Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kermit Jizz]

Rob decided to give us some father and son content as well. The quick cut of Rob Jr. declining to give his opinion deleted my sides.

 

[cuddle striker]

getting upset about something health related. that's jack for you

Jack doesn't even have a job or pay taxes, it's not costing him shit.

 

[jscalfani eats bigTs muff]

It's been said before but it bears saying again. He's a fragile little bitch.

"Little" is being extremely generous since he damn well nearly has his own gravitational field.

 

[Bassomatic]

Rob decided to give us some father and son content as well. The quick cut of Rob Jr. declining to give his opinion deleted my sides.

Rob is a fucking HERO. Also that's a god damn good beer. What I really love about Rob, he's clearly a troll and making 7.5+/10 quality YT vids to troll jack, like I'd probably put his shit end of play list but still watch it because he seems very cheerful of life.

Rob also treats his son as a son and man. It's a grown man sharing his time with a loved person who he sees as a fellow human and adult. That's every fathers dream. It's two homies drinking a nice beer.

Vs Jack who abuses who son who's clearly hungry over a shitty spicy fast food sandwich.

It's also funny Jack complaining about the movie, nigga watches kids shows and all he likes shiny etc, so he probably liked it but felt he has to rebel because men can't like girly things. He's so soft.

 

[Sonic T]

I present Lazy Man’s Pork Chops. Featuring a call to Food Network.

Holy fuck. Those pork chops looked exactly like this one time I went urban exploring, and opened the fridge in the kitchen. There was a piece of food inside a styrofoam container. It was so decayed that I have no fucking clue what it once was, but it was that exact same color. Not even exaggerating.

And holy shit at his ego calling Food Network. "Nationwide? I have people that watch me in Germany!" That means nothing. Look at your analytics. You're lucky if your new videos get 1% of your sub count.

Eat shit and die, retard.

 

[AnOminous]

It's also funny Jack complaining about the movie, nigga watches kids shows and all he likes shiny etc, so he probably liked it but felt he has to rebel because men can't like girly things. He's so soft.

A middle aged man who has had multiple strokes and watches Blue's Clues doesn't get to complain about women and their chick flicks.

 

[Product Intervention]

Always a good sign when the person puts the food into their mouth and immediately says that it tastes good. Nothing dubious about that at all.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

There are so many people that appear in these videos, and never appear again. I'm sure people don't return because they don't want to be a toy for Jack to play with in one of his videos But where do they keep coming from? Is there any information about the source of this constantly rotating cast of characters Jack has access to? Does he just ask around at the murder church dinner social, flexing his corpse of a YouTube channel in the vain hope that they will see it as some kind of opportunity?

 

[feral cat #6385]

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There are so many people that appear in these videos, and never appear again. I'm sure people don't return because they don't want to be a toy for Jack to play with in one of his videos But where do they keep coming from? Is there any information about the source of this constantly rotating cast of characters Jack has access to? Does he just ask around at the murder church dinner social, flexing his corpse of a YouTube channel in the vain hope that they will see it as some kind of opportunity?

Or maybe Jack is a cannibal and butchers and eats the people.

 

[Joycondrift]

Or maybe Jack is a cannibal and butchers and eats the people.

You'd need two working arms to butcher anything.

 

[Bassomatic]

You'd need two working arms to butcher anything.

Have you seen "Komodo dragon" Jack? He can haulk down an entire elk just unlatch his jaw none of that separating required.

In RE to butchering, I can field dress and probably half ass a butcher job, but yes you'll need both hands and a lot of skill. I really respect butchers, funny side note, my best friends dad is a MD and once had to do a life saving surgery on a boy scout trip, in high school to save money and help pay for college he was a ....yeah butcher lol.

Aside Jack being too crippled to make the cuts, you really need to understand and respect the being your cutting up, as I said I can dress at best, but the change from a white tail deer and elk is a lot. I can't picture person to person or, say moose to wolf.

Jack is fat and just would deep throat half a cow.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Or maybe Jack is a cannibal and butchers and eats the people.

