Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

I hope I never become "based" enough to have an autistic meltdown when attractive women attempt to throw themselves at me.
Don't worry, I don't think that either of us will ever have that problem. The part about women throwing themselves at you I mean.
 
If the massive Karen known as the United States government put me on the no fly list, froze my bank accounts, and subpoenaed me just because I showed up to the wrong protest, I'd be kinda suspicious of some random woman trying to chat me up. She's either crazy or a fed.
I can't imagine the initial conversations with some e-skank having much interest to the feds.

It'd become pretty obvious if she starts saying weird shit like "Tee-hee, it'd be so sexy if you could provide me with a list of names and bank accounts of all your associates. "
 
If Daisy was a tranny, Nick would've been all in.

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Nick's freakout over a girl asking him out from chat just made me realize that his followers, and Jack Murphy's followers, are the same. Wannabe right chads following a faggot.


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I noticed he was very specific about it being a girl who propositioned him. One wonders whether he would react the same way to a guy doing it. I think we already know the answer.
 
I'm starting to think that the real reason that Nick Fuentes is a "tradcon" is because he read stories about how Spanish conquistadors fucked each other on the long boat ride across the Atlantic, and upon arrival fucked crossdressing Mexica/Inca men.
Doesn’t surprise me a bit. This is legit one of the funniest reactions I’ve seen in a while. 100% confirms he’s super gay and closeted.
 
In any other thread on kiwifarms, we shit on simps who donate to thots and soyboys who worship women and rightfully so but we finally have Nick here who rejects girls like a Chad and now we're demanding him to just accept any vagina that is offered to him?

He may or may not be gay but I believe him when he says girls offer themselves to him. More power to him if he can resist the calls of the siren.
 
Nick's mustache looks like someone painted it on.
It looks like one of those fake ones you would get at the dollar store or something when you were a kid. It's the way a child perceives masculinity. It's all very performative.

Guys I’m really starting to think that this nigga gay.
This was like the one thing I was still willing to give him benefit of the doubt on with the assumption that though there was a solid amount of circumstantial evidence but nothing conclusive. Man, he is hell bent on making that as difficult as possible.

This has convinced me that Nick is 100% trying to play a part on screen to pander to what he believes the absolute stereotype of macho right wingers is.
yeah, it all seems very performative. I recall there being this video of him shooting a bunch of guns at a range in spite of being pretty consistently anti-2A. It seems similar to the whole genre of Jack Murphy types who try to play to this over the top caricature of ironic toxic masculinity but are actually just huge fuckin' weenies.

Although it could be said that the girl who asked him out was non White (Optimistic I know) cause if it was a White he'd probably brag about it rather than recoil.

I will take my Autistic, Optimistic, Neg rates and the like now.
Given that the women hatred thing is just about the only thing he is consistent and outspoken on, and the whole defending of that Broseph guy after he mocked the white girls getting run over in waukesha I would definitively say no.

He´s a man of particular taste.
Also, "...if it was a girl that was working for me..." WTF? He lives on HRland, a hellscape where you can sue for the minor shittiest of things and that´s a scenario he deems appropriate? What a fucking moron. Not to mention this indicates that he´s so insecure that the only time he can deal with a WAHMAN is when he already holds a position of power over her. What a whimpy faggot...
PS: totally not gay.
Again, its all very weird and performative. I can't think of a single dude I know IRL OR online who thinks like this, or at least would admit to it, even privately.

Can he even be called an incel if he's repulsed by pussy? A closetcel?
Volcel is the "correct" term. He's been very insistent on the incel label. Pretty weird, IMO.

I don't know how he expects to pander to his weird audience of autistic, socially-maladjusted incels AND lead a nationalist political movement with broad appeal.

Of course, that assumes he's actually trying to do the latter and it isn't all a grift.
He loves to jump between the two at will. It's all jokes, but also this is the future and you have to take it very seriously (except when we arbitrarily decide you shouldn't).

Apparently, this is the girl.

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the fuck, she doesn't even look that bad. solid 7-7.5/10 IMO

Oh never mind she's just some weird (no doubt) self-loathing pick-me type.

Nah, she's an "I'm not like the other girls tee hee" alt-righter woman looking for attention among the unfuckables who will give it to her. Not uncommon.
It's weird, there was a bunch of this stuff around 2017-2018 or so but I haven't seen any of it for years, for someone like her to show up out of the blue is pretty odd to me. Than again, that's just anecdotal and this may have remained a common thing for years and I've just moved out of those circles.

