Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Myself and others have pointed out that his nonexistent Arthritis (that he, a man in his late 30s/early 40s, developed at what? 25? after never having done a day of manual labor in his life?) is entirely made up bullshit but Neck himself consistently disproves it not only through picture evidence but telling absolutely absurd lies. You cannot shower more than once weekly because your hands hurt, really nigger? If Neck truly had such a debilitating ailment, one which that severely hamper him from performing regular, everyday tasks like that which he claims to have then he would almost certainly be unable to work (He worked just fine his entire adult life, not counting his Autogynephilic Manchild Regression.) and be on SSDI (which to my knowledge he is not but others may be better informed than I am). Curiously, Neck has never had an issue driving his recently repossessed car nor has he ever had a problem tweeting (that is unless he uses a text to speech application, but I personally have never seen him state such a thing, if he reads this thread he could start lying about using one).

Also, I believe that there exists some relatively recent, pre-troonout photos of Neck which show him clean shaven, so unless he got one of or both of his now abandoned wives to shave him because of his fake arthritis (which if turned out to be true would say a lot about his psychology) or regularly visited a barber or got a friend or acquaintance to shave him (see above parenthesis) Neck either has the world's worst case of debilitating, early onset, occurring not because of any previous physical strain or injury case of arthritis that only affects his hands when shaving or showering or he is just a shit liar.

TLDR: Neck is lying about having arthritis and doing so quite poorly as he expects people to believe he cannot slather himself in synthetic detergent and scrub himself more than once a week due to the unbearable pain but is otherwise fully capable of using his hands

I’ll bet he’s angling to apply for a home health aide, a la Wedge, because he’s suddenly too lazy to wipe his own ass

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Hey Amazon I dunno what you're doing but charging me 3 times for one purchase and only refunding me once is fairly unnecessary. What the actual fuck.

Stop buying toys when you’re high, you dopey cunt.

 

[Miss Misery]

You can almost see how he tricked a woman into reproducing with him.

Weren't there two? Or am I confusing my lore?

 

[Meiwaku]

Weren't there two? Or am I confusing my lore?

First one he didn't have kids with

 

[Thumb Butler]

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truly its a mystery

Truly is. Kevin, perhaps keeping a buffer just in case is the solution (works well for poor fucks like me that cannot afford expensive toys every month)? And politely asking Amazon's customer service to fix the issue works better than reeeeeing.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Stop buying toys when you’re high, you dopey cunt.

Probably slammed some button multiple times that registered as 3 separate orders cuz it wasn't processing fast enough for his liking...

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Myself and others have pointed out that his nonexistent Arthritis (that he, a man in his late 30s/early 40s, developed at what? 25? after never having done a day of manual labor in his life?) is entirely made up bullshit but Neck himself consistently disproves it not only through picture evidence but telling absolutely absurd lies. You cannot shower more than once weekly because your hands hurt, really nigger? If Neck truly had such a debilitating ailment, one which that severely hampers him from performing regular, everyday tasks like that which he claims to have then he would almost certainly be unable to work (He worked just fine his entire adult life, not counting his Autogynephilic Manchild Regression.) and be on SSDI (which to my knowledge he is not but others may be better informed than I am). Curiously, Neck has never had an issue driving his recently repossessed car nor has he ever had a problem tweeting (that is unless he uses a text to speech application, but I personally have never seen him state such a thing, if he reads this thread he could start lying about using one).

Also, I believe that there exists some relatively recent, pre-troonout photos of Neck which show him clean shaven, so unless he got one of or both of his now abandoned wives to shave him because of his fake arthritis (which if turned out to be true would say a lot about his psychology) or regularly visited a barber or got a friend or acquaintance to shave him (see above parenthesis) Neck either has the world's worst case of debilitating, early onset, occurring not because of any previous physical strain or injury case of arthritis that only affects his hands when shaving or showering or he is just a shit liar.

TLDR: Neck is lying about having arthritis and doing so quite poorly as he expects people to believe he cannot slather himself in synthetic detergent and scrub himself more than once a week due to the unbearable pain but is otherwise fully capable of using his hands

Not to mention all that hot transbian sex he (allegedly) has! He must just power through like a brave trooper. A smelly, unwashed trooper.

Anyone know if he’s still in troon purgatory at that motel?

 

[Oxous]

Pinnacle of femininity.

It’s a shame Bryan got infected by the troon virus. I think that if he left the Tranch’s orbit he could live a more fulfilling life as a John Lennon impersonator perhaps.

 

[MetalParakeet]

It's amazing how often these people have issues with Amazon.

I live in a very rural non usa location so I use Amazon a lot as my town doesn't have a lot of the things I use. You can't order to a home location here so everything goes through either a mail room or a small novelty shop that doubles as a package drop off.

I've never had issues. Hell, one random Chinese shop just sent me a refund because their package was delayed due to a disaster. They initially sent me the wrong tracking number so when it said it was delivered, they didn't question me when I told them it wasn't. I didn't even ask for it, they just randomly sent me a refund despite how the package is still enroute. I even told them I was willing to wait and didn't need a refund.

I just don't get how they all live in or near big US cities and have problem after problem with Amazon.

