US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[make_it_so]

Come on, Kyrsten. Come to the dark Republican side. You know you want to AND we have cookies. You wouldn't get bullied or harassed by Repubs in a bathroom, plus it would be the most lulzy outcome. You like funny haha things, don't you? Higher chance of reelection, too.

Bah, let her run as an independent if she wants to keep her seat. We don't need Maverick 2.0.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

You sure? I'm pretty sure the GOP hates her too.

Bah, let her run as an independent if she wants to keep her seat. We don't need Maverick 2.0.

I want it for the lulz factor and nuclear level salt mining.

 

[Mikoyan]

I want it for the lulz factor and nuclear level salt mining.

I think she knows she wouldn't survive a modern GOP primary: Possibly literally.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

The saddest thing is, even in Biden's late stage dementia he still has a higher vocabulary than Trump. Sad!

 

[CrippleThreat]

I think she knows she wouldn't survive a modern GOP primary: Possibly literally.

Considering she called Arizona "the meth lab of democracy," yeah...

That's also discounting her political career likely being similar to do-nothing housewives who just had to "do something" to fight the ebuls of Blompf, despite coming before them and old Orange.

 

[The Ugly One]

Getting raped and then getting assaulted twice because you reported you were raped, happening in the space of about a year. That is beyond abominable.

"Believe all women, unless troons rape them, and then punch them in the face." -liberals

 

[X Prime]

I don't really see how Sinema has a political future.

Which is actually kind of concerning because at this point she could rubber-stamp everything to save herself.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

The saddest thing is, even in Biden's late stage dementia he still has a higher vocabulary than Trump. Sad!

Trump gave the world “covfefe” and “yuuge”. What has Biden given us. SAD!

 

[X Prime]

To be fair, Biden has given us this great thread to mock Democrats in, which savagely triggers centrists who want it to be all about Orange Man.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Newsom keeps on winning at life in the shithole of California.

 

[X Prime]

Frankly anyone who lives in California and owns a gun deserves it at this point.

 

[The Ugly One]

Frankly anyone who lives in California and owns a gun deserves it at this point.

Any Republican living in California (and there are still more Republicans in CA than any other state) is just boosting the Democrats' representation in the EC and Congress at this point.

 

[X Prime]

Any Republican living in California (and there are still more Republicans in CA than any other state) is just boosting the Democrats' representation in the EC and Congress at this point.

I wouldn't go that far. If they leave Cali will just pack the joint with more illegals per square inch and raise their EC representation even more.

 

[Oxous]

I wouldn't go that far. If they leave Cali will just pack the joint with more illegals per square inch and raise their EC representation even more.

What makes you think they haven't already been doing this?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I love how preparing for a disaster and the future is on the "Hu-Wyte Soupraymacee" chart and now we have DC Homeland Defense telling me not to restock.

Here's an idea: How about you go fuck yourself.

>Get mocked for being a survivalist
>Disaster happens
>People who mocked you come begging with hat in hand
>Help a little
>Disaster ends
>Get mocked for being a survivalist
>CoVid happens
>People who mocked come begging with hat in hand
>Covid eases up
>Get mocked for being a survivalist
>DC Homeland tells me not to prepare <----WE ARE HERE
>Disaster happens
>Beggers come back
>Point and laugh, then remind them I have a lot of guns

I got asked just before Covid hit why I have stocks of diapers across an age range as well as formula and baby food and infant cream of wheat, as well as diaper medications and baby meds. I told them I might need it. They literally laughed and told me I was being stupid.

Covid happened, that shit vanished off the shelves, I handed a lot of it out. It actually went faster than any other assistance I offered my neighbors.

When it ended, I was reloading, and the same person told me I was stupid for stocking up again.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I wouldn't go that far. If they leave Cali will just pack the joint with more illegals per square inch and raise their EC representation even more.

California lost a seat in the last census and given how much they allowing murderors to kill as many people as they want, it will balance out. Plus making abortions more easier than ever.

