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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

    Votes: 326 92.6%
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Farglemark said:
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LOL bitching out on the trip cause Dicks ankle is aylawging him. Ralph losing so hard to Andy.
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Turns out the Portuguese are really big fans of the Killstream? Maybe this mystery viewer is the cousin of Ralph's insurance adjuster. It's astonishing that despite only have 100 fans in a world of 8 billion, Ralph still manages to run into a fan of his no matter where he goes.
 
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I'm thinking there's still a chance the Gunt goes to Portugal alone just cause backing out now will be so embarrassing after bragging about it for the past week.
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I could see him begrudgingly going by himself and having a really bad time.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
I'm thinking there's still a chance the Gunt goes to Portugal alone just cause backing out now will be so embarrassing after bragging about it for the past week.
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I could see him begrudgingly going by himself and having a really bad time.
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yes gunt pigs, force the gunt to waddle his fat fucking ass across the sea again for out amusement, revolt if he pussies out. you can tell hes scared shitless by the prospect of being as alone in life for anything as hell be in his incoming death, youre already alone gunt everyone hates you but you could at least provide some amusement to your betters pig.
 
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State Champ said:
With Dick backing out, I wonder if a trip to Portugal would be the furthest he's ever been from friends or family. Would Ethan even have the courage to go do something on his own?
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His son is on the other side of the country and his parents are in hell. He might as well go live it up; he'll never see his son and he'll see his parents soon enough.
 
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MeltyTW said:
force the gunt to waddle his fat fucking ass across the sea again for out amusement
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This will be the reality if he decides to go. It will be just to spite us, lol. I hope goes and streams as much of it as possible. He'll be in a shitty mood the whole time cause he got himself hyped for Daddy Dick and might snap if the locals fuck with him for being an obese Amerimutt. That would make for some great content. It's a lose-lose for him though. If he goes, he'll probably seethe the whole time. If he doesn't, he looks like a total bitch.
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Would Ethan even have the courage to go do something on his own?
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Do it, Gunt! Don't be a pussy.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
This will be the reality if he decides to go. It will be just to spite us, lol. I hope goes and streams as much of it as possible. He'll be in a shitty mood the whole time cause he got himself hyped for Daddy Dick and might snap if the locals fuck with him for being an obese Amerimutt. That would make for some great content. It's a lose-lose for him though. If he goes, he'll probably seethe the whole time. If he doesn't, he looks like a total bitch.
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ralph asking for directions to the nearest casino or underage brothel/daycare, minus the family that cares about him of course, he has the mass to be called multiple elephants still though.

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If he doesn't, he looks like a total bitch.
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you heard it hear first gunt, do it or your new name is ethan "bitchn bitchtits having bitch" ralph the massive bitch who couldnt even muster the testicular fortitude to ...... board a fucking plane.
 
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There are two possibilities:
  1. This was Ralph's plan from the start, announce that Dax would go with him and then a last minute "emergency" would force them to "cancel" the trip
  2. Dax doesn't want to go and is lying to Ralph, and Ralph such a naïve idiot that he actually believes the broken ankle excuse
I'm more inclined to believe option two since Ralph has been acting irrational enough to do shit like buy a ticket to a land he has no connection with just to spite someone and brag on Twitter, and Dax for some reason seems to want to string Ralph along as much as possible while keeping his distance (Ralph not being back on TDS, no IRL streams when they are together and only being a guest on the kill report every once in a while).
At the same time, Ralph cares too much about money and would be stupid enough to believe that a plan like that could fool people (aside from his retarded paypigs) so it's not entirely unbelievable.

Either Ralph looks like a bitch and cancels the trip and hands Warski a win, or he is going to look like an insane person traveling to Portugal and who knows what type of problem he might get into.. Both options provide a ton of entertainment so, well done Ralph.
 
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cistendered said:
Turns out the Portuguese are really big fans of the Killstream? Maybe this mystery viewer is the cousin of Ralph's insurance adjuster. It's astonishing that despite only have 100 fans in a world of 8 billion, Ralph still manages to run into a fan of his no matter where he goes.
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Maybe the fan invited him and it's another 52-year old woman he thinks he'll fuck in exchange for tendies.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
There are two possibilities:
  1. This was Ralph's plan from the start, announce that Dax would go with him and then a last minute "emergency" would force them to "cancel" the trip
  2. Dax doesn't want to go and is lying to Ralph, and Ralph such a naïve idiot that he actually believes the broken ankle excuse
I'm more inclined to believe option two since Ralph has been acting irrational enough to do shit like buy a ticket to a land he has no connection with just to spite someone and brag on Twitter, and Dax for some reason seems to want to string Ralph along as much as possible while keeping his distance (Ralph not being back on TDS, no IRL streams when they are together and only being a guest on the kill report every once in a while).
At the same time, Ralph cares too much about money and would be stupid enough to believe that a plan like that could fool people (aside from his retarded paypigs) so it's not entirely unbelievable.

Either Ralph looks like a bitch and cancels the trip and hands Warski a win, or he is going to look like an insane person traveling to Portugal and who knows what type of problem he might get into.. Both options provide a ton of entertainment so, well done Ralph.
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A lose-lose situation for The Gunt. I love it.
 
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