Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
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UCantCCPMe said:
I'll see your clown meme and raise you a guy sweating profusely.
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Implying it was a hard choice for the Ralphamale.

As for Andy's Burger King, Canadian pesos are about the same as Australian pesos, an alright Burger Kang meal is about $15. I don't see the issue here, Ralph took a flight to another country, I'd take the doordash Indian and tip him over a flight for Hungry Jack's mediocre trashburgers.
 
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ThinkThankThunk said:
The price of a family meal at Burger King is only $19.95 Canadian, and that gets you 2 Whoppers, 2 Jr. Whoppers, 4 drinks and 4 fries or onion rings. The rest of the meals top out at like $8.
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Andy could have ordered the Harvey’s family meal deal (way better burger than Burger King and most other Canadian fast food places) for $20 dollars. 2 regular burgers, 2 kids burgers 4 fries and 4 pops.
 
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PyrrhicRustle said:
I dunno, there's something to be said for the sheer pigheadedness to be able to convince yourself that no matter how badly you've fucked up or how low you've sunk, you are a good person who's come out on top anyway. Ignorance is bliss and all that. Does it really matter how much everyone else views you as scum if at the end of the day you manage to pretend to yourself that you're really better than everyone anyway?
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If ralph believed any of that bullshit he wouldn't be crashing cars obsessively reading this site or having Google alerts to see Chats on obscure 2 viewer streams that don't even mention him by name. Ralph is far from bliss
 
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LMAO RALPH YOU FAT RETARD I KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF
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this is PHOTOSHOPPED.
now that doesn't necessarily mean he's not there. the angle of the lighting looks normal but there's just a few little things here that stand out imo. i think a likely reason for this is he photoshopped himself to look taller or his camera has a glitch cause there's that same weird line under all the photos that looks like it clipped a little bit. no results on google ris, so most likely ralph is resizing himself in photoshop which can maybe be why he's so blurry, or just can't focus a camera. that also makes me curious who takes these pictures for him?

something just looks so off about that angle. ralph's shoulders are not that broad, i think that's what stands out the most. it looks stretched so far compared to the rest of the photo. i'm trying to replicate the weird sloping shoulder angle and it's kind of painful so i don't know why ralph would intentionally stand in a pose like that
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i also resized the image to look more normal. hmmm
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i can't see it being a camera lens thing, the background looks just fine. maybe just looking too far into this
 
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verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
LMAO RALPH YOU FAT RETARD I KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF
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this is PHOTOSHOPPED.
now that doesn't necessarily mean he's not there. the angle of the lighting looks normal but there's just a few little things here that stand out imo. i think a likely reason for this is he photoshopped himself to look taller or his camera has a glitch cause there's that same weird line under all the photos that looks like it clipped a little bit. no results on google ris, so most likely ralph is resizing himself in photoshop which can maybe be why he's so blurry, or just can't focus a camera. that also makes me curious who takes these pictures for him?

something just looks so off about that angle. ralph's shoulders are not that broad, i think that's what stands out the most. it looks stretched so far compared to the rest of the photo. i'm trying to replicate the weird sloping shoulder angle and it's kind of painful so i don't know why ralph would intentionally stand in a pose like that
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i also resized the image to look more normal. hmmm
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i can't see it being a camera lens thing, the background looks just fine. maybe just looking too far into this
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I mean you are just pointing out how fat he is and how he can distort gravity and cause optical illusions.
 
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As much as it pains me to defend Ralph, I feel I must point out the difference between Burger King in the US, which is effectively a self-identified monarchy, with no formal powers of governance, adrift in a constitutional republic, and Rei dos Hambúrgueres in Portugal, which regards itself as the natural heir to King Manuel II, who was driven into exile in 1910, and who went on to suffer the further indignity of drawing his final breath in the London suburb of Twickenham. Of the pair, the latter is clearly the finer of the two dining establishments as evidenced by its staff, who are mostly European, along with some African immigrants, all of whom speak Portuguese. Additionally, Rei dos Hambúrgueres is known to harbour expansionist tendencies and, upon occasions, will wage war with Rey de las Hamburguesas, in neighbouring Spain.
 
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verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
LMAO RALPH YOU FAT RETARD I KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF
View attachment 2914676
this is PHOTOSHOPPED.
now that doesn't necessarily mean he's not there. the angle of the lighting looks normal but there's just a few little things here that stand out imo. i think a likely reason for this is he photoshopped himself to look taller or his camera has a glitch cause there's that same weird line under all the photos that looks like it clipped a little bit. no results on google ris, so most likely ralph is resizing himself in photoshop which can maybe be why he's so blurry, or just can't focus a camera. that also makes me curious who takes these pictures for him?

something just looks so off about that angle. ralph's shoulders are not that broad, i think that's what stands out the most. it looks stretched so far compared to the rest of the photo. i'm trying to replicate the weird sloping shoulder angle and it's kind of painful so i don't know why ralph would intentionally stand in a pose like that
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i also resized the image to look more normal. hmmm
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i can't see it being a camera lens thing, the background looks just fine. maybe just looking too far into this
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GENIUS! I KNEW something was fishy!!! Good work!
 
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verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
LMAO RALPH YOU FAT RETARD I KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF
View attachment 2914676
this is PHOTOSHOPPED.
now that doesn't necessarily mean he's not there. the angle of the lighting looks normal but there's just a few little things here that stand out imo. i think a likely reason for this is he photoshopped himself to look taller or his camera has a glitch cause there's that same weird line under all the photos that looks like it clipped a little bit. no results on google ris, so most likely ralph is resizing himself in photoshop which can maybe be why he's so blurry, or just can't focus a camera. that also makes me curious who takes these pictures for him?

something just looks so off about that angle. ralph's shoulders are not that broad, i think that's what stands out the most. it looks stretched so far compared to the rest of the photo. i'm trying to replicate the weird sloping shoulder angle and it's kind of painful so i don't know why ralph would intentionally stand in a pose like that
View attachment 2914696View attachment 2914706
i also resized the image to look more normal. hmmm
View attachment 2914721
i can't see it being a camera lens thing, the background looks just fine. maybe just looking too far into this
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This probably ain't it, chief,
 
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