Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[JhonVent]

Dick knows exactly who Metokur is because of NP2. He knows his name, his address, what bank account he uses, his paypal information, and possibly what he looks like. If Dick knows, Ralph knows.
It didn't make sense to me why Metokur was being silent because he is normally all about covering retarded people doing retarded shit. I've spent the past few hours catching up on Ralph lore, and now it makes perfect sense to me. New Project 2 is what effectively silenced Metokur in regards to anything Ralph or Dick related. If he talks, he gets doxxed, and for some reason he really really doesn't want that to happen.

Metakur always put up this front that "he never gave a shit" and that he wanted all the trannies and retards to come after him as hard as they could. He said that on a killstream if I remember correctly. He would also use to say that he did not had any internet friends, he may had met Ralph and Dick in person at some point and become friends? A big mistake if true. But honestly, if he is dying of super cancer aids like he claims; Metakur may just not want to deal with the retards, trannies, furriest, and any other group he may have pissed off. Metakur picked too many fight and made too many enemies, I don't doubt for a second that if Ralph and/or Dick have his real Doxx that they would lord it over his head and release it out of spite. Dick Masterson would be in a whole heap of trouble for releasing this information given to him while he was running new project too but I don't think Ralph would getting to the same league of trouble Dick Masterson would be in.

 

[Herpes Complex]

Do crimes committed aboard count as probation violations?

If they come with even one night of jail, yes. If it's just a fine, it's up to the court here. But they will know, consulates always inform the tourist's home country if they end up jailing them.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I agree with the drink in a dark hotel room but I think he will go full cope and brag about how awesome it was and how different than it is from America and how he’s winning that he, a convicted felon, still gets to travel out of the country.


Ah yes what every pregnant woman wants, walk around an airport for half a day, then sit on a plane for the other half just for the luxury of going to a foreign country with no plan, no warm sun and lots of complications if you need to see a doctor. And then 2 days come right back? Oh and your only doing it to spite an internet sperg who you could easily ignore and spend the money on your newborn.

Really nigger mentality, I’ll go to Europe!!! For 2 days… just to motherfuck a nobody.

She'd would have happily packed her bags in five minutes if Ethan asked her to go. She's desperate for Ralph to take her anywhere and stop leaving her alone in their rental full of empty boxes and animal poop. This is a woman who sat alone and pregnant on NYE while her fat redneck boyfriend spent time in Vegas with hookers. She's a spineless and walks on eggs shells around the gunt.

We would think getting rid of Ethan for a few days would be a blessing, but May is entire existence revolves around the attention drippings of the fat failed podcaster she lets use her as a cumrag.

All that said I don't think the Gunt is going anywhere which is a damn shame. I really want him to spend thousands of dollars and ten hours on a plane just because he was cyber-bullied by Andy.

 

[3-2-1836]

That gets you on a plane domestically. It won't even get you into Canada anymore (there are drivers licenses that can, but that's not Real ID per se). Schengen zone would be a biiiig nope

Actually at the end of this year the Schengen zone will no longer allow visa-free entry for any country and require eVisas for everyone enter requiring a full disclosure of criminal history as part of the application.

Hoping for a Ralph Portugal prison arch

Better yet, getting arrested by US Customs for having too much of that decriminalized cocaine residue on his clothes.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

if he doesnt stream from portugal im counting as high proofwise as if we had pig himself admit it. dont know about you all maybe some people will say "well actually we dont have verified 100 percent alibis from the fbi with dna proof so pig can still lie with this microscopic shred of deniabililty!" but i for one will take that as proof he didnt do shit and was too pussy to go.

I just want him to get caught red handed in a way he can't weasel his way out of.

 

[MeltyTW]

I just want him to get caught red handed in a way he can't weasel his way out of.

if he was caught red handed on film and was cackling and confessing beforehand hed still deny it because hes just that shameless and actually hes the victim cause yall bullied him into a fugue state and he aint responsible so aylawgs btfo in fact you basically forced ralph to flag that channel/steal those pills/cheat on his wife/groom that kid. full jeffrey dahmer excuses and the gunt guard dont care because theyre all chomos and pedos.

 

[NickColeman]

So Ralph fled to Portugal because someone made finger bang gestures outside his house and left diapers on his front door? Talk about mirroring Brianna Wu's Rooftop GamerGate snippers.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Dick Masterson would be in a whole heap of trouble for releasing this information given to him while he was running new project too but I don't think Ralph would getting to the same league of trouble Dick Masterson would be in.

Dick isn't dumb enough to release Jim's dox in a way that could be traced back to him. Ralph is, but Dick isn't. The dox would just "leak." We would never know where they came from.

 

[WutangLee]

She'd would have happily packed her bags in five minutes if Ethan asked her to go. She's desperate for Ralph to take her anywhere and stop leaving her alone in their rental full of empty boxes and animal poop. This is a woman who sat alone and pregnant on NYE while her fat redneck boyfriend spent time in Vegas with hookers. She's a spineless and walks on eggs shells around the gunt.

