Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Am I the only person who's really tired of movie runtime discourse? It seems to me that modern audiences have very low attention spans and automatically assume that any movie being over two hours long is "excessive". Which really bugs me, because some of the best films ever made were three hours long or more. I think that this video said it best:
You're not alone and you're right. Convenience and being pandered to from an extremely young age has rotted most peoples brains. Most Americans under 60 can't sit still for ten minutes without picking up their phone to get a fat load of digital crack in the form of pretty colors and sounds specifically designed to tickle their monkey brains.
 
It might be shocking but Moviebob has no idea what he is talking, the idea that the US could even do anything is incredibly doubtful, Im pretty sure we dont have an armored division in europe. Nevermind that the US is not going to win a direct conflict with Russia,

We have 100k more active troops, but when you add in reserves they can field almost a million more men. They have twice as many tanks and various artillery types then us.

While we have a clear advantage in the air, they have some extremely advanced anti air defense systems and the Israelis learned the lesson of under estimating Russian anti air.

We have no real green water naval capacity, we dont have any battlecruisers just old missile cruisers from the 70s that are more anti missile ships. Our carriers and subs are not going to be effective in the shallow and constricted baltic and black seas.

The scary part is there is a significant portion of the democratic inteligensia that thinks like moviebob, like we got dronez and shit.

Okay now use those drones against someone with an anti air defense more sophisticated then a klashnikov.
 
Am I the only person who's really tired of movie runtime discourse? It seems to me that modern audiences have very low attention spans and automatically assume that any movie being over two hours long is "excessive". Which really bugs me, because some of the best films ever made were three hours long or more. I think that this video said it best:



"WB just makes the same movie every 4-5 years."

:story::story::story::story::story:

This is coming from the same man who sucks Disney's dick and heaps praise upon their cookie-cutter, assembly line gruel churned out every year.
It just depends on the film I've watched a 7 hour long extended cut of Godfather/Godfather II, an extended cut of Romero's Dawn of the Dead, It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Lawrence of Arabia, and even something cookie cutter like Avengers Endgame all flew by as I watched them. But Zack Snyder's Justice League I felt those 4 hours.

To be clear I like most DCEU/DC films and looking forward to the Batman, but with Blobby's hatred of Snyder and most modern DC films I felt that had to be said because I'm definitely not defending Blobby his stance on Snyder is psychotic.
 
Am I the only person who's really tired of movie runtime discourse? It seems to me that modern audiences have very low attention spans and automatically assume that any movie being over two hours long is "excessive". Which really bugs me, because some of the best films ever made were three hours long or more. I think that this video said it best:
The idea of a "movie runtime discourse" independent of the specific movie is just weird. It's like having a "road length discourse." "How long should this road be?" "However long it needs to be to get where it's going." While obviously there's more subjective elemts with things like film, the core idea is that it takes as long as it takes. Lord of the Rings needed to be at least 9 hours, because that was as much as they could cut down the story, and it flies by. The Hobbit needed to be much shorter than 9 hours, so it feels larded down and has several massive wastes of the audience's time.

That said, Bob moaning about The Batman being nearly 3 hours while simping for Eternals, which had almost the exact same runtime... never change, Diabeeto.
 
Russia-Ukraine conflict. Bobby approves of kicking Russia's ass because they are white and Christian.
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When has Based Russia care about "rainbow of diversity", or is the troon talking about Ukraine?
Either that, or Russia's not actively contributing directly to Moviebob is superiaa fyuuchaa.



At 43%, Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden's approval rating is still 44 percentage points too high



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If only Jews wanted to be left alone.
I don't think Moviebob has any room to talk about one's misspells. Bob repeatedly misuses it's ("it is") in place of its ("belonging to it"), not to mention he doesn't include the final S in vis-a-vis.

Or, a recent case in point about Moviebob's problematic spelling and/or grammar, this recent tweet:
Moviebob: I'm no conspiracy theories [sic], but if someone told me to engineer a local management scenario that would turn the public massively against broader government policy in this context? It'd be some Cartoon Villain shit like this




They-them argues that words should have power. The example she cites is "triggered".
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Indeed the word "triggered" should be reserved for cases like the below:
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Unlike Moviebob's jokes, the jokes written by the Babylon Bee's contributors are actually funny.



Elon Musk is a geek, a nerd, and an actual scientist. Moviebob is nothimg but a dork.
 
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Ah, so it was another case of the Twitter addict needing to say something, even when he didn't have anything to add at all.
Indeed the word "triggered" should be reserved for cases like the below:
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The people behind the Babylon Bee have more creativity and humor in their left pinkie finger than you have in the entirety of you morbidly obese, egg-shaped body, Bobert.
And yet, for all his smahts - he seems ignorant of the fact that open warfare with a nuclear-equipped state isn't a good idea when you live in the danger zone of any directed first strike (the US Eastern Seaboard) , the fact he isn't bragging that his Right Side of History Shield will protect him indicates he's not ignorant of it, but simply not even aware of it.
Well, we already know Bob is a low-IQ imbecile pretending to be an intellectual. He doesn't think, he just regurgitates whatever his designated Good Guys say. Right now, that's the establishment Democrats.