Hey Guys, Jack Scalfani here,

Today on the Cooking with Jack Show, were going to be making Lazy Mans Human Steak-

So gather 'round close and I'll show ya

*Cooking with Jack intro music plays*

 

[the khat quaffer]

i can't imagine how unbearable he was while the movie was playing. you'd think after all that she does for him (literally everything,) that he'd be a little more open to seeing whatever movie she wants but nope. he still has to complain about it

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mfw it's only the left arm reaching up

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There are so many people that appear in these videos, and never appear again. I'm sure people don't return because they don't want to be a toy for Jack to play with in one of his videos But where do they keep coming from? Is there any information about the source of this constantly rotating cast of characters Jack has access to? Does he just ask around at the murder church dinner social, flexing his corpse of a YouTube channel in the vain hope that they will see it as some kind of opportunity?

Eye candy for his unironic fans. Every time we see Jack posing in a picture with one of his fans the fan is always ugly as hell and dressed like shit. Probably virgins.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

i can't imagine how unbearable he was while the movie was playing. you'd think after all that she does for him (literally everything,) that he'd be a little more open to seeing whatever movie she wants but nope. he still has to complain about it

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I think he likes this bitmoji because it looks like his face is covered in cum.

 

[ZipDisk]

Point of order, Google slaps that local guide shit on you around 14 reviews, I think? Been a while.
I love reading the negative reviews of places I like. It's always a tourist, and they're expecting local restaurants to behave like applebees.

I do find it amusing that Jack is gravitating towards the elderly feedbag restaurants, and Jack still negs the fucking place with an A-. Just leave the minus off, A-sshole!

Elder feedbag restaurants tend to have utterly filthy kitchens. We had one local mexican food place that's been around for 40 years, Robert Irvine put it on his show and said it was one of the most disgusting kitchens he had ever seen. Jack would be right at home.

 

[Staffy]

I do find it amusing that Jack is gravitating towards the elderly feedbag restaurants, and Jack still negs the fucking place with an A-. Just leave the minus off, A-sshole!

He has a thought process of a child and mostly using A- instead of flat A or A+ even if he liked everything he won't give a straight A or A+. It's to make it look like he has an opinion of value or someone with complex tastes just like he wants to believe that he's a big name youtuber or cook, when in reality he's just an obnoxious fatass.

For his funny life, an A- is appropriate for sure, it has it's up and downs but good enough to be step above on B because his fatness that he is ashamed enough of to make lies about it, the boomer behavior, bad cooking, tastes and life choices, his involvement with his murderchurch and not to mention his repressed homosexuality and anything is hilarious.

I'd award him 10 pimp slaps if I could

 

[rubytintedchix]

Hey Guys, Jack Scalfani here,

Today on the Cooking with Jack Show, were going to be making Lazy Mans Human Steak-

So gather 'round close and I'll show ya

*Cooking with Jack intro music plays*

He’d probably even screw that up and put the JOTG intro in, we’d make fun of him on here, and then he’d pull it down and reupload it.

 

[Wendell Stamps]

Hey Guys, Jack Scalfani here,

Today on the Cooking with Jack Show, were going to be making Lazy Mans Human Steak-

So gather 'round close and I'll show ya

*Cooking with Jack intro music Stuck In the Middle with You plays*

The image of him slinging a knife around with his gimp arm like a retarded ass, stroked-out Mr. Blonde has me giggling.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

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There are so many people that appear in these videos, and never appear again. I'm sure people don't return because they don't want to be a toy for Jack to play with in one of his videos But where do they keep coming from? Is there any information about the source of this constantly rotating cast of characters Jack has access to? Does he just ask around at the murder church dinner social, flexing his corpse of a YouTube channel in the vain hope that they will see it as some kind of opportunity?

I think there is evidence that Jack does exactly what you say. You can see here how aggressive he is with his gay brother and trying to impose a show on him. I think it's a safe bet that at some point he pitched doing a show to the Keto Bear.

 

[captkrisma]

I think there is evidence that Jack does exactly what you say. You can see here how aggressive he is with his gay brother and trying to impose a show on him. I think it's a safe bet that at some point he pitched doing a show to the Keto Bear.

Jack also imposed a show on the inevitable winner of the Macy's Contest prior to her winning. The same contest that Jack got super angy that he didn't win and went straight home instead of the fun after-party that everyone enjoyed. Safe to say I doubt she did a show with Jack.