sense as a leader of state

 

[XYZpdq]

Covid Vaccination mandates: He was saying as early as April of 2020 that vaccination was the only way to win. Pair this alongside the fact he was palling around with Fauci at the time, even as Fauci was working under Trump, and you get a pretty solid link. The two had multiple lunches together the month prior to them kicking off and Fauci going full nutjob.

The supply shortage: He's the one who recommended Buttigieg, again several lunches together. You have no idea how good getting a hold of the digital copies of his schedule was. Additionally, he was frequently working alongside the West Coast elites who enacted their specific policies.

The lack of border action: 100% him, he's long been an advocate of an 'open southern border' for the purposes of getting as new crop of voters every 18 years. Also the biggest proponent and force in the admin for allowing more amnesty and had a direct hand in the NYC thing of allowing them to vote in local elections.

The January 6th persecution: Multiple lunches with Pelosi just prior to the formation of the Committee, frequently appears in documents related to discussion on how to use it politically, mysteriously -not- at the capital when the event went down despite having lunches before and after in DC. He clearly knew -something- was going down that day, nothing else is scheduled on it.

so is that rhymes with airplane or like Ein Kliner Nachtmusik

Simpsons becomes real life again!

I can honestly believe THEM! are having some meeting trying to figure wtf to do and some rando is like "there was this time on the Simpsons, what if we did that" and they just ran with it because fuck it, they don't have a better plan
like that time Michael Bay ripped off Parts: The Clonus Horror

 

[MirrorNoir]

100% this. I'm curious if @Gehenna has any info on this but I've had multiple convos irl about why in the world would the Dems use all the capital, political and monetary, to steal 2020 when any reasonable person could see a whole bunch of bad shit was about to happen.

Afghanistan is definitely Bidens fault, but inflation plus Covid issues should have been foreseen particularly covid since they were the ones doing it. Inflation was always going to be an issue because Trump agreed to give people free money. Was this just blind rage and the only thing that matter was getting orange man out?

The better strategic choice would always be to have Trump win, continue obstructing everything and have their media operation continue to be believed and come in 2024 with a landslide victory. What could Trump possibly have done that was so threatening to the Dems that they committed sepokku over it?

There have been a LOT of speculation that SOMETHING bad is coming/planned with a due date of 2030 in terms of being an unofficial Mayan End of the World due date, given how a lot of doom and gloom coming from the elites seem to indicate that we "have to give the globohomo what they want or else the world will be doomed in 2030!" fearmongering; with global warming as the face of this fearmongering as far as what they evoke when people call them out and want specifics.

Some have speculated that (((they))) know about the issues with the sun entering a cooling stage in terms of shit another kiwi could elaborate on, resulting in a massive borderline apocalyptic cooling period where shit will get super cold and you'll see more extreme cold and rain/snow that has not been seen since the early 1800s; as far as it being an event that happens every 100-300 years. And that the elites NEEDED Hillary in power in 2016 to start laying the groundwork for the elites to start going prepper city while the rest of the public basically given a crash course on life in feudal times, since the elites plan on bunkering down in their hiding places while the rest of the world starves and struggles to survive.

But that is just one of the theories but in general, but it ties into the "Great Reset" and the notion that something BAD is coming that has the elites scared shitless and wanting to make damn sure THEY survive it when it happens.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Republicans are funny because despite having a political stranglehold on America since the 80's they are somehow still oppressed.

The democrats weren't smart enough to nominate somebody worth a damn, you think they are capable of plotting a coup? Motherfuckers actually think Black Panther was a good movie. They can barely even speak without getting into stupid arguments with each other. They have to be re-potty trained every other week or they forget. A motherfucking coup?

Like, man, could you have picked a dumber and more impotent group of people to be the masterminds of some sort of supervillain esque plot? Christ if those people are dangerous to you then you deserve to be couped, you weakling

Right. The Biden administration, the managerial class tumors, and the global megacorps that constantly push woke idpol and actively try to deplatform anyone who questions the narrative are all those dang dirty republicans.
God, I missed having left-leaning hot takes in A&E.

 

[Gehenna]

@Gehenna I´m sorry, if this has been asked and answered (by you or others), but I´m real puzzled about that press conference. My main question is probably : Why? Why did they decide to go through with it. Why wasn´t he on a wire and so on. Just why. I fail to see the upside for anyone, even if I agree to the cabal scenario.

For context, here in Europoorland, the media have been slowly but steadily sharpening their knives. Without directly blaming Biden for anything, until very recently.

You and me both. When I have a good answer I will drop it here, but I really don't. I can identify what happened, but the who did it and 'fucking why!?" have yet to be answered.

