Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Disheveled Human]

Ralpha Bros NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[bile demon]

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You all know what this means, right? IT'S GATORTIME!

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

Oak implies something hard and dense. Neither have in any way applied to Ralph in a long time. Birch at least is flaccid and rubbery

ralph's dense alright

 

[Near]

Ralph the holder of Ls once again

 

[Atomic Ant]

the whole idea of the trip was an L on arrival because he wanted to go to Portugal as a fuck you to Warski but he's too stupid to know that Warski was moving to Terceira in the Azores which is like 500 miles from Lisbon.

 

[Truly Rural]

He made it sound that he originally planned to go alone and then Dax jumped in providing some company.

Gunt never intended to go to Portugal himself, he intended to be taken to Portugal by his Daddy. Another father, another disappointment. Daddy's keep letting him down. He's too spineless to do anything without validation by proxy. He requires to be literally carried. xcuze gamer lingo

 

[MeltyTW]

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

youre a pussy ralph,
no cash to spite travel, to ashamed to cover it even if you made it, no guts just gunts no glory. moment you were told you couldnt fuck little underaged girls you bail.

Pussy.

Does Ralph know that adults can indeed travel alone and possibly even live by themselves and not get hitched to the first e-whore they find?

The longer you wait to face yourself the closer seppuku gets, Gunt. This is edgy but legit advice, go to Portugal and just enjoy life offline for a week.

youre talking about the pussy who couldnt even travel to portugal. just bloviate about how hes that ralpha.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Peen]

if ralph fully bitches out, i have an idea for renaming the thread

rip i cant edit it now lol but it was gonna be "Piggy Pussies out of Portugal".

GOOD LUCK ON THE SUPERSHOW RALPH HOPE IT DOESNT TURN INTO A PILLSTREAM.

REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO RALPH SNIPING KINO CASINO

 

[InwardsStink]

What a bitch, traveling alone is fun. The trip was never real. Show us your fucked up ankle dick, lets see it.

Dick will be walking around no problem at one of his gay irl meetups next month.

 

[Frog Ken]

His ego can't take backing out now it seems. He needs a better excuse to not look bad. Mystery Pantsu illness inbound?
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[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I like that he's owning the fact that he's gonna spend a bunch of money and sit his fat ass on a plane for 8 hours and go to a place that abhors his very existence just to show the farms whos boss. Pretty cool actually.

 

[Christorian X]

It'd be hilarious if someone tipped off the feds he has some tangential connection to someone at Jan 6th before he returns..

 

[MeltyTW]

It'd be hilarious if someone tipped off the feds he has some tangential connection to someone at Jan 6th before he returns..

i think they know seeing as how they track even bitcoin donations to obscure figures and pig is loudly squealing about it on his easily available social media accounts. unless ralph blocked the entirety of the alphabet social media socks.

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His ego can't take backing out now it seems. He needs a better excuse to not look bad. Mystery Pantsu illness inbound?
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lol thought it wasnt for spite pig? but fuck i was so hoping to call ralph a pussy, alogs btfo again.

 

[Hüftpriester]

His ego can't take backing out now it seems. He needs a better excuse to not look bad. Mystery Pantsu illness inbound?

Let's go!!!!! You better stream everything you do, Gunt. It'll be the only way to own Warski and the ayelawgs.

 

[Reaper King]

If only he had some sort of girlfriend or a fiancé he could spend time with!

I know, right? Shame he couldn't bring his girlfriend, Alice.

 

[Love Machine]

This has to be one of the fastest backdowns ralph has ever done. We must kneel to Andy "The Navigator" Warski.

 

[Fannyscum]

WELL THAT'S NOT WHAT AHH HEARD. I'M AN AMERICAN TOURIST GOT DAMMIT



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[Nod Flenders]

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His ego can't take backing out now it seems. He needs a better excuse to not look bad. Mystery Pantsu illness inbound?
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My god, that picture looks like a fat, bearded, gunted version of Carmen Sandiego. I doubt he'll last long in Portugal, that is if he ever even goes.

 

[twozero]

WELL THAT'S NOT WHAT AHH HEARD. I'M AN AMERICAN TOURIST GOT DAMMIT

Ralph again pretending he's got a fake vaccination certificate, when in reality he's most certainly vaccinated and just trying to play it cool for the grift. Based!

Think this is somehow gonna be a W for the Gunt vs Andy though. Andy only relies upon a laptop and internet connection for his job; how can it take him 2 yrs to travel to Portugal? Surely the meager cryptobananas (or w/e the chinese-coin of the day is) would stretch further there too.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks this but I bet Ralph is going to Portugal to try to get drugs.

Has the poor bastard even been to Mexico much South America?