Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Smithfield Ham]

A question that I want to ask all my fellow Bobologists:

I listened to Null's livestream today and he brought up Fatrick Tomlinson. I was only somewhat familiar with Fatrick and his online antics but had never listened to the recorded call until today. I was taken aback by how when Fatrick was placed under pressure he instantly reverted to the same mannerisms and language that he uses online, calling the caller a baby for example. I had always assumed that Fatrick was putting on a persona when he "banters" on twitter but I guess that's just who he is, an insufferable cunt who knows one insult. Maybe I give these people too much credit as I don't use my internet presence as a replacement for a personality.

Now that I've set that up, do you think Bob's the same way? Does he simply wave people away by calling them not real people irl? Seeing such a demonstrative example from Fatrick makes really think he does on top of spouting the weirdo stuff he does every day on line. I don't remember when it was, I think it was sometime after the Lindsay break up, but someone posted a video from Oneyplays where someone on it claimed that they had actually met Bob. He said something of the effect that Bob was cordial but started talking about weirdo bullshit with no provocation from the guy. I know Bob has claimed to have been in many bar fights, including in my white whale of a tweet how much catharsis there is in hearing someone's head crash into the bar when you kick the stool out from underneath of them, and I now want that all to be true. I don't want to live in a world where Bob Chipman doesn't go into drunken tirades about poorly thought out socialism/social change and Super Mario lore and has been kicked out of every bar in reasonable driving range save for Dave and Busters cuz they gots games!

Bob's never been in a fight in his life, he's just LARPing. I'm sure he'll actually revert to his ITG persona in an IRL argument if he thinks it'll protect him from getting humiliated, but deep down, he's really scared, depressed and miserable cave troll who acts out of fear and insecurity rather than actual malice.

Also, someone find that Oneyplays clip.

 

[JayHarrison]

Just wanna reminder people, that Bob is not only the author of his mario jack off book, but this gem as well

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And it's insanely bad. It's just poorly written copy/pastes of his "scripts" which are somehow more painful to read then they are to listen come out of his fat diabetic mouth.

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Wow. I knew Moviebob was more aggressively toxic than the bubonic plague. After reading this, I never knew just how disdainful a humanoid creature Bob really is. Had I the misfortune of buying his book, the instand I read Bob calling me a "half-cocked message-board fuckhead", the only future his book will ever see is as kindling.

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Pseudo-scientist Moviebob talks about brain implants produced by actual scientist Elon Musk:

For those familiar with the "car salesman" meme, I can imagine one right now:

Car salesman: "That brain over there? That's the Moviebob model. Despite its extremely low mileage, it has a lot of wear and tear on it. We've decided that anyone who wants it can take it for free, yet people still complain about the Moviebob brain model being overpriced.."

 

[Arthur Morgan]

What is it with self-proclaimed male feminists and the tendency to always wanna write rapefic?

It's a smoke screen to try and trick stupid women into fucking them. And they're always pissy because the women they want to fuck aren't dumb enough to fall for that.

And yet, for all his smahts - he seems ignorant of the fact that open warfare with a nuclear-equipped state isn't a good idea when you live in the danger zone of any directed first strike (the US Eastern Seaboard) , the fact he isn't bragging that his Right Side of History Shield will protect him indicates he's not ignorant of it, but simply not even aware of it.

Bob never thinks of consequences, that's believer talk. Thinkers do the right thing because they know everything will work out fine without issue.

As a former/latent Oneyplays fan I really want to see that video just to see who met The Blob and what they said about him

Here's the video. Starts at 4:29 if the link doesn't play at the right spot:

 

[Adamska]

Wow. I knew Moviebob was more aggressively toxic than the bubonic plague. After reading this, I never knew just how disdainful a humanoid creature Bob really is. Had I the misfortune of buying his book, the instand I read Bob calling me a "half-cocked message-board fuckhead", the only future his book will ever see is as kindling.

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Pseudo-scientist Moviebob talks about brain implants produced by actual scientist Elon Musk:
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For those familiar with the "car salesman" meme, I can imagine one right now:

Car salesman: "That brain over there? That's the Moviebob model. Despite its extremely low mileage, it has a lot of wear and tear on it. We've decided that anyone who wants it can take it for free, yet people still complain about the Moviebob brain model being overpriced.."

All my fucking nope on the brain chip. Screw that unless it's designed to stop shit like Parkinson's or some other impulse issue in the head.

 

[blablabla]

It might be shocking but Moviebob has no idea what he is talking, the idea that the US could even do anything is incredibly doubtful, Im pretty sure we dont have an armored division in europe. Nevermind that the US is not going to win a direct conflict with Russia,

We have 100k more active troops, but when you add in reserves they can field almost a million more men. They have twice as many tanks and various artillery types then us.

While we have a clear advantage in the air, they have some extremely advanced anti air defense systems and the Israelis learned the lesson of under estimating Russian anti air.

