Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Null briefly touched on this on MATI, but some hilarious details all of you who are new to Pat should know are: He claims to be a 6ft 225lb trained fighter who is proficient in Jiu Jitsu, Akido, & Krav Maga. He's also claimed in the past that he routinely bench presses 250lbs, but one look at his noodle arms and fat bitch tits lets you know in an instant that he's lying about that, too.
Holy shit. He’s the MovieBob of the lit scene. That’s a total Bob move. Though Bob somehow manages to have sharper elbows but that’s a bar so low you could trip over it so long as your repertoire involves more insults than child.

Also, @Boston Brand ? I know you probably joined this forum to do something other than dish on your own industry but I just started Evolution’s Shore and I’m enjoying it quite a bit for a book I put off for far too long. Any experiences with Ian McDonald?
 
Pat is done with his ConfusionMI panels. Every photo I've seen of this con tells me that nobody turned out and made it fun.

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Meanwhile, Pat's toilet has taken over the convention hashtags.

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Handsome Rick has come up with a bold new method to beat the trolls.

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I notice there are a bunch of new people commenting here since the thread was featured, be careful when calling Pat fat, he's a real tough guy!

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Patrick's main fighting style is Women's Self-Defense. He's claimed to have been an instructor at some point and has admitted to doing that thing chicks do where they hold their car key between their fingers incase they need to punch a rapist.
I wish I could say that disproves Pat's claim of being a self defense instructor but it unfortunately doesn't.

That's a myth for people wondering and you're actually more likely to hurt yourself than an attacker.

 
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The Green Bay Packers just bombed out of the playoffs, Pat is trying to go viral with a lame joke.

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That's not... You don't... That's not how language works, Fat! Dear lord, this man is published, but he can't even work his way through a simple metaphor. You don't put Aaron Rogers on your children's toys. What would that even mean? It should be, "Time to take that warning label off your kids' toys and slap it on Aaron Rogers - that man's a choking hazard!" Much the same way you might say, "Somebody slap a biohazard sticker on Fatrick in case his stupidity is contagious."

or,

"Somebody pull out a 'wide load' banner, because Fatrick is morbidly obese."
 
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Null speculated that the way Patrick talked to this stranger on the phone might have been what he did to his ex-wife. I have absolutely no proof of that, and I don't have enough evidence to even think he did. But let's speculate about if that was true:

Patrick was doing things like going on a long tangent, trying to keep the other person from speaking, telling them that they have nothing to say and they know nothing, basically dismissing and trying to silence any contribution to the conversation. When interrupted or talked over, he'd get noticeably angrier and louder. He used condescending language like "baby" and "child" over and over, though at this point those things almost seem to be anxious ticks rather than actual insults. Every time he hears something he doesn't like, he has to immediately respond. Finally, there's the bizarre fake voice, presumably used to project superiority.

These are all things that, to a stranger over a phone, are totally ineffective and more amusing than threatening. Like if you say "you can't talk" they can just ignore you with no repercussions. But if you're in a domestic situation where you're married to the person, all of this things can be absolutely terrifying and effective. Even if you try to ignore or resist their "orders" they can punish you throw passive aggression, insults or abuse. If they talk down to you or over you every time you try to express a concern, it can make you want to stay silent. If you're insulted or guilt-tripped for disagreeing or speaking up, it can make you want to stay silent out of fear of upsetting them.

All of this would combine to make a living situation that's downright hellish. You couldn't speak your mind, express your feelings or make your own decisions without getting manipulated or gaslighted into submission.

I don't know if Patrick did any of this to his wife, and I'd never make the accusation in court. I'm merely saying if he did all this, it would be a fucking horror show to live with him.

It's also important we acknowledge potentially exculpatory factors: this was a complete stranger Patrick was talking to, someone whose part of an anonymous group of pranksters who got him so angry in the past that he tried to sue them (and failed). This caller had already manipulated and insulted him. And the reason he probably did the stupid fake voice and used all the weird mannerisms was because he was trying to uphold the internet persona he uses while "fighting trolls."
 
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Patrick was doing things like going on a long tangent, trying to keep the other person from speaking, telling them that they have nothing to say and they know nothing, basically dismissing and trying to silence any contribution to the conversation. When interrupted or talked over, he'd get noticeably angrier and louder. He used condescending language like "baby" and "child" over and over, though at this point those things almost seem to be anxious ticks rather than actual insults. Every time he hears something he doesn't like, he has to immediately respond. Finally, there's the bizarre fake voice, presumably used to project superiority.

These are all things that, to a stranger over a phone, are totally ineffective and more amusing than threatening. Like if you say "you can't talk" they can just ignore you with no repercussions. But if you're in a domestic situation where you're married to the person, all of this things can be absolutely terrifying and effective. Even if you try to ignore or resist their "orders" they can punish you throw passive aggression, insults or abuse. If they talk down to you or over you every time you try to express a concern, it can make you want to stay silent. If you're insulted or guilt-tripped for disagreeing or speaking up, it can make you want to stay silent out of fear of upsetting them.

All of this would combine to make a living situation that's downright hellish. You couldn't speak your mind, express your feelings or make your own decisions without getting manipulated or gaslighted into submission.

I don't know if Patrick did any of this to his wife, and I'd never make the accusation in court. I'm merely saying if he did all this, it would be a fucking horror show to live with him.

It's also important we acknowledge potentially exculpatory factors: this was a complete stranger Patrick was talking to, someone whose part of an anonymous group of pranksters who got him so angry in the past that he tried to sue them (and failed). This caller had already manipulated and insulted him. And the reason he probably did the stupid fake voice and used all the weird mannerisms was because he was trying to uphold the internet persona he uses while "fighting trolls."
So are you saying Pat called his ex-wife "child" over and over again? That's strange, but I guess he really does fit in at the SFWA!
 
