Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Bryan Dunn said:
So is it safe to suggest that Ralph is confirmed now a certified ultra-gay op man who goes as far as to use the FBI to take people out because its about ethics in journalism? :pinetar:
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being super honest here, from the limited following of the whole faggy gaymergate stuff i did at the time, i really dont remember what ralphs "part" was? i dont remember him being in any of the "iconic" streams, even literal nobodies like roguestar and the obese fattits queenymartha etc are more memorable than ralph was, i dont know, maybe i just didnt look deep enough at the time but its what really confuses me with ralphs whole z-fame from gg
 
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buttmunch said:
being super honest here, from the limited following of the whole faggy gaymergate stuff i did at the time, i really dont remember what ralphs "part" was? i dont remember him being in any of the "iconic" streams, even literal nobodies like roguestar and the obese fattits queenymartha etc are more memorable than ralph was, i dont know, maybe i just didnt look deep enough at the time but its what really confuses me with ralphs whole z-fame from gg
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I think he just existed during GG to collect the crumbs that fell off the table's of the recognizable names. He was so insignificant that the collapse wasn't even noticed in his sektor of rejects since they'd all already been discarded.
 
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buttmunch said:
i really dont remember what ralphs "part" was?
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His part was going to jail and watching blacked cuckold porn, pretty straight forward. Still confused who Ivy Clover is.

@Bryan Dunn Who was Ivy Clover ? Why gator and Ralph believe @MeltyTW is Ivy Clover ? Melty has gone on record that he only started to a-log Ralph because Ralph called him a nigger in 2018. It's interesting how both of them fear for their lives at a guy who seems far younger than the guy they claim he is.
 
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Jesse's finger is mightier than Ralph's thumb. How will a man who talks about beating people, stabbing them in the neck and threatening to rape women ever feel safe again.

Hopefully this can be of use to you Ralph, to help Meigh recover.
Or maybe Ralph will have to call in the Horse Whisperer. Surely he can’t go off to Portugal now and leave his poor distressed pregnant girlfriend home alone with a finger gun fiend still on the loose.
 
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Stasi said:
The gunt that launched a thousand lolz. Unironically if the gunt didn't pop out to say hello in Knoxville a lot of this would not have happened.
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The gunt will never go away either. That's the best part. Even if, by some miracle, Ralph loses a shitload of weight, he's still going to have a mini-skirt of sagging flesh that hangs down to his mid-thigh area. Fat people who lose a lot of weight wind up having to get surgery to remove all the extra skin.

Having said that, I really hope that Ralph loses the weight because it would be hilarious.

Bryan Dunn said:
Ivy clover was a tranny notyourshield guy. Thats about all I remember tbh.
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Tell us the Ralph story you were going to tell before PPP cut you off. Don't be a faggot.
 
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Stasi said:
The gunt that launched a thousand lolz.
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The first time I saw this a few years ago, I thought it was a legless man sat upon his stumps.
 
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Yaniv’s Hairy Balls said:
Basically “I’ll keep house and fuck you if you support me”
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
isn't that the deal she had with the pedo troon? I don't really follow these retards all that much but I swear I remember a video of her somewhere on the board where she legit says "digibro said move in with me and I'll financially support you and give you a job, so I said ok"
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found it she decided to be dependent on a weird weeb stranger on the internet because the winters suck in NY
 
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JAKL II said:
A week of Ralph shows [9]: 23,772 views
1 Kino Casino: 17,500 views

OOF.
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You actually have to divide Ralph's views by 9 to get the real number of actual people, because the same people are watching every show during the week. Andy's views represent one person for each view. Ralph's views do not.
 
So it occurs to me that this could have been easily improved and a lot of the short comings fixed if the boys could have done a little prep work. Just generally they were filling time which killed the flow of the show however it would have been easy enough to tell some jokes which considering the subject should have been an easy slam dunk. However there were some issues that with very minimal effort could have turned some of the slower parts of the show into something both funny and in keeping with the Kasino theme.

1. Augie video is switched to a cold open sidestepping the tone and pacing issues of playing it after the hype intro

2. Mint Salad fight is played up as a Vegas prize fight. Andy does the interview, the questions are kept short and sweet and focused on how a small woman beat the tar out of Ralph. PPP in a Don King wig as mint's manager cuts a promo on Ralph towards the end

3. Completely cut the cringe music Warski did and instead the boys play a round of Roulette to determine the parentage of baby Xander. A very simple video animation of a roulette table is shown(I could mock this up in about 20 minutes including Editing the faces in) Red spaces are various E-celebs and black spaces are replaced by random pictures of black dudes. PPP wins by betting on Diddler Dax and Andy loses his shirt due to betting on black 13.

4. Actually think up interview questions instead of asking everyone why they hate Ralph and getting long winding autistic answers.

5. fold the music segments into blocks and have the boys dance and hypeman to the music removing the painful dead air after every song

6. fold the cog and bryan segment into one and make them sacrificial lambs giving them about 5 minutes to say something funny before the boys begin alogging them live.

7. No lead up in the Jesse PS segment. A shot of Ralph's house is shown and then a quick pan down to show Jesse sliding the diapers onto the property. He gives the camera a thumbs up and drives away honking. Even PPP was disappointed by this segment so please don't tell me it was Kino.

8. Ronnie Ralph, Porsalin and the assorted bit and bobs are moved up to the start of the show. Porsalin interviewed first for context, then play the doc trailer then discuss for a better flow.

9. Foreign intro lady also does occasional announcements letting casino patrons know that an ugly horse has been left in the parking lot and summoning a clean up crew to poker table 8 due to a patron shitting himself.

I just feel like a lot of small details were missed when it really would have been quite easy to have a few of these up their sleeves instead of recapping gunt lore between segments they could have popped a few comedic gags in to keep the laughs going.
 
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SpiderDijon said:
I’m calling it right now, Jesse felt snubbed by how they didnt put over his bit

They made him wait in the snow for half an hour, then kinda kicked him off to put on who exactly?

Warski is gonna get snaked on by jesse, and this is gonna be brought up

I’m shocked jesse would drive all the way there and not do something more entertaining

like make a snow angel on his property, pee pod awful in the snow. something borderline illegal, maybe light trespassing.
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It was his idea and they had no idea what he was doing for the bit and it was advertised as a surprise. It's not a far drive for Jesse he lives relatively close to Ralph I believe.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
7. No lead up in the Jesse PS segment. A shot of Ralph's house is shown and then a quick pan down to show Jesse sliding the diapers onto the property. He gives the camera a thumbs up and drives away honking. Even PPP was disappointed by this segment so please don't tell me it was Kino.
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The biggest mistake of the entire night was Jesse backing down from ringing the doorbell. You can't get charged with trespassing for ringing a doorbell unless you have already been officially "trespassed" by the cops. Think of the Perpetual Kino Machine that would have been created by Jesse ringing the doorbell.

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  • Andy had the footage from Jesse's side of the encounter, and the footage from both streams could have easily been edited together
They were handed a golden opportunity but they pussied out and blew it.

I completely disagree with your opinion of Andy's songs. They were awesome.
 
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