 

[ForTheHoard]

What are the chances that Ukraine could fuck Biden going into the midterms or 2024? He's got a history of putting political pressure on their government to get favors done, to the point where he's bragged about it in media, and that can't be taken all the well by Ukraine. They've proven to be corrupt enough that they'll govern by foreign pressure over serving their people. Now it's totally unclear what the US will do if Russia crosses the border due to Biden saying one thing and his handlers running in after and saying another. I'm not even sure how much the US is doing to get them into NATO. Either way, if the United States is delivering absolutely nothing while they've bent their rules for us, so what would stop them from releasing everything they know about dealings with Joe and Hunter? They could offer immunity for Burisma people to speak out. It would be a nice "fuck you" to a guy that's been kind of a shit ally.

 

[MirrorNoir]

If the FBI, CIA, IRS, DOJ, the Obama Administration and two impeachments could not stop the man, what can a retarded nigger from Jew York hope to accomplish.

They just need to disqualify him from running, presumably with help from the RINO faction who would gladly put a bullet in Trump's brain via using an indictment to declare him ineligible for running again since they now have DeSantis as a viable alternative to Trump.

Also, indicting him gives them new scandal fodder to use in the general election if the RINOs won't help them not to mention to use if he gets re-elected as their new Russiagate.

 

[Sithis]

There have been a LOT of speculation that SOMETHING bad is coming/planned with a due date of 2030 in terms of being an unofficial Mayan End of the World due date, given how a lot of doom and gloom coming from the elites seem to indicate that we "have to give the globohomo what they want or else the world will be doomed in 2030!" fearmongering; with global warming as the face of this fearmongering as far as what they evoke when people call them out and want specifics.

Some have speculated that (((they))) know about the issues with the sun entering a cooling stage in terms of shit another kiwi could elaborate on, resulting in a massive borderline apocalyptic cooling period where shit will get super cold and you'll see more extreme cold and rain/snow that has not been seen since the early 1800s; as far as it being an event that happens every 100-300 years. And that the elites NEEDED Hillary in power in 2016 to start laying the groundwork for the elites to start going prepper city while the rest of the public basically given a crash course on life in feudal times, since the elites plan on bunkering down in their hiding places while the rest of the world starves and struggles to survive.

But that is just one of the theories but in general, but it ties into the "Great Reset" and the notion that something BAD is coming that has the elites scared shitless and wanting to make damn sure THEY survive it when it happens.

It's biblical, amigo. Christ will be returning and I am confident it will be soon. The day of judgement is upon us all.

Not even trollposting tbh. Read the Bible, not some interpreted version of it or watered down or some book written about it, but the actual text of the book, and look at what is going on in the world today. Make your own determinations.

There is hope though. "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 5:8

 

[Gehenna]

They just need to disqualify him from running, presumably with help from the RINO faction who would gladly put a bullet in Trump's brain via using an indictment to declare him ineligible for running again since they now have DeSantis as a viable alternative to Trump.

Also, indicting him gives them new scandal fodder to use in the general election if the RINOs won't help them not to mention to use if he gets re-elected as their new Russiagate.

The indictment does not render someone ineligable. Please stop with this claim. It is nonsense.

A felony charge doesn't even render someone ineligible.

 

[MirrorNoir]

These people are supposed to be young and in touch with the zeitgeist but they think like Baby Boomers. They still believe that Republican leaders are hyper-religious Christians who only care about reenacting the Bible which is just... fucking hilarious. By the end of this year there's going to be far more normies in the GOP's Big Tent than in the DNC's rapidly shrinking purity spiral.

Said it before and I'll say it again. Bush II broke the brains of so many liberals that there are a huge subset of lefties who still think it's Pre-Katrina 2005 and that the world hasn't changed since then.

The indictment does not render someone ineligable. Please stop with this claim. It is nonsense.

A felony charge doesn't even render someone ineligible.

Hence my comment about the GOP stabbing Trump in the back. Trump get indicted on bullshit charges and suddenly the RINOs change the rules so that Trump is disqualified from running as a result.

 

[Gehenna]

Hence my comment about the GOP stabbing Trump in the back. Trump get indicted on bullshit charges and suddenly the RINOs change the rules so that Trump is disqualified from running as a result.

That. Cannot. Happen.

The GOP does not determine the eligibility of a candidate. The constitution does that.

 

[The Last Stand]

You and me both. When I have a good answer I will drop it here, but I really don't. I can identify what happened, but the who did it and 'fucking why!?" have yet to be answered.

Why am I so inept in politics?

 

[Gehenna]

Why am I so inept in politics?

Because you are blinded by your refusal to acknowledge Clinton as scum of the Earth and thus your need to forgive her many trespasses requires you to bend your views on reality itself which wholly warps your understanding of political events.

 

[The Last Stand]

Because you are blinded by your refusal to acknowledge Clinton as scum of the Earth and thus your need to forgive her many trespasses requires you to bend your views on reality itself which wholly warps your understanding of political events.

When thread regulars try to make a point to me...

 

[Gehenna]

When thread regulars try to make a point to me...

Look, I know it's a bit. But that question was some low-hanging fruit begging to be picked.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

You and me both. When I have a good answer I will drop it here, but I really don't. I can identify what happened, but the who did it and 'fucking why!?" have yet to be answered.

It sounds like Psaki and his Handlers tried to get him off the stage and he refused.