Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[tphreak]

imagine getting upset that a literal regard has delusions

Right, how dare that bog brain have any delusions of grandeur. I mean, he's only doing what he wants, when he wants to, how he wants to do it, and people give him money for it. In some ways, he kinda is living his retarded dream life. Just not on the grand scale he likes to put on. Just fucking imagine if one day he actually does build that stupid clock tower mansion he goes on about. That'd really show us.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

imagine getting upset that a literal regard has delusions

Don’t go to the subreddit. You’ll be blown away by the a-logging and seething that goes on there. People are legitimately incensed over Cobra’s existence and believe it’s their duty to make his life hell in order to punish him for his wrongdoings.

 

[RunRufusRun]

I don't understand how he can tolerate room temperature beer.

Most hardcore alkies drink that shit room temp or warm. Had a neighbor for years that would drink a case of Milwakke's best light every day.

 

[Big Nasty]

The (of-age) night is still young.

(Sexually)

Don’t go to the subreddit. You’ll be blown away by the a-logging and seething that goes on there. People are legitimately incensed over Cobra’s existence and believe it’s their duty to make his life hell in order to punish him for his wrongdoings.

THIS

I tried the subreddit some 3 years ago, it was a fucking hellscape back then and im guessing it hasn't gotten any better.

 

[chimpSculpture]

What's his obsession with eggs all of a sudden? Is he trying to budget his groceries so he can buy more alcohol and fast food?

They're probably not even greasy, just oilly.

Imagine his kitchen wall and floor, there's got to be so much oil that spitted out of that pan. He's not going to clean his floor either so he's just going to shuffle around smearing it around the place hahahahaha.

 

[TurdFondler]

Y'know

It's edible.

I'd prefer it to his maraschino cherry burger. If I were completely blitzed I'd probably dip one of these eggs in mayo and enjoy it, too.

 

[CerealKilla420]

Don’t go to the subreddit. You’ll be blown away by the a-logging and seething that goes on there. People are legitimately incensed over Cobra’s existence and believe it’s their duty to make his life hell in order to punish him for his wrongdoings.

It really is wild -

I remember thinking back when the Chris Chan a-logs got really bad that the psychos really just hated Chris because he recieved disability (or in this case Bob's deferred social security payments). I honestly think there's a fair split with the a-logs between 13 year old kids that just haven't developed enough to experience empathy, and older losers that envy that cobes doesn't have to work for a living.

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

It really is wild -

I remember thinking back when the Chris Chan a-logs got really bad that the psychos really just hated Chris because he recieved disability (or in this case Bob's deferred social security payments). I honestly think there's a fair split with the a-logs between 13 year old kids that just haven't developed enough to experience empathy, and older losers that envy that cobes doesn't have to work for a living.

100% they hate that he doesn't need to work. most of reddit are leftists who wish they had it as good as cobes and so seethe with jealousy that he is living a life they can only dream of

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Most hardcore alkies drink that shit room temp or warm. Had a neighbor for years that would drink a case of Milwakke's best light every day.

Used to slam bottle of rum a day, or when broke drink shitty ciders that had so much alcohol could probably light on fire. You get to the point your drinking to get drunk and don’t give a fuck about taste.

What's his obsession with eggs all of a sudden? Is he trying to budget his groceries so he can buy more alcohol and fast food?

I wouldn’t surprise me if he is trying to budget for booze. Im actually kinda amazed he is not getting fat — which probably indicates the opposite, which is malnutrition. He’s a scrawny fuck

 

[tphreak]

Imagine his kitchen wall and floor, there's got to be so much oil that spitted out of that pan.

Basically, exactly, this:

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Used to slam bottle of rum a day, or when broke drink shitty ciders that had so much alcohol could probably light on fire. You get to the point your drinking to get drunk and don’t give a fuck about taste.

Yea hard agree on that one, it gets to the point you don't care any more even if you have the money for "The Good Stuff" you just tend to focus on % of alcohol and price, when it gets to that point it's very hard to stop.

I was listening to @SeizureRobot5000 stuff while working today (btw your longer Cobra bones are fantastic dude) and someone pointed out when he drinks he's still home how seemingly un-acclimatised to what he's drinking if you watch him he swills Vodka around his mouth for a while almost like he's using it to kill tooth or gum pain, and he tries to slug some JD and other drinks and he reacts like he's just siphoned a mouthful of petrol out the bottom of a old car.

