US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

Chancellor Scholz (AKA Ribbentrop 2.0) is refusing to speak with Joe Biden on Ukraine. Germany is blocking NATO shipments of Arms to Ukraine. They Denied Estonia's transfer of artillery and the UK must fly around German airspace to deliver anti-tank rockets to Ukraine. In their dependence on Russian gas they have become beholden to Russian interests.
expect them to exit NATO at this point tbh

 

[LUNEKO]

Chancellor Scholz (AKA Ribbentrop 2.0) is refusing to speak with Joe Biden on Ukraine. Germany is blocking NATO shipments of Arms to Ukraine. They Denied Estonia's transfer of artillery and the UK must fly around German airspace to deliver anti-tank rockets to Ukraine. In their dependence on Russian gas they have become beholden to Russian interests.

I heard Germany gas and electricity prices skyrocketed starting this year, Germany is really on the border of collapse and far from energy independence they've finally become the prime Russian puppet they always feared to become

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

I heard Germany gas and electricity prices skyrocketed starting this year, Germany is really on the border of collapse and far from energy independence they've finally become the prime Russian puppet they always feared to become

Thats how German history works. thier poor placement in central europe means they are destined to be controlled by their neighbors or they must be strong enough to command their neighbors. they are weak right now.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Thats how German history works. thier poor placement in central europe means they are destined to be controlled by their neighbors or they must be strong enough to command their neighbors. they are weak right now.

Maybe they wouldn't be so weak if they didn't bludgeon all opposition by calling them nazis.

 

[X Prime]

Dear Lord he's still upset:

How many hours has it been?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I'm betting Germany is wishing they'd built up nuclear instead of green right about now. Who woulda thunk that reliable and stable power would be a useful thing for an industrialized economy. Bet the french are feeling pretty good atop their pile of nuclear reactors, not that they need another excuse to be smug.

I'm not particularly worried about the US movement of equipment, they are notorious for throwing arms at basically anyone who wants them at a moments notice (except their own populace, of course), but the other countries getting involved in wanting to arm Ukraine is more noteworthy to me.

 

[AnotherPleb]

>"Phantom" voters
So not only did the Democrats get Zombies to vote, they also got ghosts to vote as well. This is turning into some "Spooky Scary Skeleton" shit.
>Sketchy shit going on "even before the first iPhone was sold"
>WEC has issues with ID's all because of a fucking "0" at the beginning of it. Over 145,000 cases of WEC saying same numbers are unique.
>Some fucking idiot went and gave an APOSTRAPHE to a person as their voter ID when voter IDs are only alpha numeric.
>The company that is in charge of WEC is poorly managed, their systems can't even make sense of what the humans are fucking doing.
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK! And I thought the Arizona Audits were bad with their "Last Minute jannies gonna sweep before anyone finds out" shit. This is PURE incompetence.

Hoo boy I bet Gehenna's seen some juicy shit there that we aren't even allowed to see.

You are giving Newsom and local LA officials way too much credit assuming it's all a corporatist scheme. They just have to deal with the unholy fusion of depolicing-obsessed DAs and massive wealth inequality every left coast metropolis magicked into existence over the last 5 years.

I'm more thinking it's Newsom being more than happy to capitalize on an already flawed system, as California pensions are going to ruin that state. The DAs don't have to be working in alignment with Bezos after all, and Bezos is pretty well known for wanting to expand Amazon power. Can't get much more powerful than handling the transatlantic shipping.

Just saying, if Newsom had incentive to crack down on the looters he'd tell the DAs to start cracking skulls.

Those depolicing-obsessed DAs are bankrolled by billionaires. Blockbusting an entire city probably makes it easier to turn it into a massive Amazon warehouse-bughive combo. Didn't Amazon want to build a company town in New York or something at one point?

The billionaires don't all see the same way, and Bezos could be positioned to make the windfall of the millenia having the Port of LA owned by a subsidiary of Amazon. Trustbusting takes politicians with spines, and we don't have those. This isn't about controlling LA, this is about effectively having control over the supply lines of the USA.

