Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Wait. Is Bob using a cane these days? That is fucking pathetic if true. Isn't he like late 30's, early 40's? Fat piece of shit.
I forget the tweet, I think it was around Thanksgiving, but he was mocking some person's photo and mentioned he had the same cane they had in the picture. The only reason I can think he would need one is either he injured his leg at some point or his shitty lifestyle caught up with him.
 
I forget the tweet, I think it was around Thanksgiving, but he was mocking some person's photo and mentioned he had the same cane they had in the picture. The only reason I can think he would need one is either he injured his leg at some point or his shitty lifestyle caught up with him.
I think I almost remember (maybe @Positron knows which one for sure) what tweet that was, but I was under the impression that Bob had a cane that probably was either bought for the lulz ("I have a cane and a top hat! I'm SOPHISTICATED, friendo!") or as a cosplay/prop rather than to help him walk, or he just had because a grandparent (RIP) had it and now he has it?
 
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I beg your pardon, where's the scathing commentary about Bitcoin being some sort of scam for "cryptobros" that are actively raping the planet?

Don't tell me Bob pulled his punch just because Spike Lee is... black. Why, that would make him a hypocritical knob, and that's not the ethical pillar Moviebob that I know and love
 
Russia-Ukraine conflict. Bobby approves of kicking Russia's ass because they are white and Christian.
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When has Based Russia care about "rainbow of diversity", or is the troon talking about Ukraine?

Closer to home:
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If only Jews wanted to be left alone.

They-them argues that words should have power. The example she cites is "triggered".
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Indeed the word "triggered" should be reserved for cases like the below:
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Like eating candies, Bobby can't just comment once:
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We know the answer to Spanna's question.

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Elon Musk again:
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MCU
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Batman. Good things aren't good enough anymore, because all good things look and sound the same...
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... or does Bobby hate a perfectly good thing because it is too different?
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Amazon's LoTR trailer wasn't made with CGI:
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Meat Loaf died.
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How many Bob Chipmans does it take to make a sphere?
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Russia-Ukraine conflict. Bobby approves of kicking Russia's ass because they are white and Christian.
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When has Based Russia care about "rainbow of diversity", or is the troon talking about Ukraine?

Closer to home:
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If only Jews wanted to be left alone.

They-them argues that words should have power. The example she cites is "triggered".
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Indeed the word "triggered" should be reserved for cases like the below:
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Like eating candies, Bobby can't just comment once:
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We know the answer to Spanna's question.

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Elon Musk again:
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MCU
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Batman. Good things aren't good enough anymore, because all good things look and sound the same...
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... or does Bobby hate a perfectly good thing because it is too different?
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Amazon's LoTR trailer wasn't made with CGI:
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Meat Loaf died.
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How many Bob Chipmans does it take to make a sphere?
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Bob is an "incidentally-gendered ovoid shape."
 
Speculating on Bob's health issues is a favorite pastime here (at least for some of us), so I'd just like to mention again that I strongly suspect Bob suffers from sleep apnea, and is either too dumb, too prideful, or too poorly insured to have a CPAP machine, and so just wakes up periodically when his breathing is stifled.
I won't comment on the CPAP hypothesis but I will say that given the choice of "too dumb, too prideful, or too poorly insured" relating to Bob my answer will almost always be "all three".

Do you guys not have lolberts in Canada?
Seen 'em on the ballot, never in real life.

I'm not sure if it'd be considered worse sexual harassment or not if I assume the co-worker is female. (Wonder if that's why he resorted to "they" since I doubt an engineer has snowflake pronouns, and presumably Chris knows the person's sex so it should be "he" or "she".)

Considering he's admitted to needing a cane
Really? Odd, I haven't seen it in pictures, which I know from personal experience would require actively hiding it. Or never getting your picture taken, but we've got enough of his rictus to know that ain't happening.

Anyway, just for that I renew my offer of gimp battle.

Elon Musk again:
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The pregnancy test meme is definitely old but really? God, I don't know who's got the bigger Musk hateboner, Bob or Thunderf00t.
 
Of course Bob is revving up his takes on Russia again. He's still convinced that we have to go to preemptive, full-scale war with another nuclear power because the Ruskies are the ones who supposedly sabotaged Madam Hillary's shot at eternal dictatorship the presidency and his Superior Future. The exceptional individual that he is, he probably doesn't even know the contentious history between Ukraine and Russia, but he only needs the tiniest of excuses to call for the destruction of the Huwite Christian nation.

We must also keep in mind that this gas bag all but declares his undying support for the CCP and Maoland even though they routinely threaten a long standing American ally and are busy swallowing Hong Kong whole and committing ethnic cleansing at the very least. Those actions might count as them being "bad guys." If only they happened to be of the Caucasian persuasion like the Russians.
 
Of course Bob is revving up his takes on Russia again. He's still convinced that we have to go to preemptive, full-scale war with another nuclear power because the Ruskies are the ones who supposedly sabotaged Madam Hillary's shot at eternal dictatorship the presidency and his Superior Future. The exceptional individual that he is, he probably doesn't even know the contentious history between Ukraine and Russia, but he only needs the tiniest of excuses to call for the destruction of the Huwite Christian nation.