That the establishment Democrats are flippingly talking about escalating tensions with or outright going to war with a nuclear power over a backwater country should make anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together scream that this is madness. But for dumb, partisan nigger cattle like Bob, there's no thinking: there are only the Good Guys side (naturally, anyone he likes) and the Bad Guys side (naturally, anyone he dislikes), and all decisions should be based on that because the Good Guys side always wins - just like in the Marvel Movies!
 
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A question that I want to ask all my fellow Bobologists:

I listened to Null's livestream today and he brought up Fatrick Tomlinson. I was only somewhat familiar with Fatrick and his online antics but had never listened to the recorded call until today. I was taken aback by how when Fatrick was placed under pressure he instantly reverted to the same mannerisms and language that he uses online, calling the caller a baby for example. I had always assumed that Fatrick was putting on a persona when he "banters" on twitter but I guess that's just who he is, an insufferable cunt who knows one insult. Maybe I give these people too much credit as I don't use my internet presence as a replacement for a personality.

Now that I've set that up, do you think Bob's the same way? Does he simply wave people away by calling them not real people irl? Seeing such a demonstrative example from Fatrick makes really think he does on top of spouting the weirdo stuff he does every day on line. I don't remember when it was, I think it was sometime after the Lindsay break up, but someone posted a video from Oneyplays where someone on it claimed that they had actually met Bob. He said something of the effect that Bob was cordial but started talking about weirdo bullshit with no provocation from the guy. I know Bob has claimed to have been in many bar fights, including in my white whale of a tweet how much catharsis there is in hearing someone's head crash into the bar when you kick the stool out from underneath of them, and I now want that all to be true. I don't want to live in a world where Bob Chipman doesn't go into drunken tirades about poorly thought out socialism/social change and Super Mario lore and has been kicked out of every bar in reasonable driving range save for Dave and Busters cuz they gots games!
 
What's gained from animating Shenmue? Well, maybe the fact that it might be a more reasonable way to complete the story for the dumb fans who love it? Not everything is made with you in mind, Bob.
Bob Chipman is pro-war. He'd never fight in a war, he'll never see combat in his life, and he has absolutely nothing to gain from the deaths of thousands of people, but he still cheers for war.
Nothing to gain from people he's never met but already hates with a fiery passion dying without interrupting his daily life and the ability to label war opponents as WHITE TRAITOR TRASH during a major war in support of the Democratic Party? Can't see why Bob might enjoy that especially if there's explosions involved.
 
A question that I want to ask all my fellow Bobologists:

I listened to Null's livestream today and he brought up Fatrick Tomlinson. I was only somewhat familiar with Fatrick and his online antics but had never listened to the recorded call until today. I was taken aback by how when Fatrick was placed under pressure he instantly reverted to the same mannerisms and language that he uses online, calling the caller a baby for example. I had always assumed that Fatrick was putting on a persona when he "banters" on twitter but I guess that's just who he is, an insufferable cunt who knows one insult. Maybe I give these people too much credit as I don't use my internet presence as a replacement for a personality.

Now that I've set that up, do you think Bob's the same way? Does he simply wave people away by calling them not real people irl? Seeing such a demonstrative example from Fatrick makes really think he does on top of spouting the weirdo stuff he does every day on line. I don't remember when it was, I think it was sometime after the Lindsay break up, but someone posted a video from Oneyplays where someone on it claimed that they had actually met Bob. He said something of the effect that Bob was cordial but started talking about weirdo bullshit with no provocation from the guy. I know Bob has claimed to have been in many bar fights, including in my white whale of a tweet how much catharsis there is in hearing someone's head crash into the bar when you kick the stool out from underneath of them, and I now want that all to be true. I don't want to live in a world where Bob Chipman doesn't go into drunken tirades about poorly thought out socialism/social change and Super Mario lore and has been kicked out of every bar in reasonable driving range save for Dave and Busters cuz they gots games!
Bob doesn't interact with people in real life. He goes to a bar, sits in the corner, and drinks his beer and eats his small amount of wings for an average sized person completely alone. Fatrick and Blob are two different people. Most importantly, Bob is a massive coward. He's terrified of taking risks. Sure, he plays pretend that he's a tough guy on the Internet because he's fat as fuck and tall enough, but a real tough guy would take him to the cleaners and Blob knows it. I would bet my next paycheck that Blob is the meekest fatty in the bar and just does his rooster stare at the waitress' ass.
 