And as for the Amazon deal in New York, that is chump change here.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Chancellor Scholz (AKA Ribbentrop 2.0) is refusing to speak with Joe Biden on Ukraine. Germany is blocking NATO shipments of Arms to Ukraine. They Denied Estonia's transfer of artillery and the UK must fly around German airspace to deliver anti-tank rockets to Ukraine. In their dependence on Russian gas they have become beholden to Russian interests.
expect them to exit NATO at this point tbh

They'll never truly leave NATO, They are to dependent on the US for defense.

They are trying to play all sides to their benefit because they have delusions of the EU (with them at the center) becoming a great power on par with the US and China.

 

[AGreatDipAtAFairPrice]

They'll never truly leave NATO, They are too dependent on the US for defense.
They are trying to play all sides to their benefit because they have delusions of the EU (with them at the center) becoming a great power on par with the US and China.

Germany defends itself with socioeconomic scamming and buttering the biscuits of everybody that actually has a military. They can't leave NATO nor upset Russia. What would they defend themselves with, their nuclear-weaponless 20 billion dollar a year broomstick military?

 

[verissimus]

This is getting worse than the Afghanistan coping, dear God.

The only way this can be worse than that is if we find Joe and Hunter's dirty laundry along the way.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

Germany defends itself with socioeconomic scamming and buttering the biscuits of everybody that actually has a military. They can't leave NATO nor upset Russia. What would they defend themselves with, their nuclear-weaponless 20 billion dollar a year broomstick military?

Germany has ~20 US made Nuclear bombs.

 

[make_it_so]

Germany has ~20 US made Nuclear bombs.

On their bases, yes, but not under their control. We're the ones that have the keys/activation codes, and more likely than not it would be our planes carrying them in a time of war.

 

[Leslie Nielsen]

How do you deal with the spots in the back yard? I just got on my longjohns and snowsuit to take a shit, thought it was cleaner.

I usually pick 'em up with a shovel and toss it into my neighbor's yard. He just thinks something's wrong with his dog.

 

[Oxous]

And to think, none of this would've happened if McAuliffe hadn't accidentally spoke his thoughts on education out loud.

 

[CrippleThreat]

You forgot about blaming kikes

What do you think you're here for? Flexing muscles? Someone has to call ((them)) out.

 

[LUNEKO]

And to think, none of this would've happened if Zoe Quinn hadn't fucked those guys.

fixed that for you
just jestin

 

[HumanHive]

And to think, none of this would've happened if McAuliffe hadn't accidentally spoke his thoughts on education out loud.
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I just wish the Republicans were always like this.

 

[CrippleThreat]

I just wish the Republicans were always like this.

This Cuban seems the type to lamppost Northam and McAuliffe if it didn't cause civil dispute.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

People say this but nobody talks shit on New York more than New Yorkers. The rest of you just haven't earned the right yet.

Well how could that be true if New York is literally the greatest place ever?

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Never forget whitehouse.gov briefing room transcripts. They are always good times. Like somehow saying a billion and two hundred million is what you did when it’s a trillion, two hundred billion. Being off by an order of magnitude is excellent.

Remarks by President Biden at the U.S. Conference of Mayors 90th Annual Winter Meeting | The White House

Capital HiltonWashington, D.C. 1:54 P.M. EST THE PRESIDENT: Hello, hello, hello. (Applause.) It’s good to have you all back in

www.whitehouse.gov

That’s why, when I put together my Cabinet, I called on former mayors — and I mean this sincerely. (Applause). Take a look. Tom Vilsack was a governor; he was also a mayor. Marcia Fudge, governor — I mean, excuse me, a mayor. Marty Walsh a mayor in Boston. Pete Buttigieg was a mayor. And I picked Mitch Landrieu to oversee the implementation of the infrastructure law, which is over a billion 200 million dollars [$1.2 trillion], because he knows how mayors get things done. (Applause.) No, I mean it. Not a joke.