We must also keep in mind that this gas bag all but declares his undying support for the CCP and Maoland even though they routinely threaten a long standing American ally and are busy swallowing Hong Kong whole and committing ethnic cleansing at the very least. Those actions might count as them being "bad guys." If only they happened to be of the Caucasian persuasion like the Russians.
Bob don't care about the complicated relationship between the Ukraine and Russia. In his shit eating, self loathing, antiwhite mind "Russia white, Russia bad! Russia needs to be wiped off the map!"
 
Bob Chipman is pro-war. He'd never fight in a war, he'll never see combat in his life, and he has absolutely nothing to gain from the deaths of thousands of people, but he still cheers for war.
He’s just so detached from reality. To him, it doesn’t matter how many people might die, or how the world economy might be affected. The “optics” are fine, that’s all that matters. Russia has all the qualities of an acceptable villain, therefore we just need to step in and become the heroes of the story. Some minor characters might die during the action scenes, but in the end the good guys will win like always.
 
He’s just so detached from reality. To him, it doesn’t matter how many people might die, or how the world economy might be affected. The “optics” are fine, that’s all that matters. Russia has all the qualities of an acceptable villain, therefore we just need to step in and become the heroes of the story. Some minor characters might die during the action scenes, but in the end the good guys will win like always.
If you want an idea of how detached he is from reality, look at his replies to anti-war tweets made by Glenn Greenwald, or anyone else. Instead of addressing the points they're making he tries to make a joke or deflect to a different topic to "own" them. The actual things they're saying doesn't even register with him. It's like he's responding to a completely different conversation.

It's like in his mind, if he can come up with the more clever line, he'll prove he's automatically smarter than the person he's talking to and therefore is right in the debate, and doesn't need to think about it any further. "A dumb person said this, and I'm smart. So I can ignore it."
 
He was the Joker, the main Batman villain, in the DCEU and made Margot Robbie, who Bob has likely wanted to fuck ever since he saw her in Wolf of Wall Street, uncomfortable. For those crimes, he is satan.

On another note, Bob will be 41 next month. Any new dumb shit you're looking forward to him saying in the coming year?
"and made Margot Robbie ... uncomfortable"

Like Moviebob cares about women being made uncomfortable...
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I love that story about how Inara was supposed to get gangraped by the Reavers but she had poison in her pussy so when Mal and the crew found her she'd be crying but everyone else was dead.

Makes me wish the second season had happened. No one would be considering Whedon a feminist after that shit.
What is it with self-proclaimed male feminists and the tendency to always wanna write rapefic?
 
I think Bob overestimates his talents. Despite having a film degree of some kind, he's only ever worked on the equivalent of some toddlers making a play in their garage. Also he's pretty much a Literally Who when it comes to *making* that kind of thing. :P

Trains aren't practical everywhere. Where I live a train (that isn't at a museum) hasn't run since 2011 because nobody kept the tracks maintained (to be fair a large swath of track is through the middle of fucking nowhere and thus maintenance is not only expensive but a bitch). And to top it all off, it's a SINGLE track. For it to even be remotely feasible the track should be twinned, and that would be even MORE expensive. Every once in a while someone with a pie in the sky idea suggests fixing the train tracks so that trains may return, but I don't see that happening anytime soon due to insanely prohibitive costs and disinterest on the part of the company that owns the rail line.

Buses aren't that much better because Greyhound went under in Canada and there's very little else to take its place, cutting off vast swaths of communities from each other if one doesn't have a car.

But I don't expect Bob to even begin to comprehend this.

Moviebob doesn't even want to ban cars. He just can't help but be a contrarian to everything Peter Coffin says.
 
Bob don't care about the complicated relationship between the Ukraine and Russia. In his shit eating, self loathing, antiwhite mind "Russia white, Russia bad! Russia needs to be wiped off the map!"
And yet, for all his smahts - he seems ignorant of the fact that open warfare with a nuclear-equipped state isn't a good idea when you live in the danger zone of any directed first strike (the US Eastern Seaboard) , the fact he isn't bragging that his Right Side of History Shield will protect him indicates he's not ignorant of it, but simply not even aware of it.
 
Russia-Ukraine conflict. Bobby approves of kicking Russia's ass because they are white and Christian.
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Did I miss a meeting where "Hey so that guy's a d(ick), somebody should really kick his ass?" stopped being good enough?
I dunno Robert. Why don't you ask Dubya Bush about it? He was a big fan of that sort of foreign policy. I have a feeling Robert is secretly more fond of the Dubya than the lefties he wants to fit in with. Or he only hates Dubya because he's "supposed" to.

That last Tweet about how the Russians are white, Christian, and not communist anymore so it's "a free shot opticswise" to wage war on them and kill a bunch is really Robert talking about himself. This isn't how America operates, even under Biden. This is how BOB CHIPMAN operates. Of course regulars on this thread will already know that.
 
3 hours is too long for a Batman flick, but not an MCU magnum opus.
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Am I the only person who's really tired of movie runtime discourse? It seems to me that modern audiences have very low attention spans and automatically assume that any movie being over two hours long is "excessive". Which really bugs me, because some of the best films ever made were three hours long or more. I think that this video said it best:


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"WB just makes the same movie every 4-5 years."

:story::story::story::story::story:

This is coming from the same man who sucks Disney's dick and heaps praise upon their cookie-cutter, assembly line gruel churned out every year.
 
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