 

[X Prime]

When it ended, I was reloading, and the same person told me I was stupid for stocking up again.

Have you learned not to assist this and similar individuals in the future?

 

[Oats12345]

The believers of strong women and enemies of men abusing their strength beating the shit out of a rape victim for denouncing the man in a wig, lmao. I love this timeline; moreso when you get progressives to defend it.

I love the irony. With how many trannies were upset at the story coming out and were upset at the teenage girl who was rape. It makes me wonder if 90% of them really do see nothing wrong with raping people.

You can imagine how shocked I am that the primary aggressor (apparently) getting a felony charge is a girl.

If this is true (I don't know the validity record of the source) then this is truly a great example, if not the greatest, of "you can never appease the woke crowd."

I'm not sure I believe she was in a romantic relationship with skirtboy. It's possible but something seems off, obviously. I'm leaning towards "she thought they were friends, he was trying to groom."

Anyway, so this girl gets raped by skirtboy in a bathroom. She reports it and nothing happens, in fact the school board buries it either because MUST PROTECT TRANNY, the skirtboy is well-connected somehow, or a bit of both. Parents are livid. Father goes to the school board meeting to out the enablers, gets arrested and labeled a terrorist. Parents and girl publicly "forgive" skirtboy and ask for forgiveness because Evangelicals (source for their denomination pls?) are the biggest cucks. This helps the boy to get off mostly scot-free (as of now) to rape again. Yet she's apparently getting physically assaulted by girls for making the tranny look bad?

You cannot win with these people. Even if they were just trying to (misguidedly) save their skin from further assaults via public forgiveness and not truly cucking in the traditional sense, it didn't work. Don't give an inch because they don't want it and it isn't enough anyway.

I'm a christian and even I wouldn't ask for forgiveness for just a vile and ugly human being!!

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No inflation!!! Please don't take too much are lazy assess don't want to do something.

because its one of the base's main foci.

Your not wrong. The pro- life movement is one of their big chuck of their voter base. They want to get all their base out as they can for this election cycle.

Frankly anyone who lives in California and owns a gun deserves it at this point.

Any Republican living in California (and there are still more Republicans in CA than any other state) is just boosting the Democrats' representation in the EC and Congress at this point.

It's honselty hard for me to feel bad for Republicans in California at this point.

 

[Compositesludge]

I love how preparing for a disaster and the future is on the "Hu-Wyte Soupraymacee" chart and now we have DC Homeland Defense telling me not to restock.

Here's an idea: How about you go fuck yourself.

>Get mocked for being a survivalist
>Disaster happens
>People who mocked you come begging with hat in hand
>Help a little
>Disaster ends
>Get mocked for being a survivalist
>CoVid happens
>People who mocked come begging with hat in hand
>Covid eases up
>Get mocked for being a survivalist
>DC Homeland tells me not to prepare <----WE ARE HERE
>Disaster happens
>Beggers come back
>Point and laugh, then remind them I have a lot of guns

I got asked just before Covid hit why I have stocks of diapers across an age range as well as formula and baby food and infant cream of wheat, as well as diaper medications and baby meds. I told them I might need it. They literally laughed and told me I was being stupid.

Covid happened, that shit vanished off the shelves, I handed a lot of it out. It actually went faster than any other assistance I offered my neighbors.

When it ended, I was reloading, and the same person told me I was stupid for stocking up again.

Real talk, you're doing God's work in keeping yourself and your community safe. I hope the person attacking you for it feels six inches tall when this is all said and done.

 

[The Ugly One]

I love the irony. With how many trannies were upset at the story coming out and were upset at the teenage girl who was rape. It makes me wonder if 90% of them really do see nothing wrong with raping people.

Liberals are like that Norm MacDonald joke (paraphrasing): "My greatest fear is that a terrorist will somehow figure out how to get a suitcase nuke into New York city and kill millions of people. Can you imagine the blowback against peaceful Muslims?"