He drinks beer in a odd way too he never seems to chill it he always has it room temperature, like he can't stand the drink cold because his teeth are messed up.

It's like he's drinking himself into a serious drinking problem because it's part of the image of sexy goth bad boy he wants rather than any real pleasure he gets from it at least not any more, I mean back in the early videos he was the same with Energy Drinks he's buy them and chug them untill he was legal age to drink in the US and then he almost instantly switched to alcohol.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Yea hard agree on that one, it gets to the point you don't care any more even if you have the money for "The Good Stuff" you just tend to focus on % of alcohol and price, when it gets to that point it's very hard to stop.

I was listening to @SeizureRobot5000 stuff while working today (btw your longer Cobra bones are fantastic dude) and someone pointed out when he drinks he's still home how seemingly un-acclimatised to what he's drinking if you watch him he swills Vodka around his mouth for a while almost like he's using it to kill tooth or gum pain, and he tries to slug some JD and other drinks and he reacts like he's just siphoned a mouthful of petrol out the bottom of a old car.

He drinks beer in a odd way too he never seems to chill it he always has it room temperature, like he can't stand the drink cold because his teeth are messed up.

It's like he's drinking himself into a serious drinking problem because it's part of the image of sexy goth bad boy he wants rather than any real pleasure he gets from it at least not any more, I mean back in the early videos he was the same with Energy Drinks he's buy them and chug them untill he was legal age to drink in the US and then he almost instantly switched to alcohol.

He also doesn't seem to have a 'brand' of booze. It can be what is sent to him one day, or what is on sale the next. He will go from bourbon to vodka the next day, and the following morning be making some girly drink with three types of booze. Probably why he gets sick sometimes after a few drinks.

I think he once was 'maintaining' a delusional image of a sexy goth bad boy . Now he is just an alcoholic

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It's like he's drinking himself into a serious drinking problem because it's part of the image of sexy goth bad boy

that’s the same reason with him abusing drugs. He think it makes him seem edgy. He has the edginess of a 13 year old.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

He also doesn't seem to have a 'brand' of booze. It can be what is sent to him one day, or what is on sale the next. He will go from bourbon to vodka the next day, and the following morning be making some girly drink with three types of booze. Probably why he gets sick sometimes after a few drinks.

I think he once was 'maintaining' a delusional image of a sexy goth bad boy . Now he is just an alcoholic

Which is notable for him because he’s all about brands. Funniest instance is the last time he probably brushed his teeth years ago he streamed it and shouted out the toothpaste brand, name, and subtype or some shit. “Yeah we got ourself some Crest Pro Health Total Extreme Boglim Mouth Cleaner: Peppermint Flavor”

 

[chimpSculpture]

He drinks beer in a odd way too he never seems to chill it he always has it room temperature, like he can't stand the drink cold because his teeth are messed up.

That's probably more to do with the fact that he just wants to start drinking immediately.

 

[tphreak]

Which is notable for him because he’s all about brands. Funniest instance is the last time he probably brushed his teeth years ago he streamed it and shouted out the toothpaste brand, name, and subtype or some shit. “Yeah we got ourself some Crest Pro Health Total Extreme Boglim Mouth Cleaner: Peppermint Flavor”

Cobro, you gotta say "not a sponsor" so that people don't think you were paid for this endorsement.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

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From the sub

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I was listening to @SeizureRobot5000 stuff while working today (btw your longer Cobra bones are fantastic dude) and someone pointed out when he drinks he's still home how seemingly un-acclimatised to what he's drinking if you watch him he swills Vodka around his mouth for a while almost like he's using it to kill tooth or gum pain, and he tries to slug some JD and other drinks and he reacts like he's just siphoned a mouthful of petrol out the bottom of a old car.

He drinks beer in a odd way too he never seems to chill it he always has it room temperature, like he can't stand the drink cold because his teeth are messed up.

Yeah the liquor mouthwash thing he does is because he fears the bite of the alcohol. If he teeth hurt and he was doing that as a whitetrash pain relief, I can't see how it wouldn't have made whatever pain he was feeling four times as bad. He just can't handle the taste of it and it's a struggle to be bad boy enough to actually swallow it.

 

[GeorgeApley]

the worst type of A-logs on the reddit are the ones who want Clint to just cut Cobra off and let Cobra die in the street. absolutely psychotic behavior

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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From the sub

This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen on the Reddit.