Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Even Donga and Vamp dabbed on gunt, how the mighty have fallen.

 

[Bixnood]

So is this Ralphs rock bottom or can he still dig himself even lower?
I for one expect to see him running the streets of Memphis in old clothes he got from Dax, waving his smaller than average penis as passersby from the window of his new cardboard barbe dream mansion.
and even then he will find a way to go lower still.

 

[Keranu]

I have a tidbit he forgot to mention that I vividly recall.
AG Luck said that he kissed the hooker.
Like made out, kiss on lips.. hahaha

Oh there's more. I don't remember if it was AG Luck or someone else, but they said Ralph thought this hooker loved him because she kissed his lips.

"Why would she love you?"

"Well... she kissed me. Hookers don't normally do that."

Something to that effect. So he went back to her.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Ralph has about 10 times the number of ay -awgs compared to the number of viewers he claims to have. Sad.

 

[IHateTheFrench]

I have a tidbit he forgot to mention that I vividly recall.
AG Luck said that he kissed the hooker.
Like made out, kiss on lips.. hahaha

Im surprised he hasnt been hit with herpes after that. Maybe he has, but his face fat swallowed it whole so its not visible on the outside.

 

[Dirty_Fur_Burgers]

Shame on all of you who doubted the kino Casino. The only surprise for me was what Jesse did. I knew it was going to be gold and the boys knocked it out of the park. Who knows how long the kino casino will last but one thing for sure is Andy and PPP make a great team, they can joke at each other and put on a great show.. I like how they made up with other people who dislike Ralph, they really put on a show and I love how Ralph tried to act like his "supershow" was doing numbers and then after played victim like the coward he truly is. He was outed for being a woman abusing cheater. This was the karma stream and I hope they do mersh next week. They put a lot of work into this show, way more than Ralph has ever put into anything in life. His biggest shows are others coming in and him sitting there reading the forum. They earned that $1800 US dollars. That's at least $1000 each Canadian. Fuck you RALPH

 

[Zilortha]

Clip of Andy confirming and going over the fight between Himself, Nora and Ralph and why he left the apartment they rented together.

Second Clip of Andy confirming that Ralph did get a Hooker 5 different time with the same hooker while in Miami and has 4 witness to back up his story also almost had fight with AGLuck and explains why he just said "Fuck It" on keeping his mouth shut for 3 years on this.

I have a weird respect for Andy right now.

You can say what you want about him, but at least he owns his mistakes and acknowledges his fuckups. I don't know if he learns anything from them, but at least he doesn't just pretend they don't exist or claim that people are just lying about him.

That sounds like a low bar, but I swear 99% of these e-celeb faggots act like they're they're infallible. Ralph especially so and it's beyond obnoxious.

 

[A Ghost]

So is this Ralphs rock bottom or can he still dig himself even lower?

if following DSP taught me anything its that lolcows can always go lower

 

[Chris Mclean]

Shame on all of you who doubted the kino Casino. The only surprise for me was what Jesse did. I knew it was going to be gold and the boys knocked it out of the park. Who knows how long the kino casino will last but one thing for sure is Andy and PPP make a great team, they can joke at each other and put on a great show.. I like how they made up with other people who dislike Ralph, they really put on a show and I love how Ralph tried to act like his "supershow" was doing numbers and then after played victim like the coward he truly is. He was outed for being a woman abusing cheater. This was the karma stream and I hope they do mersh next week. They put a lot of work into this show, way more than Ralph has ever put into anything in life. His biggest shows are others coming in and him sitting there reading the forum. They earned that $1800 US dollars. That's at least $1000 each Canadian. Fuck you RALPH

A lot of discord people and mods are right now apologising to their queen teaclips. But it won't make a diffrence there won't be any moobs photos from her! The forum is felted and PPP is back on his throne.

 

[AltisticRight]

if following DSP taught me anything its that lowcows can always go lower

I don't think Phil ever reached 5'1'' low though.

 

[Berb]

I'm optimistic that it'll be kino. The Jim appearance is obvious kayfabe but I think he could actually be bought to come on.

Never in any doubt. An amazing show

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

A lot of discord people and mods are right now apologising to their queen teaclips. But it won't make a diffrence there won't be any moobs photos from her! The forum is felted and PPP is back on his throne.

I like that my shitposting just to annoying Juhdunkhs has actually become a thing.

 

[Fred Fuckstone]

That was unironically the most boring thing I've seen in awhile.

• The only times PPP's been funny were when he spread his asshole and got into fights with his gay domestic partner
• Andy's still an unsubstantive moron and has no rhythm
• I completely tuned out of whatever Mint Salad was going on about (oh boy 10 more seconds of guntroll)
• Augie is still a sperg
• KOP was, as always, full of shit
• I still don't know who Cog is or why I should care
• Rieketa regurgitated the same shit we've known for almost a year
• I've seen the bit about a dead relative being alive done better
• KillAllPedos's Jim thing only really worked the one time
• The Josh fakeout at the end was beyond unfunny
• Worst of all, the new MC Jarbo song was underwhelming

The only thing interesting is that Porcelain's doing a doc on Ralph, and chances are it'll be better than that shitpile Pieman made.

 

[Stasi]

This Knoxville photo. Notice the gunt.
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Also Dispatch was endlessly spamming gunt emotes in his chat. That was enough to kickstart his whole downward spiral.
I am not making this up.

The gunt that launched a thousand lolz.

Unironically if the gunt didn't pop out to say hello in Knoxville a lot of this would not have happened.

 

[Motherf*cker]

I had to go to sleep before the KAP bit, but I was actually sort of enjoying Kino and I haven't enjoyed something Warski did since Chris Warski was still around.

I'm truly not surprised that it wasn't Jim, and I'm going to have to catch up with everything at the end.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Null Outro bit
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cringe.

Clip of Andy confirming and going over the fight between Himself, Nora and Ralph and why he left the apartment they rented together.
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Second Clip of Andy confirming that Ralph did get a Hooker 5 different time with the same hooker while in Miami and has 4 witness to back up his story also almost had fight with AGLuck and explains why he just said "Fuck It" on keeping his mouth shut for 3 years on this.
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ngl, really like Andy's story telling here. Kino.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Peen]

a new and good KAP along with Jim's immediate approval is the best possible outcome of kayfabeing jim. overall i liked the stream but the beginning was slow and the superchat segment (especially the first) was annoying to sit through. maybe they should plan for the superchats to be after a big thing like a song or Warski revealing something, and/or hard limit superchat segments to 5 minutes to keep the show moving and read the rest at the end. maybe they'll find a good groove for it all within the next few shows but the question is will they have content for that long?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Of course they’ll have content. Ralph is inevitably going to seethe and sperg generating more content. It’ll be a self sustaining cycle.

 

[SpiderDijon]

I’m calling it right now, Jesse felt snubbed by how they didnt put over his bit

They made him wait in the snow for half an hour, then kinda kicked him off to put on who exactly?

Warski is gonna get snaked on by jesse, and this is gonna be brought up

I’m shocked jesse would drive all the way there and not do something more entertaining

like make a snow angel on his property, pee pod awful in the snow. something borderline illegal, maybe light trespassing.

 

[Beavis]

I've said it before, she's low iq and white trash. He cheats in every relationship he's in, so she's no different. I'm fucking hoping to Ralph moves to vegas or reno or whatever, cause I want her to suffer since moving there will isolate her from everyone she knows and loves.

Ralph is going to leave May within a year of the baby being born.