🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[veri]

ralph gets liike 10 viewers on his stream and a shitton of tabs

 

[Laplace's Demon]

They made Dick look like a fucking pedo

I'd say it's pretty accurate then, since Dick looks like a pedo.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

ralph gets liike 10 viewers on his stream and a shitton of tabs

No wonder why Dingo has recently been e begging for a laptop.

 

[purplemacar0n]

No wonder why Dingo has recently been e begging for a laptop.

That laptop isn't going to pay for itself!

 

[Fannyscum]

Get wrecked Meigh, fucking roastie:


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Ralph's seemed wasted tonight, his AA sponsors are coming out on Twitter:

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I'm sure he'll be back any day now...

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[AltisticRight]

ope

 

[Homer Simpson]

Ethan Ralph reminding us all that he’s been stuck in 2018 for half a decade. It’s funny that he’s burned the bridge with Andy, even his fondest memories are now tainted.


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You know, these images perfectly define ralph. The first one is something Andy did. Andy was the one who agreed to fight Tonka. Andy was the one trainning, and did everything he had to for it to work. Andy was the real person there. But ralph? He just stuck to him like a parasite for attention. Bringing up jim to josh saying Jim talks shit about him behind his back. Not ralph, Jim. A bigger name he can be a parasite to. The Matt no thing was spurred on by Zidan. All these moments show us who ralph really is. The hanger on. He may have started the killstream, but he is the least important part.

Then the gamergate post. What is this, a brianna "John" wu thread? When it comes to gamergate, I didn't even know ralph was a part of it, till today. The glories of others in the past are what gives his existence value. Not the birth of his children obviously, because he would bludgeon them with a claw hammer if it meant a few more views.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

He may have started the killstream, but he is the least important part

He didn't even do that, Nora started it.

I didn't even know ralph was a part of it, till today

He was exactly the same as he is today, doing drunk streams rambling about his enemies, writing blog posts about the people who pissed him off, falling for every piece of bait on twitter (which eventually led to him and his entire family being doxed), exactly the same person he is now but with 3-5 viewers a stream (and grooming Nora who was a teenager back then). History repeats itself over and over.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Get wrecked Meigh, fucking roastie:

What an amazing thing for an expecting father to say as he is about to depart on a trip solely out of spite, leaving his pregnant girlfriend alone to fend for herself only a couple months before she's about to give birth. Surely this family will survive and thrive for decades to come! What could possibly go wrong?

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Get wrecked Meigh, fucking roastie:
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Ralph's seemed wasted tonight, his AA sponsors are coming out on Twitter:
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Here's the thing with Ralph's alcoholism: he just cannot simply stop cold turkey. I've said in the past but he needs medical treatment for this condition because withdrawals will be absolute hell on him. There's no way around this. Not to mention he lied his ass off about attending AA meetings because he may have visited one or two but was still drinking in the meantime so this basically means nothing.

 

[Farglemark]

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I've gotta say that this is the most depressing admission Ralph has ever made "I'm just myself"



Man your poor offspring, they aren't your kids until you sign that piece of paper. And you arent infamous, that would mean you would have to have some sort of fame. You are laughed at by some retards on a forum, have view numbers you used to mock others for having and constantly are losing friends. It's not infamy, its called being a loser.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Here's the thing with Ralph's alcoholism: he just cannot simply stop cold turkey. I've said in the past but he needs medical treatment for this condition because withdrawals will be absolute hell on him. There's no way around this. Not to mention he lied his ass off about attending AA meetings because he may have visited one or two but was still drinking in the meantime so this basically means nothing.

Idk he seemed fine stuck in the snow for however many hours without a drink.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Idk he seemed fine stuck in the snow for however many hours without a drink.

Withdrawal settings tend to manifest within 12-24 hours and can last up to 72 hours. This is predicated that the guntman doesn't have a spare bottle of booze and coca cola in his car (no ice needed because there's snow everywhere).

 

[NynchLiggers]

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I've gotta say that this is the most depressing admission Ralph has ever made "I'm just myself"

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Man your poor offspring, they aren't your kids until you sign that piece of paper. And you arent infamous, that would mean you would have to have some sort of fame. You are laughed at by some retards on a forum, have view numbers you used to mock others for having and constantly are losing friends. It's not infamy, its called being a loser.

Gunt is no different from the twitter addict troons and liberals he fails to make fun of

 

[MeltyTW]

Get wrecked Meigh, fucking roastie:

oh cool ralph saw my post proving meigh is subliminally shamming his tiny cock, the timing could only mean that:

I've gotta say that this is the most depressing admission Ralph has ever made "I'm just myself"

its his brand! being an impulsive retard with no self control is the ralpha brandy babbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys (that i abandoned)

have view numbers you used to mock others for

i think hes below even gg ralph now lol.

Man your poor offspring, they aren't your kids until you sign that piece of paper.

thats true ralph youre not the father, legally you are an official cuckold.

 

[veri]

Idk he seemed fine stuck in the snow for however many hours without a drink.

>not taking into consideration his stash of liquor in the trunk

 

[Farglemark]

LOL bitching out on the trip cause Dicks ankle is aylawging him. Ralph losing so hard to Andy.

 

[Hüftpriester]

LOL bitching out on the trip cause Dicks ankle is aylawging him. Ralph losing so hard to Andy.

A true Ralphamale wouldn't need his internet daddy to go to Portugal. He's scared of going by himself, sad!

 

[PhoBingas]

A true Ralphamale wouldn't need his internet daddy to go to Portugal. He's scared of going by himself, sad!

Less plausible deniability that he's going to bang 14 year old crackheads if he goes solo. If him and Dax go he can tell the government it was some gay honeymoon with his lover or some shit.

 

[Christorian X]

Unless he needs Daddy to pay for and negotiate with the underage prostitutes..