Michael Janke
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i was like 2 pictures in before i realized it was the same photo, pasted into other places.
Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream
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The blur is caused by Ralph being out of focus, the banding is likely due to his piece of trash phone he's thrown at the wall too many times due to seething at the sperg chat, or he's using that trash vintage Sony a6000. Yeah, nothing is off. He just looks comically fat and smug.
Here's a dumbed down but still somewhat technical graph.
The same "optical illusion" caused people to sperg out about that Biden thing in the Stonetoss thread.
This exist in every photo of his. It's exactly 4 pixels tall, or around twice of Ralph's Memphis Micro. There's no way he magnified each image and copied a strip that's exactly 4 pixels tall to paste over the bottom. The image is 1536 pixels in height, which is a comfortable factor of 4. His trash Samsung is doing something stupid.
You can see they align and come from the source image.
He really took a flight to Lisbon to eat a whopper. It'll be less pathetic if he just photoshopped everything and called it kayfabe.
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that's neck hair on his fat roll not photoshop chill out retard
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I don't think Ralph is ready to go toe-to-toe with the cokehead who was willing to wheelchair-fight someone IRL.
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That hump of fat on the back of his head is the little apartment where Null lives rent free.
It's popped out before:
It's popped out before:
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He probably got burger king because it cheap and he can understand the menu that probably why.
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Twitter for iPhone? This is basically confirmation that he's got Neigh's phone or has some other person logged into his account on their phone so he can post a tweet. I know which one is more likely.
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Have fun with this.
Ethan Ralph visits Sweden.
Ethan Ralph visits London for a reunion with Nora.
Ethan Ralph hangs out with Randbot2020.
Ethan Ralph visits a brothel in New Zealand.
Zidan is back!
Ethan Ralph visits Sweden.
Ethan Ralph visits London for a reunion with Nora.
Ethan Ralph hangs out with Randbot2020.
Ethan Ralph visits a brothel in New Zealand.
Zidan is back!
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I would love it if somebody could photoshop this image onto the Nuremberg Trial photo lmao
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Simple, back up everything to your cloud and clean up your phone before heading back.
Though didn't the ACLU finally get an injunction against that?
Rose Breeder
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While it can certainly be held unfortunate that the Gunt-in-Chief has managed, through his visit, to somewhat violate the national sanctity of one ancient rectangular nation off the Atlantic, one could also find solace in knowing he has so far completely avoided the primordial, cultural heartland of the former kingdom.
That, naturally, being the north. And while Porto receives most attention as the largest settlement and economic centre in the region, i would propound that a certain small town off to the northeast holds the true mantle as being both the cradle and soulscape of the Portuguese; Guimarães. It's historical and cultural significance being of such importance that it is difficult to fully appreciate.
I boldly assert, that by the rules of his own game, Ethanol Ralph can not utterly and completely 'own' Warski before making a journey to the place that by its mere existence, both past and present, dictates the meaning of being Portuguese.
Ethan, if you truly wish to triumph over Andy, travel to Guimarães, and let yourself be photographed with the eponymous castle. Then you will win.
That, naturally, being the north. And while Porto receives most attention as the largest settlement and economic centre in the region, i would propound that a certain small town off to the northeast holds the true mantle as being both the cradle and soulscape of the Portuguese; Guimarães. It's historical and cultural significance being of such importance that it is difficult to fully appreciate.
I boldly assert, that by the rules of his own game, Ethanol Ralph can not utterly and completely 'own' Warski before making a journey to the place that by its mere existence, both past and present, dictates the meaning of being Portuguese.
Ethan, if you truly wish to triumph over Andy, travel to Guimarães, and let yourself be photographed with the eponymous castle. Then you will win.
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broke dick farms = seething
you wish you could fly out to a foreign country for the sole purpose of eating the finest mutt cuisine
you wish you could fly out to a foreign country for the sole purpose of eating the finest mutt cuisine
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You know what, maybe Ralph actually should photoshop some holiday pictures instead of posting the digital puke that he posts (he's like DSP in that he always finds a way to spin any L as a W to his audience of retards and his audience of retards won't care/will clap).
Just copypasting a transparent PNG cutout of Ralph next to some actual scenery/landmarks makes him almost look relatable. Like an actual human being, which while cursed with an unfortunate physique, still has fun, is happy and curious of the world. Even the BK crown I could forgive, coulda been his gimmick on his travels around the globe. in an alternative universe Ethan could be the fat American tourist that has set on a quest to prove the rest of the world that Americans aren't actually the cancer of the planet and truly "own the meme"
But he decides to surround himself and do shit that's as trashy as he is instead and tries to declare that's #WINNING, no thought given into anything.. Miserable, just miserable.
Like I don't expect high standards from Ralph (or even from your average normie boomer to be honest) but like nigga if you don't have anything to show then don't take and post a picture. Well I guess I sometimes am still foolish to expect *any* standards of him despite lurking for years now.
But really Ralph, you'll never have those memories, you could have but you're too stupid to get your shit together. instead you'll have memories of eating bk in lisbon in the dead of winter lmao
at the very least i can applaud the staunch anti-vax sentiment but who really knows if that's real talk with him?
if he comes any close I might have to stealthily diaper bomb him, in Halo: Infinite ofc.
also the average height of a Polish male is like between 5'10-5'11 so it'd be funny to spot him in a crowd regardless.
piggy would also definitely love the Sunday trade/commerce ban we've enacted in 2018 as a fellow Trad Cath man
as a side note motherfucker should be thankful that an a-log while stream sniping his house, has also dropped him an item that could actually be useful for his child, hell if I was expecting kids and some rando dropped me diapers it'd be awkward but shit I'd take them and be happy and shut the fuck up
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I still can't believe he wore the crown around to announce he's childish American white trash too! Idk how he keeps picking the most comical stereotypical option, a generation of Portuguese are going to have the worst of their preconceived notions of America not only cemented immovably but fucking expanded and lowered to that of a nation of waddling snorting ham pigs
The Portuguese children transfixed in horror no doubt
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Breaking news: Portuguese geologists are reporting an unexpected sinking of the ground in and around the capital city of Lisbon. The causes of this odd phenomenon are as of yet unknown.
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Lol jesus christ. This is worse than him photoshopping it.
In fact, I encourage him to photoshop more. Because that's fucked.
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I always thought the need to constantly visit other cities was a very womanly hobby. People can downvote my opinion on if they disagree. At the least we can all probably agree that tourist traps are womanly.
Maddox was the same way as Ralph. He had the gayest love for travel, it seemed to be an escape from his mental issues. Both of them get mad if you criticize traveling.
Maddox was the same way as Ralph. He had the gayest love for travel, it seemed to be an escape from his mental issues. Both of them get mad if you criticize traveling.
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the keyword is "need". traveling is cool as shit in itself, doing just about anything in excess purely for coping purposes is, idk about womanly, but def gay and beta
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All that great traditional Portuguese food and like a true Amerishart the only thing he can stand to eat is fast food. Uhmazin.
Though now I think about it they eat a lot of pork in Portugal and cannibalism is probably one of the crimes the gunt doesn't want to commit over there.
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Dude, pls go tell your familly how much efort you are putting into guntanalysis. I'm sure they will be so proud of you.
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