We would think getting rid of Ethan for a few days would be a blessing, but May is entire existence revolves around the attention drippings of the fat failed podcaster she lets use her as a cumrag.

All that said I don't think the Gunt is going anywhere which is a damn shame. I really want him to spend thousands of dollars and ten hours on a plane just because he was cyber-bullied by Andy.

Absolutely. She's completely resigned to allow him to cheat on her with no consequences at the same time has purposely avoided marrying her.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

This is a woman who sat alone and pregnant on NYE while her fat redneck boyfriend spent time in Vegas with hookers.

Did that really happen? Oh my God, that's really sad.

So Ralph fled to Portugal because someone made finger bang gestures outside his house and left diapers on his front door? Talk about mirroring Brianna Wu's Rooftop GamerGate snippers.

He was so scared that he abandoned his pregnant horsewife to fend for herself against the Kill Team of finger gun snipers that were dispatched to Ralph's house by Andy Warski.

 

[HarveySperg41]

How many weeks is Pantsu pregnant with the foal/guntlet hybrid? I thought you should fly after so many weeks of pregnancy.

 

[WutangLee]

How many weeks is Pantsu pregnant with the foal/guntlet hybrid? I thought you should fly after so many weeks of pregnancy.

May isn't going. And the only reason she went to Vegas was because her insecure mentally ill peanut brain couldn't handle Ralph courting BPD basket case Alice while in Vegas. May should in fact be going to Birthing Classes with Ralph, and she should've had a baby shower by now. Also, dumb fuck Ralph shouldn't be on his 6th vacation this year when he has a kid on the way.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

How many weeks is Pantsu pregnant with the foal/guntlet hybrid? I thought you should fly after so many weeks of pregnancy.

It's a horse/pig hybrid. Here is a photo:

 

[Jack Awful]

So Ralph fled to Portugal because someone made finger bang gestures outside his house and left diapers on his front door? Talk about mirroring Brianna Wu's Rooftop GamerGate snippers.

To be fair, Ralph was already planning on abandoning his pregnant wife BEFORE his life was threatened by aggressive pointing.

Brianna Wu did also (theoretically) had someone actually say they were going to kill him (as hollow a threat that obviously was), unlike Ralph.

 

[NSA]

Do they have trashburgers in Portugal?

- Portugal also has decriminalized narcotics, decriminalized prostitution, and a low age of consent.

Get ready for airborne AIDS bois

 

[Product Intervention]

Metakur always put up this front that "he never gave a shit" and that he wanted all the trannies and retards to come after him as hard as they could. He said that on a killstream if I remember correctly. He would also use to say that he did not had any internet friends, he may had met Ralph and Dick in person at some point and become friends? A big mistake if true. But honestly, if he is dying of super cancer aids like he claims; Metakur may just not want to deal with the retards, trannies, furriest, and any other group he may have pissed off. Metakur picked too many fight and made too many enemies, I don't doubt for a second that if Ralph and/or Dick have his real Doxx that they would lord it over his head and release it out of spite. Dick Masterson would be in a whole heap of trouble for releasing this information given to him while he was running new project too but I don't think Ralph would getting to the same league of trouble Dick Masterson would be in.

I can't take you seriously because you can't even spell the guy's username correctly.

his real Doxx

Oh no...

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

when he has a kid on the way

and one he has never seen.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

May isn't going. And the only reason she went to Vegas was because her insecure mentally ill peanut brain couldn't handle Ralph courting BPD basket case Alice while in Vegas. May should in fact be going to Birthing Classes with Ralph, and she should've had a baby shower by now. Also, dumb fuck Ralph shouldn't be on his 6th vacation this year when he has a kid on the way.

LMAO, she’s not going to birthing classes because Ralph won’t go. She’s the type of dumb bitch who will watch a few YT birth tip videos and be more worried about what she’s going to wear to the hospital and getting her vag waxed. Then when she’s in active labor, hysterical and can’t follow basic instructions the doctor will just eventually say “fuck it” and order a c-section just to get rid of her.

Luckily Ralph will be bowling in Texas or convincing himself a $500 hooker in Vegas really loves him so he won’t have to deal with the hassle. Momma Morris will probably be the one in the delivery room with her wondering how she failed so epically and her daughter ended up unmarried and pregnant by a fat laughingstock known as The Gunt.

 

[Absurdity]

Thank goodness that while Ethan can't understand a lick of Portuguese, he speaks the international language of fat stupid alcoholic American tourist. A blessing in disguise if a Portuguese pimp takes him out.

 

[Retink]

At least he's not going to Mexico, he'd end up bankrupting a cartel with how many duffle bags they'd have to buy to split all the body fat into. Can't just flush it either, as it will clog the drains once it solidifies again.

Did Ralph get on the plane?