 

[Puddleduck]

Hell, one random Chinese shop just sent me a refund because their package was delayed due to a disaster. They initially sent me the wrong tracking number so when it said it was delivered, they didn't question me when I told them it wasn't. I didn't even ask for it, they just randomly sent me a refund despite how the package is still enroute. I even told them I was willing to wait and didn't need a refund.

Online Chinese companies are very obliging when it comes to that sort of thing - I once forgot that chinks are relatively dwarven so the sizes are different, and the jacket I ordered was the wrong size. I sent a message to do an exchange, and they sent me the right size for free!

Anyway, back to Kevin - he's a fat retard, and I wouldn't have sex with him.

 

[Trianon]

I know transgenderism is all made up nonsense, but Kevin's ideas of it are particularly stupid and contradictory. So if eggs are 'people who don't know they're trans', which implies that one was born that way and will eventually have to come to terms with it, how can he also say that one can just decide to be trans? If you don't need to feel dysphoria to be trans, according to Kevin, then what drives an egg to eventually realize they're trans? Transmedicalism is the only way it would work.

I feel like I'm explaining my thoughts poorly, but this is all insane and I think my problem is more that I'm trying to make it make sense.

It has to do with the idea that your identity and feelings are completely pure and just waiting to be excavated by the right combination of therapy and awakening. You might not be born trans, but your desire to be trans is just as unquestionable. Anything that could make you question that desire is wrong. Kevin has no concept of self-restraint, so in his mind, it's not as valid to choose not to be trans if you ever have the fleeting thought you might be. That just means you are being imprisoned by societal oppression and need to be liberated. It's false consciousness all the way down!!!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

We can now add tourettes to Kevin's list of LARP mental illnesses

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https://mobile.twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1485366811344310272

I know it's a couple pages late but munching Tourette's is popular on TikTok lately so that's probably why Kevin is back on this horse.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's amazing how often these people have issues with Amazon.

Honestly.........I only see it with grifters. I use Amazon all the time and have no issue.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

@Chapstick4Lyfe He's at it again. At this point I almost want to venmo you some cash for keeping track of it.

lol it's my pleasure.

Kevin is off to somewhat of a slow start this year. His begging total is $153.23+ so far for the new year and it has to do with his baffling inability to look at his PayPal balance, see it is low, and not consoom. I guess he can't do that because he's just a dumb wittle baby or whatever the fuck that cumbucket for a brain LARPs as.

This time last year, he was already up to $267 in begging bux for troon-realted medical expenses.

 

[Kane Lives]

Honestly.........I only see it with grifters. I use Amazon all the time and have no issue.

Pretty sure it's because Amazon has one of the most generous return policies in the industry atm. So every grifter just try to claim lost goods or shit like that so that they can double dip both from Amazon and from their paypigs.

 

[stupid frog]

lol it's my pleasure.

Kevin is off to somewhat of a slow start this year. His begging total is $153.23+ so far for the new year and it has to do with his baffling inability to look at his PayPal balance, see it is low, and not consoom. I guess he can't do that because he's just a dumb wittle baby or whatever the fuck that cumbucket for a brain LARPs as.

This time last year, he was already up to $267 in begging bux for troon-realted medical expenses.

Trans women shouldn't be allowed to have their own bank account. You know, like women used to deal with.

 

[grandpasatan]

Not to mention all that hot transbian sex he (allegedly) has! He must just power through like a brave trooper. A smelly, unwashed trooper.

Anyone know if he’s still in troon purgatory at that motel?

Since he tweeted that his divorce just finalized, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s packing up and looking toward his next gender-euphoric vulture nest.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

It's amazing how often these people have issues with Amazon.

I live in a very rural non usa location so I use Amazon a lot as my town doesn't have a lot of the things I use. You can't order to a home location here so everything goes through either a mail room or a small novelty shop that doubles as a package drop off.

I've never had issues. Hell, one random Chinese shop just sent me a refund because their package was delayed due to a disaster. They initially sent me the wrong tracking number so when it said it was delivered, they didn't question me when I told them it wasn't. I didn't even ask for it, they just randomly sent me a refund despite how the package is still enroute. I even told them I was willing to wait and didn't need a refund.

I just don't get how they all live in or near big US cities and have problem after problem with Amazon.

Autism, I'm sure. My grandmother has similar problems when ordering online, but she at least has the excuse of being old and technologically ignorant. Kevin is not only much younger, but he's also more capable (though he often wastes that capability on lazing about in bed). He has no excuses for this kind of behavior. If only he'd be patient and wait for things to work, but his being terminally-online makes patience a non-existent quality.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

This month’s been really tight for him?
As tight as his sealed amhole?

 

[WalterWhitesTidyWhities]

The fact that Kevin sincerely believes that he doesn't have a self-centered worldview really demonstrates the power of denial.
Does he think entombing himself in plastic and ignoring all the people around him, his "family", because interacting takes more effort that sitting on his ass in front of the computer, somehow makes him altruistic?

Isn't it a relatively common axiom that states that if you can step back and go "wait, am *I* possibly a narcissist?" then you're indeed not a narcissist? The people who are the most self-assured of their own righteousness often suck the hardest. Kevin & Co. parrot that they're good people specifically because they want to delude everyone else into catering into their own self-serving needs.

Also lol at Kev self-IDing as autistic then bragging about his totes high empathy....way to be ableist against your low empathy kin bro!