Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Tolder 08]

Who gets butt fucked by a beaner no less.

Congolombians aren't beaners.

Don't you get diabetes from eating too much sugar? Nikocado eats mostly fat and carbs, so wouldn't he be more at risk for heart disease than diabetes? Do any nutritionist Kiwis have any knowledge about this?

>Don't you get diabetes from eating too much sugar?
Indeed but you are talking like they are mutually exclusive.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Thoughts?

https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/45112320

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You need to be Nickocado maxing, you need to be getting huge, eating large big mac meals, brapping constantly, pigging out, and eating yourself to death. You need to be a big fat disgusting slob, you need to be a glutton, because that's what the Globalists hate. Architect Out.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

https://twitter.com/SVinluv/status/1487894608474427404

Orlin...I'm already a Demon

 

[Private Joker]

 

[Prostolurk]

How is his ass crack reaching the middle of his back

 

[thegooddoctor]

I laughed at this way harder than I'd like to admit while drinking.

Love him or hate him, you gotta admit the Fatass makes good meme material. His dedication to the mukbanger lifestyle is truly impressive, he’s an excellent craftsman of comedy and drama, despite how openly corpulent and repulsive his lifestyle may be.

 

[Ponzo]

How is his ass crack reaching the middle of his back

Thats his ukrainian back hair

 

[Mister Uno]

>you will NEVER snort the fat sweat from the chair as if your life depended on it

Why live?

 

[thegooddoctor]

Spoiler

Found This horrifying edit on the ED article on him. Jesus Christ, LOTR is now ruined for me forever! Fuck you Nick Neck urself Avocunto!!

 

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Found This horrifying edit on the ED article on him. Jesus Christ, LOTR is now ruined for me forever! Fuck you Nick Neck urself Avocunto!!

Holy shit, spoiler that please.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

How is his ass crack reaching the middle of his back

coinslot maxxing

 

[Private Joker]

 

[Spatula]

End of an era.

Until tomorrow.

 

[The Un-Clit]

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I can taste that kiss in my mind, and I fucking well HATE that I can, so I'm sharing that mental image with you all so that you can taste it too when you read it and think about it.


Also Taco Bell U.S. has "Diablo" sauce? how much hotter then 'fire' (which isn't all that hot at Taco Bell Canada) is it?

 

[Prostolurk]

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He is going to absorb Orlin like a cell on agar.io

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

I can taste that kiss in my mind, and I fucking well HATE that I can, so I'm sharing that mental image with you all so that you can taste it too when you read it and think about it.


Also Taco Bell U.S. has "Diablo" sauce? how much hotter then 'fire' (which isn't all that hot at Taco Bell Canada) is it?

eh, it's pretty weak actually. I prefer the taste of "Fire", but heatness wise, it's not much hotter.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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There's a joke about Russians and Ukranians to be had here

 

[Private Joker]

 

[taintmisbehavin]

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I guess they remade The Blob again and decided the 80’s one wasn’t stomach-churning enough.

I can taste that kiss in my mind, and I fucking well HATE that I can, so I'm sharing that mental image with you all so that you can taste it too when you read it and think about it.


Also Taco Bell U.S. has "Diablo" sauce? how much hotter then 'fire' (which isn't all that hot at Taco Bell Canada) is it?

Not hot at all.

 

[Private Joker]

Fatty Mcbuttfuckedbyabeaner waddled his fat ass into first class and headed off to Sherman Oaks.