A question that I want to ask all my fellow Bobologists:

I listened to Null's livestream today and he brought up Fatrick Tomlinson. I was only somewhat familiar with Fatrick and his online antics but had never listened to the recorded call until today. I was taken aback by how when Fatrick was placed under pressure he instantly reverted to the same mannerisms and language that he uses online, calling the caller a baby for example. I had always assumed that Fatrick was putting on a persona when he "banters" on twitter but I guess that's just who he is, an insufferable cunt who knows one insult. Maybe I give these people too much credit as I don't use my internet presence as a replacement for a personality.

Now that I've set that up, do you think Bob's the same way? Does he simply wave people away by calling them not real people irl? Seeing such a demonstrative example from Fatrick makes really think he does on top of spouting the weirdo stuff he does every day on line. I don't remember when it was, I think it was sometime after the Lindsay break up, but someone posted a video from Oneyplays where someone on it claimed that they had actually met Bob. He said something of the effect that Bob was cordial but started talking about weirdo bullshit with no provocation from the guy. I know Bob has claimed to have been in many bar fights, including in my white whale of a tweet how much catharsis there is in hearing someone's head crash into the bar when you kick the stool out from underneath of them, and I now want that all to be true. I don't want to live in a world where Bob Chipman doesn't go into drunken tirades about poorly thought out socialism/social change and Super Mario lore and has been kicked out of every bar in reasonable driving range save for Dave and Busters cuz they gots games!
Maybe? I mean, it wouldn't be too surprising, but until we get actual audio/video proof of such, I'm more inclined to agree with @EnemyStand's take that Bob is just an Internet Tough Guy who only talks shit behind the safety of Twitter but avoids confrontation IRL.
 
Skipping most of Bobby's shit, and instead gonna focus on this retweet:
Okay, so this guy's basically claiming that even at his worst, Sleepy Joe is still better than those dang dirty GQP presidents, by nine whole points! Take that, RethugliKKKans!

Except, you literally just have to look at the dates in question to see how that's a retarded comparison. These were all taken at the end of their respective presidencies, and in every case, the Democrat left office in a time without something bad happening (or at least without the media covering bad things) while the Republican presided over a crisis just before their term ended.

Clinton, despite the sex scandals and impeachment, still left office before the dotcom bubble burst, so he left on a strong economy and relative peace. Regardless of opinions of his personal affairs, most had a positive opinion of his job performance.

Bush had a bunch of shit hanging over his head by the end of his term. The Middle East adventures were turning into a slog, the Katrina response killed any remaining momentum from 9/11, and the Great Recession was yet another albatross around his neck. It's no wonder his approval dipped so low.

Obama was Black Jesus that could do no wrong, and despite his only major singular accomplishment Obamacare being a meme by the end of his term, the press wouldn't dare to say anything bad about him. The economy wasn't good, but compared to the starting point, it looked that way.

Trump got hammered by the coof despite the great economic performance up to that point, and his failure to stop an airborne virus from continuing to infect people was laid at his feet. Also, note that this poll happened around the Unscheduled Boomer Tour of the Capitol, when every Democrat was claiming he was going to launch a coup and start a dictatorship.

The point is, all of these results are from the end of each president's tenure. Joey's rating is this low only a year in. With all the problems continuing to pile up with no solutions being given, who knows how bad it could get by the end?

Bob, naturally, can't comprehend basic statistical fuckery because he doesn't think beyond "harhar conservatives dumb."
 
Yup that's a granny-cane if I ever saw one. Either Bob "inherited" it because he thought it looked cool, or he bought one like it ironically.

I won't comment on the CPAP hypothesis but I will say that given the choice of "too dumb, too prideful, or too poorly insured" relating to Bob my answer will almost always be "all three".


Seen 'em on the ballot, never in real life.


I'm not sure if it'd be considered worse sexual harassment or not if I assume the co-worker is female. (Wonder if that's why he resorted to "they" since I doubt an engineer has snowflake pronouns, and presumably Chris knows the person's sex so it should be "he" or "she".)


Really? Odd, I haven't seen it in pictures, which I know from personal experience would require actively hiding it. Or never getting your picture taken, but we've got enough of his rictus to know that ain't happening.

Anyway, just for that I renew my offer of gimp battle.


The pregnancy test meme is definitely old but really? God, I don't know who's got the bigger Musk hateboner, Bob or Thunderf00t.
I'm going to go out on a limb and posit (besides the very miniscule possibility of a nonbinary co-worker) that Chris was simply trying to avoid gendering the co-worker purely for anonymity reasons.
What's gained from animating Shenmue? Well, maybe the fact that it might be a more reasonable way to complete the story for the dumb fans who love it? Not everything is made with you in mind, Bob.

