Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[riceballs and onigiri]

I saw an interesting theory on Reddit about why Avocado didn't go through with the interview - because he's conservative and that would hurt his image, going on interview with someone who is now "woke". It is really funny to think of a fat gay pornstar as conservative though.

 

[Meiwaku]

I saw an interesting theory on Reddit about why Avocado didn't go through with the interview - because he's conservative and that would hurt his image, going on interview with someone who is now "woke". It is really funny to think of a fat gay pornstar as conservative though.

I mean you could have different ideas of fiscal policy and government or personal freedoms and be a giant fag.

I don't know anything about his politics but personally I could believe him being more on like a Libertarian scale or you just kind of do what you want and don't let other people tell you what to do because that just seems very on brand for him

 

[Private Joker]

I saw an interesting theory on Reddit about why Avocado didn't go through with the interview - because he's conservative and that would hurt his image, going on interview with someone who is now "woke". It is really funny to think of a fat gay pornstar as conservative though.

Who gets butt fucked by a beaner no less.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I'm just waiting for him to get disabled (or die) from one of his self-inflicted, obesity-related illnesses. Yah Nik, you sure showed us the best and laziest way to make big money.

 

[Haesindang Park]

I'm just waiting for him to get disabled (or die) from one of his self-inflicted, obesity-related illnesses. Yah Nik, you sure showed us the best and laziest way to make big money.

If he gets disabled from his own obesity, wouldn't someone get him into a long term care facility?

 

[Troonologist PhD]

It is really funny to think of a fat gay pornstar whore as conservative though.

Even for professional whores that could be described as "pornstars" you still shouldn't call them stars as it implies whoredom is a respectable line of work.

If he gets disabled from his own obesity, wouldn't someone get him into a long term care facility?

He has the money for it, so probably. But he could choose to be like those TLC-tier deathfats who just ride and waddle around everywhere and eventually eat themselves into immobility.

 

[Haesindang Park]

He has the money for it, so probably. But he could choose to be like those TLC-tier deathfats who just ride and waddle around everywhere and eventually eat themselves into immobility.

Then he's going to choose the later. The local buffets are going to ban him.

 

[Totallyunknown]

Watching his react video to Ethan.. I would honestly pay for a course on marketing by Nick.

 

[Meiwaku]

If he gets disabled from his own obesity, wouldn't someone get him into a long term care facility?

His bf would probably take care of him.

Also he's too much of a business fag to immobilize himself. He uploads multiple times a day and thus works nearly every day. He's always quick on other people's videos so he can make a response or upload the same thing pretending its his idea. He's a business slut.

He likely would not have gotten THIS big if not for his money, that's not like other deathfats here who would be deathfat regardless.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I was looking forward to the interview myself since I was curious to see how it would go down. That wouldn’t be a setting to be in character the whole time so something juicy would have come out of it.

Nik still managed to get a ton of exposure without damaging his brand and played Ethan hard in the process. Gotta respect the hustle.

Really hard to damage a brand like his but I get what you mean. He's truly miles ahead of someone like Joey

 

[Ponzo]

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[Tolder 08]

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[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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This level of Basedness is overflowing too well into the fay-gag persona. I’m pretty sure he crams in as many right wing talking points for the same reason he does the gay act. To gain controversy and make the people he Allies with stupid. Like I don’t belive Chud-Mode niko is his true self either. He’s probably centralist and hates both sides so he uses his body as a canvas for parody. He knows people use him as a symbol for leftist degeneracy so he as a great showsman is trying to subvert if for teh lulz. Though I do believe he hates China.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I laughed at this way harder than I'd like to admit while drinking.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Nikocados asshole is MOIST and MEATY

 

[Emperor Pupienus]

 

[Ponzo]

New M&M Rant

 

[Crunchy Bone Sandwich]

Trying Popeyes New Mac 'N Cheese • MUKBANG

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He officially says he has diabetes, He's joked about it before but he confirmed it in this video. Sad!

 

[Baguette]

He has been cracking me up lately. I laughed my ass off during the recent McDonald's one, especially when he went on a rant about their points program.