We have no real green water naval capacity, we dont have any battlecruisers just old missile cruisers from the 70s that are more anti missile ships. Our carriers and subs are not going to be effective in the shallow and constricted baltic and black seas.

The scary part is there is a significant portion of the democratic inteligensia that thinks like moviebob, like we got dronez and shit.

Okay now use those drones against someone with an anti air defense more sophisticated then a klashnikov.

yeah i was thinking about that. this retard knows about the s500? how the f35 fucking suck?
this isnt the 80s anymore bob you fucking mongo

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Russia-Ukraine conflict. Bobby approves of kicking Russia's ass because they are white and Christian.

Movie idea: Internet Badass Bob Chipman is secretly parachuted by the CIA into Eastern Ukraine to give those pesky Russians a Super Mario critique they wouldn't believe

Working Title: Operation Dumbo Drop 2

 

[Neko GF]

yeah i was thinking about that. this retard knows about the s500? how the f35 fucking suck?
this isnt the 80s anymore bob you fucking mongo

For a guy who spends some much time speging about a superior future™ he's awfully slow and behind the time.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Didn't he also support the Iraq war and basically had neocon takes back in the late 2000s?

"That guy's a d(ouche) so somebody should really kick his ass" applied on a foreign policy level is STILL a neocon take. Robert only differentiates himself by suggesting it's "bad optics" to do it to nonwhite, non-Christian, and communist places.

 

[Positron]

Just wanna reminder people, that Bob is not only the author of his mario jack off book, but this gem as well

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And it's insanely bad. It's just poorly written copy/pastes of his "scripts" which are somehow more painful to read then they are to listen come out of his fat diabetic mouth.

Bobby has at least 6 or 7 anthologies of "lecture notes" like this.

"WB just makes the same movie every 4-5 years."



This is coming from the same man who sucks Disney's dick and heaps praise upon their cookie-cutter, assembly line gruel churned out every year.

Let's see how Bobby and his toadies defend this.

The "internet nerd rules" is at least partly set by Bobby.


Why do people insist that each movie they see must be connected to a dozen others they already saw? Is it a sunk-cost fallacy thing?

TeamImpossible writes whole paragraphs without using the n-word:


MCU circlejerk:





Enough Batman for now.







Even Glenn Greenwald commented on the M&Ms bullshit. As usual Bobby is on the side of the Multinationals.


"They go outside"?


The outside is still calling, Bobby.

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I wonder what Bobby thinks the age of consent is.



Have a on me bro!

Turns out that Bobby's and Chris's rock-n-roll idol died from the white-trash disease:


Hamsters in Hong Kong are found to be infected by the covid virus and are implicated for human outbreaks.

Ever thinking in movie clichés, Bobby has less problem-solving skills than a hamster.

First we flew to the Moon; next we make men and women interchangeable.


ACLU are fighting for teachers' right to groom kids and make them hate themselves.

I thought neither race nor gender has anything to do with Science?

Yet perversely, Bobby hangs on to "that was the way we were" when it suits his argument:

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I mean Bob made that up probably while autistically tantruming and punching holes in the wall because the Irish, Greek, and Italian hoodlums that he still tards on about in revenge fantasies probably told him he would die alone and a loser or something. I guess it was a mantra he gibbered as he rocked back and forth after punching the wall or something.

I wonder what the look on the faces of the various ethnic hoodlums that told Bob he'd die alone and a loser would be if you should them any portion of this thread? It would probably be initial shock from remembering an annoying classmate they haven't thought about since eight grade and then transition into smug vindication when they see their predictions about Bob have come true and then some.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Just wanna reminder people, that Bob is not only the author of his mario jack off book, but this gem as well

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And it's insanely bad. It's just poorly written copy/pastes of his "scripts" which are somehow more painful to read then they are to listen come out of his fat diabetic mouth.

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Although, there is some interesting things about his work in that his love of Mario, Boobs and terms like "ass fuck" really could be used for cancel points by the very people he wants to be popular with. Lines like this:

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Kinda interesting really to see how his tranny crowd would react to this stuff despite being hating women or whatever.

That's just that one. These "books" are just the self published version of his blogspot posts, literally the stuff he put out for free. If you look at them all you'll notice that none of them go past 2016

You can find all of the articles still up on his site going all the way back to 2009.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

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I wouldn't be surprised if Robert is spending fairly large amounts of money on costume crap he never actually uses. Along with vidya and mahvel merch, it would explain where all his Patreon money goes.

 

[Wormy]

Bob's never been in a fight in his life, he's just LARPing.

Though I can picture him going into a tard rage and trying to fist fight if he ever got told at a restaurant that NO, they cannot batter dip and deep fry the green bean side dish with his order of bacon wrapped ham.

