Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Thanks guys… it’s just a scary time to be pregnant, at least to me. Hearing people going on and on about all these pregnant women dying is just getting to be a bit much for me I guess. But I’ll stop derailing the thread with my bull shit.

Maternal mortality is really rare, measured out of 10K rare. COVID is a relative risk but it's not a high absolute risk. Barring freakish bad luck, you're going to be fine. Hell, Kim is fine, and heaven knows she's not doing herself any favours.

Good luck! Try not to get any respiratory illnesses in the late second trimester through the third. Not because you're going to die but because it suuuuucks to be sick with anything respiratory when there's a person inconveniently hanging out where half your lung capacity used to be. You're lucky though; We're going to be out of cold and flu season when you hit late pregnancy.

 

[Blanche]

Most of maternal deaths are caused by domestic violence, sadly. You have a higher chance of dying from your partner than birth.

 

[Android raptor]

Yeah I highly doubt Kim's current pregnancy is gonna end any differently than her last. Guess this time we'll get two dead fetuses in a bag instead of one!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

 

[Jeep1971]

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It's a mindfuck on kids to tell them they got a different daddy every other month. Very manipulative and no doubt confusing to her kids.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Shes so delusional and disgusting to confuse her kids. Literally a nut case.


Lol more delusional drama.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

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Best. Comment. Ever.

 

[Genesis Printhas]

Shes so delusional and disgusting to confuse her kids. Literally a nut case.
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Lol more delusional drama.
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I'm just going to headcanon this as Antonio and Clarnce hating each other. Antonio is obviously doing a poltergeist number, throwing shoes and dropping bricks on Clarnce, stuff like that.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Shes so delusional and disgusting to confuse her kids. Literally a nut case.
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Lol more delusional drama.
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What the fuck did I just read?! This broad is seriously faaaaar out in another dimension with her delusions. Let me guess, this Clarence guy is also black? Is this supposedly her daughters dad or is it the dad or one of her pretend kids?

Also someone please send Sammie some shampoo for that greasy ass hair.

 

[Vi0l3t]

What the fuck did I just read?! This broad is seriously faaaaar out in another dimension with her delusions. Let me guess, this Clarence guy is also black? Is this supposedly her daughters dad or is it the dad or one of her pretend kids?

Also someone please send Sammie some shampoo for that greasy ass hair.

Clarence was the last dude she was with right before Darnell. She was "pregnant " and miscarried right when they broke up then instantly got pregnant by Darnell and was several weeks. She also larps that they have kids.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

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This remake of the Babadook is terrible

 

[Vi0l3t]

Lol "why we talking about Antonio let him rest"!

 

[Miss Misery]

Clarence was the last dude she was with right before Darnell. She was "pregnant " and miscarried right when they broke up then instantly got pregnant by Darnell and was several weeks. She also larps that they have kids.

Don't forget Sammie's fake Clarence FB account that was spelled "Clarnce" or something just as absurd...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

 

[Vi0l3t]

A little recap of the Clarence pregnancy/dating bullshit and how stupid sammie is with dates. Sammie we know your tarded ass has not been with Darnell for years.

She lost twins but then was pregnant instantly after.


Lol. This was August.


Remember shes due March 17th, that means she got pregnant at the end of June. Way before Darnell. I think Darnell and her got together end of August beginning of September.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Clarence is in the same category as DeWayne. He's a slow ass nigga that only shows up when he wants pussy. They hang around for a month or so, and than vanish again when she finds a new homeless guy outside of the library to get 'married' to. If Clarence is around, Sammie is sleeping with him. Not that I think ET really gives a shit.

This is Clarences greatest contribution to humanity, though.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just want to say that the return of @Rabbit Bones is the everyday miracle this thread needed. I’m so grateful the OG bone collector of this thread is back. Having a records custodian who retains dates, names, and other info is such a gift.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

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I was laughing so hard at this and my son wanted to know what was so funny.

How does one explain this clusterfuck? After the first three sentences everyone walks away shaking their heads like they don't even wanna hear it. "There she goes--watching those freaks again..."

The same with Chantal, Amberlynn, and the rest of the barnyard oddities.

It's lonely being a farmer.

 

[daintydiabeetus]

Wow, wow... Is this Sammies gunt?


Couldn't get the quote/reply to work properly so I saved the pic instead, but this is in response to Vi0l3t

 

[Snack Cracker]

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I was laughing so hard at this and my son wanted to know what was so funny.

How does one explain this clusterfuck? After the first three sentences everyone walks away shaking their heads like they don't even wanna hear it. "There she goes--watching those freaks again..."

The same with Chantal, Amberlynn, and the rest of the barnyard oddities.

It's lonely being a farmer.

Mr Visible Belly Outline is the only one I talk to about farmer activities because it’s simpler that way but he’s not into it like I am.

That’s why I enjoy all you shitlords