Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Fausto]

Watching a shitty podcast vs Arriving in Portugal

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

It's a lot less interesting to me now that Dick isn't going.

Ralph will spend his entire time in bars or trying to find prostitutes. It wouldn't surprise me if he goes radio silent apart from the odd drunken angry Twitter at Andy.

Best we can hope for is people bait him into posting pics of him and his prostitute but even then Meigh knows he fucks other women so it really wouldn't make any difference.

 

[Eternal Struggler]

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You can't make this shit up, he's going to Terceira.

For those uninformed, Terceira is known for:

• Bullfights by rope - Most popular in Terceira. People put bulls on leashes, put them in the streets and locals will gather and attempt to bullfight and flex on the bull. This is considered peak boomer amusement. Sadly, the really spicy videos where the bull wrecks people really hard got removed off YouTube, but the video I linked is pretty good;
• More importantly, known for the highest percentage of homosexuality of all islands in the Azores.

Gunt tryna get that atlantic eurobussy.

 

[Popper Whiting]

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You can't make this shit up, he's going to Terceira.

For those uninformed, Terceira is known for:

• Bullfights by rope - Most popular in Terceira. People put bulls on leashes, put them in the streets and locals will gather and attempt to bullfight and flex on the bull. This is considered peak boomer amusement. Sadly, the really spicy videos where the bull wrecks people really hard got removed off YouTube, but the video I linked is pretty good;
• More importantly, known for the highest percentage of homosexuality of all islands in the Azores.

Gunt tryna get that atlantic eurobussy.

No wonder Ralph wants to go there. He heard the magic word Bull and he pulled all the stops, including abandoning pregnant defacto, to be there.

Disclaimer: for those who do not get this joke please google jceasar187 to fully get the reference

Second disclaimer: I bet the dildo Ralph kept of Nora's that he sniffs is black.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

My hopes are that a based black man sells him overpriced shitty watches and/or pickpockets him. But it's a slim chance as he'll probably not leave the hotel's restaurant.

 

[High Tea]

Stunting and flexing in the duty free shop:
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A long flight to Portugal can disappear bystanders and masks, change your skin color based on if you are holding a passport and remove 100 pounds in a day.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph wearing a Ralph Lauren cap, clearly too afraid to wear the kid diddler one.

Not a true Ralphamale!

 

[Picard’sCock]

This is Eric Cartman style spite

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Hope he got insurance on his rental car.



And yes, when you go on holiday for a few days why wouldn't you update your location on Twitter just to own a guy who has been there over a dozen times?

 

[Hüftpriester]

Watching a shitty podcast vs Arriving in Portugal

What the fuck is wrong with his thumb?

How many cousin marriages are in this guy's recent family history? It's almost like the Ralphs have broken off into something non-human and the thumb has evolved to bend backwards to dig for feces more effectively. The guy belongs in a zoo.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Hope he got insurance on his rental car.

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And yes, when you go on holiday for a few days why wouldn't you update your location on Twitter just to own a guy who has been there over a dozen times?

ANDY WARSKI YOU JUST GOT OWNED CANT ABORT THE RETORT CHRIST IS KANG RALPH IS KNEE DEEP IN UNDERAGED PROSTITUTE PUSSY RIGHT NOW CANT STOP WINNING

 

[stupid frog]

i went to the place you wanna go lol what an own im fleeing my home you "shot" with your fingers and leaving my pedophile bride and child alone in sad house

Sort your fucking life out, Ralph. This is embarrassing.

And remember, the house always wins.

 

[Popper Whiting]

What the fuck is wrong with his thumb?

Full bodied bitches bucking on it whilst he has it jammed up their shitter. We have video proof of this dude so no need to ask the question.

 

[veri]

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TL;DR for anyone reading this feature:

- Andy Warski is an old friend of Ralph from the glory days of 'Internet Bloodsports'. This song is about him.
- Andy is ethnically Portuguese and has wanted to go back to Portugal for years.
- Andy was in a chatroom with people Ralph hates.
- Ralph now hates Andy.
- Ralph is visiting Portugal to spite Andy. The logic is unclear, but it's probably along the lines of "I have enough donation money from my streams to visit Portugal any time I want, unlike Andy, who cannot afford to move there right now. This will own him."
- Portugal also has decriminalized narcotics, decriminalized prostitution, and a low age of consent.
- Dick Masterson was invited to come but injured his ankle at the last moment so Ralph is going alone.
- May, Ralph's pregnant fiance, is also not coming.
- Andy and PPP (Ralph's Canadian arch-nemesis) did a stream together which was successful and is probably stressing him out. Read more.

You're now caught up. This is probably his flight:

TP232 Flight Tracker-Washington to Lisbon (TAP-Air Portugal TP 232)-PlaneMapper

Flight TP232 from Washington to Lisbon is operated by TAP-Air Portugal. Scheduled time of departure from Washington Dulles Intl is 18:40 EST and scheduled time of arrival in Lisboa is 06:20 WET. The duration of the flight TAP-Air Portugal TP 232 is 6 hours 40 minutes.

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ralph needs 3 tickets. 2 for his weight and 1 for his gunt

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

This is the most retarded white trash wigga flex..since the last one..

Wonder what the stupidest thing a cow has done to "own the aylawgs" ?

CWCs operation "information overload" probably takes the cake, but the need for cows to self own never ceases to amaze and amuse me. Long may it continue.

 

[Harambe]

God damn, a creature of habit. You can't leave well enough alone, can you Ralph, you just keep pushing yourself into riskier, dumber situations.
God willing the Portuguese will treat him like any other fat retard tourist and fleece him. He's a man beyond shame, but he's sensitive to his wallet still. And he's the kinda guy who has 'mark' written all over his fucking fat dipshit face, flatter him, agree with him, and give him the minimum product for the maximum fee. He's always winning, after all.

 

[Savage Randy]

The only people more retarded than Ralph are his fans who believed him when he was begging for "money for a lawyer" to "get his kid back".

How much money does this Dbag pull in? Constant trips to Vegas now a trip to Portugal all with a kid on the way. Is there a post on KF that covers this? Because I see his numbers and where he livestreams and I don't get it.

 

[oramge cat]

How the fuck is going on a vacation by yourself owning a hated enemy?

It reminds me of people travelling alone because their gf broke up with them before a trip they had planned thinking it's going to be some journey of self-discovery but they didn't consider that everything they had planned was the sort of thing that's much less fun alone.

Gambling with the boys is a riot, gambling by yourself is addict behavior. Same with ordering strippers, it's fun at a bachelor party but really, really sad if you do it alone. Cocaine and pounding whiskey, too. Basically everything Ralph likes, really.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Isn’t Andy Brazilian?

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Ralph’s gonna fuck a few prostitutes

If they can even see his penis... I mean, Ralph can't so lmao

The only people more retarded than Ralph are his fans who believed him when he was begging for "money for a lawyer" to "get his kid back".

Agreed. That money was never going to go towards his kid. And anyone who thought that is fucking retarded. Instead, he's spent money to fly to Portugal just to own one person. What an idiotic way to attempt to flex on someone.