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Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
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Where are y'all watching it? I couldn't find it on Amazon Prime, Netflix, the Microsoft movie store or YouTube. Is it on Hulu or something?
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Yify torrents, man! What kind of Kiwi are you? At the most nubcake, you can get it off the Pirate Bay. Why would you pay money for 15+ year old content?
Here is a pity link for you. Enjoy! ima starting it now.
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Why, I'm a technologically savvy interwebs doxxer, just like all the rest of you Kiwis!
Either that, or a normie boomer. I haven't double checked on the urban dictionary to see if I've got my labels right.
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The visuals are absolutely sumptuous. I love how this little girl is imagining this what starts as a Cowboys and Indians story turned Arabian Nights so differently then how the teller intends, yet it feels exactly like how a 6 or so years old kid who had no exposure to "revenge stories" would interpret it along with some VERY strange ideas of her own. Very well written and shot. Best use of colour since Jet Li's "Hero".
What this movie reminds me of more then anything else is a grimdark version of "The Princess Bride", and that's a good thing. While there is alot less humour in this world, and the 'grandpa/storyteller' wants to kill himself and is not above manipulating a little girl to get him the pills he needs to just sail off into the sunset by telling an epic tale that he makes up as he goes along. Fucking brilliant movie with as I said some of the best cinematogography I've ever seen.
That scene with the Mystics....whoo boy! James Cameron ripped that shit off almost frame-for-frame with a generous helping of CG overtop of it for Avatar, amirite?
Cherie, you should absolutely watch this movie for inspiration for your Woggletales. Being filmed as viewed from the perspective of a small child, it should click well with your mindset.
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Hey, everyone!! I have great news about an exciting new Wogglebug-related project!
Drawing inspiration from "The Human Centipede" and "A Serbian Film," "The Evil Weevil: Wogglebug's Depraved Plot to Ravage Oz" will tell the horrific true story of Wogglebug's murderous rampage across Munchkin Land and Winkie Land, leading to a blood-soaked showdown at the Emerald City to decide the fate of all mankind. Will good prevail? Or will Oz fall into Wogglebug's hellish clutches? Watch "The Evil Weevil" to find out!
@WogglebugLover, how would you feel about releasing your Beetle Princess movie as a companion piece to "The Evil Weevil"? I think your film could really benefit from the commercial success and critical acclaim "The Evil Weevil" will inevitably enjoy.
Special thanks to @MerriedxReldnahc for the beautiful poster concept art.
Drawing inspiration from "The Human Centipede" and "A Serbian Film," "The Evil Weevil: Wogglebug's Depraved Plot to Ravage Oz" will tell the horrific true story of Wogglebug's murderous rampage across Munchkin Land and Winkie Land, leading to a blood-soaked showdown at the Emerald City to decide the fate of all mankind. Will good prevail? Or will Oz fall into Wogglebug's hellish clutches? Watch "The Evil Weevil" to find out!
@WogglebugLover, how would you feel about releasing your Beetle Princess movie as a companion piece to "The Evil Weevil"? I think your film could really benefit from the commercial success and critical acclaim "The Evil Weevil" will inevitably enjoy.
Special thanks to @MerriedxReldnahc for the beautiful poster concept art.
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will they have sex?
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What about the uzis?
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No. Though in the movie after it they are married and briefly discuss their want to have children.
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is sex not required to have children in wogglebug land? or will they be going for adoption?
do they not want to have sex?
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Are they going to discuss Woggy's lethal bug cock, and how they can consumate without her genits being destroyed?
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There's an opportunity here to combine the worst aspects of insect sex, given you have artistic license and this is fiction. Wogglebug will stab his barbed dick in the princess's abdomen, then when he's finished she'll bite off his head and eat it.
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What political implications will the Beetle Princess marrying the Wogglebug entail? Will her jilted fiancé use his country's superior military strength to attempt to subjugate her land? Is she even allowed to marry a commoner? Is Woggie a long-lost cousin of the Royal Family? How will he improve the kingdom?
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It's like bed bugs. She doesn't actually have a vagina and he's going to stab her with his dagger like dick and pump her up to get her pregnant.
Edit: slightly ninja'd
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I'm not going to go into any detail about their sex life or lack of either way. I keep my movies G rated.
He is actually going to save her kingdom from being at war using his intellect.
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So you're saying it's a cold war espionage movie. Will there be talks about the red scare?
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You got a plan b for that whole "using smarts to end war" thing just in case the intellect aspect doesn't work out?
'cuz I'm just sayin', being 50ft tall, fire-breathing and wielding UZIs are all great traits to have to avoid war.
'cuz I'm just sayin', being 50ft tall, fire-breathing and wielding UZIs are all great traits to have to avoid war.
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I can see it: he'll make her sign unconditional surrender to Genoma, turn her people into slaves and keep her for himself. Victory without war.
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Doesn't mean you haven't thought about it at length though.