 

[EnemyStand]

I wonder what the look on the faces of the various ethnic hoodlums that told Bob he'd die alone and a loser would be if you should them any portion of this thread? It would probably be initial shock from remembering an annoying classmate they haven't thought about since eight grade and then transition into smug vindication when they see their predictions about Bob have come true and then some.

If they even remember or care. Honestly, if I was Seamus or Girono in this situation my response would be a resounding "So what?" Bob matters so little in the grand scheme of things only retards like us would give a shit.

Though I can picture him going into a tard rage and trying to fist fight if he ever got told at a restaurant that NO, they cannot batter dip and deep fry the green bean side dish with his order of bacon wrapped ham.

I can't. I can imagine him meekly saying "That's fine" then going on Twitter to somehow blame it on Republicans. Honestly, where do you guys get the sense that off the Internet Bob shows even an ounce of actual aggression or assertiveness? He's so spineless jellyfish tell him to harden the fuck up!

And if you want a source or proof of my claims: EnemyStand circa 2015 or before.

 

[Wormy]

I can't. I can imagine him meekly saying "That's fine" then going on Twitter to somehow blame it on Republicans. Honestly, where do you guys get the sense that off the Internet Bob shows even an ounce of actual aggression or assertiveness? He's so spineless jellyfish tell him to harden the fuck up!

Note that I said "Try" to fist fight. He'd make Curly Howard look like Bruce Lee.

 

[EnemyStand]

Note that I said "Try" to fist fight. He'd make Curly Howard look like Bruce Lee.

Yes. My point is I highly highly doubt he would even try.

 

[Wormy]

Yes. My point is I highly highly doubt he would even try.

Never underestimate a glutton who's culinary fantasy is blatantly denied before him.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

That's just that one. These "books" are just the self published version of his blogspot posts, literally the stuff he put out for free. If you look at them all you'll notice that none of them go past 2016
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You can find all of the articles still up on his site going all the way back to 2009.

Published within days of each other. I know what he did that week on his "workstation" between Twitter binges.

(And I'm betting when he recycled the already-lazy cover and title of Reel whatever for the other Reel one he congratulated himself on his visual and thematic continuity.)

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I have a few rambling thoughts on Bob and the internet (YouTube in particular):

So, Bob has been on YouTube since 2006. He posts about once a week, and barely cracks 20k views on many videos, and only rarely gets more than 30k views.

By comparison, Internet Historian (the main channel) has been on YouTube since 2017 (or 11 years after Bob joined), posts about once or twice a year, and regularly gets millions of views (his lowest-viewed video has only 1.2 million views, or about as many views as Bob's last 47 videos, combined.) Incognito Mode regularly gets views in the millions, even though videos are only uploaded once every two months.

(Apologies to Internet Historian for comparing him to Moviebob. You don't deserve that.)

And on the subject of the terminally online, there's another channel on YouTube called OwO. You'd expect a channel with a name like that to be weebism incarnate, but no. OwO (a member of YouTube since 2019) goes to popular videos on YouTube and comments on them, frequently getting hundreds or even thousands of upvotes, and even has a subreddit dedicated to figuring out more about the guy. Unlike Bob, who denies he has an internet addiction, OwO candidly admits to spending 12 hours a day on the internet because they have that much free time. Also, unlike Bob, OwO is by all accounts a nice person with a sense of humor.

Anyway, these are just my rambling thoughts. I'll take my puzzle pieces now.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I have a few rambling thoughts on Bob and the internet (YouTube in particular):

So, Bob has been on YouTube since 2006. He posts about once a week, and barely cracks 20k views on many videos, and only rarely gets more than 30k views.

By comparison, Internet Historian (the main channel) has been on YouTube since 2017 (or 11 years after Bob joined), posts about once or twice a year, and regularly gets millions of views (his lowest-viewed video has only 1.2 million views, or about as many views as Bob's last 47 videos, combined.) Incognito Mode regularly gets views in the millions, even though videos are only uploaded once every two months.

(Apologies to Internet Historian for comparing him to Moviebob. You don't deserve that.)

And on the subject of the terminally online, there's another channel on YouTube called OwO. You'd expect a channel with a name like that to be weebism incarnate, but no. OwO (a member of YouTube since 2019) goes to popular videos on YouTube and comments on them, frequently getting hundreds or even thousands of upvotes, and even has a subreddit dedicated to figuring out more about the guy. Unlike Bob, who denies he has an internet addiction, OwO candidly admits to spending 12 hours a day on the internet because they have that much free time. Also, unlike Bob, OwO is by all accounts a nice person with a sense of humor.

Anyway, these are just my rambling thoughts. I'll take my puzzle pieces now.

Because Internet Historian is actually entertaining and fun to watch.

First we flew to the Moon; next we make men and women interchangeable.
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Bobby literally thinks (or dare I say believes?) that men in dresses is the next step toward his superior robot body.