To be fair, I can't really blame Fuentes. If the massive Karen known as the United States government put me on the no fly list, froze my bank accounts, and subpoenaed me just because I showed up to the wrong protest, I'd be kinda suspicious of some random woman saying I get her pussy wet. She's either crazy or a fed.
That's great in theory but look at how he acts about it. He never once accuses her of being a fed or directly attempting subterfuge or something, its all just "ewwwww, woman icky!!! Cooties!!!!!" If that was actually his concern, I seriously have to question why his initial instinct wasn't to raise that issue instead of double-triple-quadrupling down on his, at this point, incredibly suspect disliking of women.
 
In any other thread on kiwifarms, we shit on simps who donate to thots and soyboys who worship women and rightfully so but we finally have Nick here who rejects girls like a Chad and now we're demanding him to just accept any vagina that is offered to him?

He may or may not be gay but I believe him when he says girls offer themselves to him. More power to him if he can resist the calls of the siren.
Nick is a man in his mid-twenties who espouses the sanctity of traditional reactionary family values yet has never even dated a woman, let alone had a kid. He deserves all the mockery he can get.
 
I can't figure out why this guy spazzed so hard on a woman asking him out, and also why he looks like he fell out of the late 1970's, early 1980's. with the haircut, mustache, and suit?

What is this guys angle? He seems like an annoying little gay guy, who thinks he lives in the wrong decade, with an overinflated sense of importance.

Nick is a man in his mid-twenties who espouses the sanctity of traditional reactionary family values yet has never even dated a woman, let alone had a kid. He deserves all the mockery he can get.

Ah, this explains much. So, he's just one huge joke/parody of a guy, and he enjoy's LARPing as a news anchor who fell out of the late 1970's to early 1980's. It's not hard to see why he is good LOLcow material.
 
To be fair, I can't really blame Fuentes. If the massive Karen known as the United States government put me on the no fly list, froze my bank accounts, and subpoenaed me just because I showed up to the wrong protest, I'd be kinda suspicious of some random woman saying I get her pussy wet. She's either crazy or a fed.
Yep if she prepositioned Ralph he would be all over it, to escape his tranny mare. Ralph is probably trying to get into her DMs right now.

Also I hope Nick keeps the moustache when he is dragged before congress and grilled.
 
To be fair, I can't really blame Fuentes. If the massive Karen known as the United States government put me on the no fly list, froze my bank accounts, and subpoenaed me just because I showed up to the wrong protest, I'd be kinda suspicious of some random woman saying I get her pussy wet. She's either crazy or a fed.
But that doesn't mean you publicly lose your shit for a half-hour.
Null briefly touched on this on MATI, but some hilarious details all of you who are new to Pat should know are: He claims to be a 6ft 225lb trained fighter who is proficient in Jui Jitsu, Akido, & Krav Maga. He's also claimed in the past that he routinely bench presses 250lbs, but one look at his noodle arms and fat bitch tits lets you know in an instant that he's lying about that, too.
I've only known one person with exactly that mustache. If you guessed it was a flaming gay guy you'd be absolutely correct.
 
I have to wonder why these guys always seem to turn out this way, but then again, I don't think any of the dissident right's best role models are livestreaming. The best role model a conservative young man could have is probably working a full time job, trying to keep their heads down as they make their way in a world that is largely hostile to their ideology, while occasionally complaining about niggers and troons on KiwiFarms. I think the infrastructure doesn't exist for some radical right winger to survive without having to beg for e-dollars on an obscure streaming website that will get you on an FBI list just for googling it. There's a fundamental difference between them and the equivalent radical leftist thinkers, who can work at any number of non-profit think-tanks, mainstream media outlets, or universities without having to fear for their own financial security. Null's not even really right wing, and look at all the hoops he has to jump through just to barely scrape by.

When you think about it that way, is it any surprise all these guys turn out to be fuckin' weirdos? Never meet your heroes, kids...
I wouldn't be surprised if his upbringing had a heavily influence on all this. Was he raised Catholic? A seemingly large amount of millenial men raised Catholic have mental issues.
 
In any other thread on kiwifarms, we shit on simps who donate to thots and soyboys who worship women and rightfully so but we finally have Nick here who rejects girls like a Chad and now we're demanding him to just accept any vagina that is offered to him?

He may or may not be gay but I believe him when he says girls offer themselves to him. More power to him if he can resist the calls of the siren.
I get it, staying away from e-girls to avoid drama is probably for the best but come the fuck on. The level of indignation at even flirting and conviction in his voice and as disgust in his face is fucking crazy.

And it isn't even about simping for pussy, these e-girls throw themselves at him with no effort from him.
 
To be fair, I can't really blame Fuentes. If the massive Karen known as the United States government put me on the no fly list, froze my bank accounts, and subpoenaed me just because I showed up to the wrong protest, I'd be kinda suspicious of some random woman saying I get her pussy wet. She's either crazy or a fed.
Going on a 10 minute autistic spergout about how the woman was actually a fed would still have been less gay than what we just watched.
 
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