Nothing to gain from people he's never met but already hates with a fiery passion dying without interrupting his daily life and the ability to label war opponents as WHITE TRAITOR TRASH during a major war in support of the Democratic Party? Can't see why Bob might enjoy that especially if there's explosions involved.
I guess Bob thinks CGI is all that's needed, to add to Live Action to make it do a thing that plain Live Action with standard non-CGI effects couldn't do, and thus dismisses animation when there's things in animation you just can't do even with CGI-assisted Live Action. But then again, Bobby is a crayon-eating, curtain analyzing exceptional individual, and I don't expect him to understand this.
 
Just wanna reminder people, that Bob is not only the author of his mario jack off book, but this gem as well

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And it's insanely bad. It's just poorly written copy/pastes of his "scripts" which are somehow more painful to read then they are to listen come out of his fat diabetic mouth.

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Although, there is some interesting things about his work in that his love of Mario, Boobs and terms like "ass fuck" really could be used for cancel points by the very people he wants to be popular with. Lines like this:

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Kinda interesting really to see how his tranny crowd would react to this stuff despite being hating women or whatever.
 
A question that I want to ask all my fellow Bobologists:

I listened to Null's livestream today and he brought up Fatrick Tomlinson. I was only somewhat familiar with Fatrick and his online antics but had never listened to the recorded call until today. I was taken aback by how when Fatrick was placed under pressure he instantly reverted to the same mannerisms and language that he uses online, calling the caller a baby for example. I had always assumed that Fatrick was putting on a persona when he "banters" on twitter but I guess that's just who he is, an insufferable cunt who knows one insult. Maybe I give these people too much credit as I don't use my internet presence as a replacement for a personality.

Now that I've set that up, do you think Bob's the same way? Does he simply wave people away by calling them not real people irl? Seeing such a demonstrative example from Fatrick makes really think he does on top of spouting the weirdo stuff he does every day on line. I don't remember when it was, I think it was sometime after the Lindsay break up, but someone posted a video from Oneyplays where someone on it claimed that they had actually met Bob. He said something of the effect that Bob was cordial but started talking about weirdo bullshit with no provocation from the guy. I know Bob has claimed to have been in many bar fights, including in my white whale of a tweet how much catharsis there is in hearing someone's head crash into the bar when you kick the stool out from underneath of them, and I now want that all to be true. I don't want to live in a world where Bob Chipman doesn't go into drunken tirades about poorly thought out socialism/social change and Super Mario lore and has been kicked out of every bar in reasonable driving range save for Dave and Busters cuz they gots games!
I mean Bob made that up probably while autistically tantruming and punching holes in the wall because the Irish, Greek, and Italian hoodlums that he still tards on about in revenge fantasies probably told him he would die alone and a loser or something. I guess it was a mantra he gibbered as he rocked back and forth after punching the wall or something.
 
Ah, so it was another case of the Twitter addict needing to say something, even when he didn't have anything to add at all.

The people behind the Babylon Bee have more creativity and humor in their left pinkie finger than you have in the entirety of you morbidly obese, egg-shaped body, Bobert.

Well, we already know Bob is a low-IQ imbecile pretending to be an intellectual. He doesn't think, he just regurgitates whatever his designated Good Guys say. Right now, that's the establishment Democrats.

That the establishment Democrats are flippingly talking about escalating tensions with or outright going to war with a nuclear power over a backwater country should make anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together scream that this is madness. But for dumb, partisan nigger cattle like Bob, there's no thinking: there are only the Good Guys side (naturally, anyone he likes) and the Bad Guys side (naturally, anyone he dislikes), and all decisions should be based on that because the Good Guys side always wins - just like in the Marvel Movies!

I think your being way to generous to the Blob or Dems, they dont have any interest or capability to play the great game.

At best they care about some ephemeral issues like Climate Change that at best have no real time consquences and at worst have disastorous ones, ie Europe is now more reliant off of Russian gas due to its flimsy green energy grid.

They might hate Putin because of their copium about 2016 and that he has in their eyes undercut their guys, but its completely in a domestic view. They dont want a conflict with Russia because that would look bad, they just want to thump their chest.

The problem is it has real world consquences, like Blobert Brandon is tough tweets buts no grit and he gets himself into trouble because its obvious to everyone.

Maybe its to much but to me Bob is the unhidden ID of the left, and the left really thinks its words have no consquences, they think the real world operates under twitter rules where you can just brush aside the crazy shit you say on twitter as being taken out of context.
 
I think it was sometime after the Lindsay break up, but someone posted a video from Oneyplays where someone on it claimed that they had actually met Bob. He said something of the effect that Bob was cordial but started talking about weirdo bullshit with no provocation from the guy.
As a former/latent Oneyplays fan I really want to see that video just to see who met The Blob and what they said about him
 
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