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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
That's a pretty nice looking house for Pine Ridge.

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Edit: Natives don't need donations. They need funding and assistance to build housing, infrastructure, and commerce.

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Truly bleak shit.
I think there was *some* buy in - at one point they were claiming that the Rez had requested specific items and they’d tailored the Amazon wish list to suit.

But yeah, they weren’t invited in, no smiles and thankyous, just one completely disinterested dude supervising them. That’s not going to go down well with the audience, it will be interesting to see what happens with the generosity of donors going forward.

So in the end, this wasn’t about money laundering or drug running or anything exciting like that. It’s Penny trying to get into the business of being a professional charity on other peoples behalf. He’s had a taste of the money that’s out there if the cause is just right, and he wants to expand the reach of rhe Tranch and build up their reputation as do-gooders, not just as a simple charity case themselves..
Better reputation = more income for them and as long as the money passes through their hands, and some necessary expenses can be taken off the top for gas and admin and the like - heck, even wages and pension packages and boardrooms eventually like the big players? A guy can dream.

But that was a rocky start. That burned, the lack of gratitude. The hostility in that fella’s eyes, the embarrassment. Made a loss on this one too, just to keep everything looking clean.
It’s a quiet drive back across the wintery plains. They’re all tired, Penny driving most of it. Time for reflection. How to keep up appearances and pretend that everything went great. But Kevin’s grating voice keeps piping up from the backseat. He won’t stop talking about transformers, and his bolt-on breast ambitions. No grasp of the situation at all, he’s only pissed off that he didn’t get what he wanted for breakfast, and that the cell service has been lousy the whole way.
Penny slips the automatic pistol from the door pocket into his coat. The weight is comforting. At the next rest stop he’ll do it, maybe.
“Earl killed Kathryn” arc incoming. Maybe they had him come with to film but not in the way he anticipated.
 
Any guesses as to how much the Tranchers skimmed off the top of this failed grift in terms of a percentage of total money/items? I think they would either take little nibbles in the range of 5% or simply go all in and take out huge chunks of 70-80%. Maybe I am being optimistic about the restraint of the Tranchers though.
 
Any guesses as to how much the Tranchers skimmed off the top of this failed grift in terms of a percentage of total money/items? I think they would either take little nibbles in the range of 5% or simply go all in and take out huge chunks of 70-80%. Maybe I am being optimistic about the restraint of the Tranchers though.
They took some of the donated items for sure and it was shown in my earlier posts on where I highlighted the way that he was talking about the items on his Twitter.

However
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He's begging for gas money here... If you remember correctly from the information myself and another kiwi provided their gas should have maybe been under a hundred bucks so they clearly did not make that much money this was a PR trip.


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Knitta please

Also for the record we would have absolutely grilled them even if they didn't provide video evidence and just said that it happened (because yes we would have.) But a more reasonable way to prove where money is going would be to have it not be cash and come with receipts for everything including where it was going and who received it etc..... You know the type of thing that actually takes some planning.
 
Ouch. If ever proof was needed that this whole ‘mutual aid’ shit has nothing to do with the Lakota and everything to do with the Tranch trying to look amazing and generous and totally supportive of natives so give us your money guys. Penny standing there and handwaving, saying they have a load more stuff in storage to bring along, as the Lakota guy just looks at him.

He's considering whom to sell fifty bleeding water pumps to.
 
TBF if they did that, the list would just be booze and meth.
The Lakotans, the white man, and the Kiwi Farmer really do have a lot more in common than we realize. :heart-full:
But a more reasonable way to prove where money is going would be to have it not be cash and come with receipts for everything including where it was going and who received it etc..... You know the type of thing that actually takes some planning
As stated earlier by everyone in the thread, tax season is going to be hell.
 
Also for the record we would have absolutely grilled them even if they didn't provide video evidence and just said that it happened (because yes we would have.) But a more reasonable way to prove where money is going would be to have it not be cash and come with receipts for everything including where it was going and who received it etc..... You know the type of thing that actually takes some planning.

>be charity
>required to provide literal receipts
>go about things in the sketchiest way possible

Maybe Penny thinks they can write off the donation amount, even though they didn't pay for anything? There has to be an angle we haven't considered that is far more retarded.
 
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Knitta please

Also for the record we would have absolutely grilled them even if they didn't provide video evidence and just said that it happened (because yes we would have.) But a more reasonable way to prove where money is going would be to have it not be cash and come with receipts for everything including where it was going and who received it etc..... You know the type of thing that actually takes some planning.
1. Interesting that they're not offering to donate yarn to the knitters.

2. THE PEOPLE NEED LEGIT FUNDING, NOT YOUR SHITTY FUCKING RAVELRY PROJECTS.
 
Thank you @Meiwaku for the gift of Penny's disgusting teeth.View attachment 2914932
Jesus look at all of that blood.


Slight correction: munches are lunch/dinner mixers at a local restaurant. No sex goes on at munches and they are rather vanilla.
Do we have to wrap toothbrushes in pride flags to get you to practice basic dental hygiene, you fucking degenerate? Jesus Christ, all that plaque.
 
What's with trannies and unicorns? I just looked at the first part of the title of this thread and I knew it was going to be a tranny thing.
Unicorns do not exist. Best you can do to make one is is subject a regular horse to a painful and unnecessary surgical operation that creates a very rough facsimile of the desired organ that unicorns have and horses do not.
 
Edit: Natives don't need donations. They need funding and assistance to build housing, infrastructure, and commerce.

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I’m puzzled, seeing the huge mountain of presumably not-required donated clothing in this pic (from some time ago?), versus the latest tweet from TUR claiming that they need specifically more of that kind of thing, but hand knitted.

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I’m not even saying there’s a scam or anything, I would just like to understand.
 
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