Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[AnOminous]

Might as well call yourself gay while you're at it.

I don't have to tell them that, they figure it out when my dick is in their ass.

He probably got burger king because it cheap and he can understand the menu that probably why.

He probably got Buggery King because everywhere else kicked out his maskless, vaxless ass.

That hump of fat on the back of his head is the little apartment where Null lives rent free.
It's popped out before:

It's a definite sign of deathfat when the body just gives up on storing fat in normal places, like with Tammy Slaton's forehead gunt, and just says fuck it, just put it here and then deposits fat in random parts of the fatso's body.

what the fuck is that it looks like a cyst or a tumor.

yeah they duplicated like 4 pixels tall on every image. he should make sure the next scared tourists that have to take his pics know how to focus a camera. still looks off how stretched out he is in the photo though, his proportions vary so often in them

I hope he tries to take more pictures and a gyppo just runs off with his camera. That's so standard and the Gunt is so stupid that he'd fall for that old trick.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

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I'm so disappointed you didn't call it Gunt-dor

He probably got Buggery King because everywhere else kicked out his maskless, vaxless ass.

He can forget about eating inside anywhere that is above Burger King level, without the stupid vaccine pass they will just straight up kick him out, besides I doubt they'd be OK about him not wearing a mask.
What a magical vacation, going on uber rides to take a few pictures to brag on twitter and finish the day eating BK, I'm sure Warski is feeling incredibly owned right now.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

He's called a wigger somewhat incorrectly, as he doesn't idolize Black culture like a weeb does to Japanese. He's a white nigger because he acts just like a stereotypical street thug in all ways but his crimes. It's just white nigger has a strong relation to Sargon lore here.

I think it's the perfect descriptor of Ralph, he has the same attitude and the same foibles.

He's got multiple kids to multiple mothers and doesn't see them.
He doesn't work.
He dresses like a wigger.
He's "religious".
Impulsive and violent.

Difference is he has more animal cunning that your garden variety. He commits crimes impulsively, but the fear of punishment is enough to prevent him from going too far most of the time.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sure Warski is feeling incredibly owned right now.

For the first time in his life, "Race Warski" gets to look down on someone from an actual height. Because the Gunt is short. And stupid.

 

[hawkisnight]

Gunt is 100% giga vaxed. He went to burger king because he's too poor to eat anywhere else.

 

[cistendered]

Good to see Ralph making friends with the locals while he's in a foreign country.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I think it's the perfect descriptor of Ralph, he has the same attitude and the same foibles.

He's got multiple kids to multiple mothers and doesn't see them.
He doesn't work.
He dresses like a wigger.
He's "religious".
Impulsive and violent.

Difference is he has more animal cunning that your garden variety. He commits crimes impulsively, but the fear of punishment is enough to prevent him from going too far most of the time.

Isn't this all the exact stereotype for white trash?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Isn't this all the exact stereotype for white trash?

Well, since I am not a seppo and have never met a redneck in the wild - and only a few African Americans - I'll have to take Thomas Sowell's word for it that both of these cultures are somewhat similar in how dysfunctional they are. Which is probably due to their relative proximity, and while Ralph and his forefathers might feel superior they're all one and the same to normal humans.

 

[AnOminous]

I'll have to take Thomas Sowell's word for it

It's always funny to bring up that guy, and watch a bunch of white boys who grew up in the suburbs calling a dude who grew up in Harlem a "house nigger" and an "Uncle Tom," as if they have any clue what those phrases even mean. How dare a black man be successful and DISAGREE with us?

 

[WASR96]

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Good to see Ralph making friends with the locals while he's in a foreign country.

A guy who openly broadcasts his location daily picking fights with the locals. No wonder all the restaurants have turned him away, he can't help but be confrontational any time the smallest slight comes his way.

 

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A guy who openly broadcasts his location daily picking fights with the locals. No wonder all the restaurants have turned him away, he can't help but be confrontational any time the smallest slight comes his way.

Just like that, the Gunt becomes the violent one.

 

[MoeChotto]

this nigga paid $62 for shrimp and mayonnaise

The Pincho de gambas com arroz was the second cheapest item in the the Peixes section of the menu (19,50 €) and the Toucinho do céu is 7,50 €. Truly Ralph is eating the meal of kings.

Total of €82 ($92.86) for some good ol' scrimpf and mayo (4 ct.) with a side of rice and a light dessert.

 

[AnOminous]

this nigga paid $62 for shrimp and mayonnaise

Warski must be feeling so owned right now.

Wouldn't a normal person have pictures of himself with friends all having fun together? No, Ralph is having a series of lonely meals, by himself, like the friendless loser he is.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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this nigga paid $62 for shrimp and mayonnaise

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I hope that place counts the silverware before they let him leave.

 

[MeltyTW]

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this nigga paid $62 for shrimp and mayonnaise

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Ralph wtf are you doing, also YES we can finally shitpost about gunt guzzling down gallons of mayo.

nigga eatin like a broke college kid experimenting with leftover ingredients to compliment the last pack of uncle bens rice in the place, i bet tardski feels so fucking owned.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ralph, imagine all the starving children out there. Like..... your own. I'm sure Xander could have used some of the money you've wasted on this trip. I'm sure Cavalinha will need some essentials when she finally makes her way out the horse vag. Most likely it will be a real set of parents. What I'm saying Ethan is give the kid up for adoption. No reason both your lives should be ruined.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being cyberbowled so hard you have to flee the country and eat mayonnaise and Burger King, just to prove there's some shithole in Portugal that will serve a fat bastard like you.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

I hope a gyppo steals his faggy man purse.

I saw someone in the wild at a nearby grocery store with that exact same man purse. He had dyed green hair, walked like a woman, and was in his mid-30s shopping with what I assume was his mom. Had I had my phone I'd have tried to get a picture.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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this nigga paid $62 for shrimp and mayonnaise

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I'm pretty sure that place requires a vax card. Portugal had new rules that went into effect a few weeks ago that required a negative test just to get off the plane. What am I missing?

COVID-19 | Measures implemented in Portugal | www.visitportugal.com

Measures Implemented in Portugal[Updated on 19 february] Portuguese government has been taking all necessary public health measures to protect the entire population as well as our visitors. Measures in force may be reviewed in accordance to the evolution of the pandemic. I – ACCESSIBILITY 1)...

www.visitportugal.com

 

[CringeMomma]

I'm pretty sure that place requires a vax card. Portugal had new rules that went into effect a few weeks ago that required a negative test just to get off the plane. What am I missing?

COVID-19 | Measures implemented in Portugal | www.visitportugal.com

Measures Implemented in Portugal[Updated on 19 february] Portuguese government has been taking all necessary public health measures to protect the entire population as well as our visitors. Measures in force may be reviewed in accordance to the evolution of the pandemic. I – ACCESSIBILITY 1)...

www.visitportugal.com

He has a "fake" vax card