Null speculated that the way Patrick talked to this stranger on the phone might have been what he did to his ex-wife. I have absolutely no proof of that, and I don't have enough evidence to even think he did. But let's speculate about if that was true:

Patrick was doing things like going on a long tangent, trying to keep the other person from speaking, telling them that they have nothing to say and they know nothing, basically dismissing and trying to silence any contribution to the conversation. When interrupted or talked over, he'd get noticeably angrier and louder. He used condescending language like "baby" and "child" over and over, though at this point those things almost seem to be anxious ticks rather than actual insults. Every time he hears something he doesn't like, he has to immediately respond. Finally, there's the bizarre fake voice, presumably used to project superiority.

These are all things that, to a stranger over a phone, are totally ineffective and more amusing than threatening. Like if you say "you can't talk" they can just ignore you with no repercussions. But if you're in a domestic situation where you're married to the person, all of this things can be absolutely terrifying and effective. Even if you try to ignore or resist their "orders" they can punish you throw passive aggression, insults or abuse. If they talk down to you or over you every time you try to express a concern, it can make you want to stay silent. If you're insulted or guilt-tripped for disagreeing or speaking up, it can make you want to stay silent out of fear of upsetting them.

All of this would combine to make a living situation that's downright hellish. You couldn't speak your mind, express your feelings or make your own decisions without getting manipulated or gaslighted into submission.

I don't know if Patrick did any of this to his wife, and I'd never make the accusation in court. I'm merely saying if he did all this, it would be a fucking horror show to live with him.

It's also important we acknowledge potentially exculpatory factors: this was a complete stranger Patrick was talking to, someone whose part of an anonymous group of pranksters who got him so angry in the past that he tried to sue them (and failed). This caller had already manipulated and insulted him. And the reason he probably did the stupid fake voice and used all the weird mannerisms was because he was trying to uphold the internet persona he uses while "fighting trolls."
Rick is one of the most deluded, narcisistic cows here. To be silenced and corrected would be unimaginable pain for him and his behaviour online most certainly translates to his domestic/personal/social life. It would also appear that he has no real friends or peers and that makes a lot of sense seeing he is an insufferable fuckwit. I also feel he has deeply repressed traumas which have manifested into the personality disorder you see before you. The delusions of grandeur, persecution complex and inability to constructively channel healthy relationships with people has left Pat with not a hope in hell. This nigger needs a shrink.

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On second thought, the only thing he might be repressing is his rampant homosexuality.
 
Null speculated that the way Patrick talked to this stranger on the phone might have been what he did to his ex-wife. I have absolutely no proof of that, and I don't have enough evidence to even think he did. But let's speculate about if that was true:

Patrick was doing things like going on a long tangent, trying to keep the other person from speaking, telling them that they have nothing to say and they know nothing, basically dismissing and trying to silence any contribution to the conversation. When interrupted or talked over, he'd get noticeably angrier and louder. He used condescending language like "baby" and "child" over and over, though at this point those things almost seem to be anxious ticks rather than actual insults. Every time he hears something he doesn't like, he has to immediately respond. Finally, there's the bizarre fake voice, presumably used to project superiority.

These are all things that, to a stranger over a phone, are totally ineffective and more amusing than threatening. Like if you say "you can't talk" they can just ignore you with no repercussions. But if you're in a domestic situation where you're married to the person, all of this things can be absolutely terrifying and effective. Even if you try to ignore or resist their "orders" they can punish you throw passive aggression, insults or abuse. If they talk down to you or over you every time you try to express a concern, it can make you want to stay silent. If you're insulted or guilt-tripped for disagreeing or speaking up, it can make you want to stay silent out of fear of upsetting them.

All of this would combine to make a living situation that's downright hellish. You couldn't speak your mind, express your feelings or make your own decisions without getting manipulated or gaslighted into submission.

I don't know if Patrick did any of this to his wife, and I'd never make the accusation in court. I'm merely saying if he did all this, it would be a fucking horror show to live with him.

It's also important we acknowledge potentially exculpatory factors: this was a complete stranger Patrick was talking to, someone whose part of an anonymous group of pranksters who got him so angry in the past that he tried to sue them (and failed). This caller had already manipulated and insulted him. And the reason he probably did the stupid fake voice and used all the weird mannerisms was because he was trying to uphold the internet persona he uses while "fighting trolls."
The horrors of being trapped in a domestic abuse situation are nothing to scoff at and my heart goes out to Adrienne. It must have been awful living with this sloppy drunk screaming at the top of his lungs about children and threatening her with murder (he admitted he thought about killing her).

Thankfully this story has a happy ending. Adrienne escaped her abusive relationship with Patrick and found a real man; one who would love her and care for her, make her ride his big 9 incher every night, and take care of her children including the one Patrick abandoned.
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The Green Bay Packers just bombed out of the playoffs, Pat is trying to go viral with a lame joke.

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Meanwhile, Pat's favorite stool and Patrick S Toiletson are becoming good friends on the ConFusionMI hashtags.

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He can’t even keep his own lame, trite joke straight. Unless he is saying he wants to choke children (which might be the case) you wouldn’t put Aaron Rogers on child toys, you would put a warning against him on them.

I just see him tweeting this, drunk at the bar laughing to himself and annoying other patrons with his hilarious joke that he repeats over and over. We’ve all seen that pathetic guy at the bar at one point or another.
 
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