🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[An automatic clown]

Maybe he took Alice. Or... been awhile since the Pillstream... and she got older too... SOPH!!!!! EWWW HORRIFYING!!!!!!!

I *believe* Soph is 17 and will be 18 this year. She was born in 04.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

He will visit the Holocaust museum in remembrance and honour of the ancestors of his stallion, a Holocaust survivor.

Never again!

It doesn't say how many of the horses were Jewish, but there's probably a horse section at the various museums that he can go to and grieve.

 

[Keranu]

I *believe* Soph is 17 and will be 18 this year. She was born in 04.

I can realistically see Ralph bringing Soph back on the Killstream after she turns 18 in an attempt to groom her. "Well, we had you on the show before and uh.... lets just say it caused quite the stir," and proceeds to do his hoarse pervert laugh.

He acts like this every time he interviews females. He's such a disgusting horndog, or hornpig.

 

[An automatic clown]

I can realistically see Ralph bringing Soph back on the Killstream after she turns 18 in an attempt to groom her. "Well, we had you on the show before and uh.... lets just say it caused quite the stir," and proceeds to do his hoarse pervert laugh.

He acts like this every time he interviews females. He's such a disgusting horndog, or hornpig.

I've still watch and enjoy Soph. She's a completely than what she was when she appeared on the Killstream. She doesn't swear and she is an actual Catholic.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It doesn't say how many of the horses were Jewish, but there's probably a horse section at the various museums that he can go to and grieve.

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Wow 6 million rats and 2 million horses RIP

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I can realistically see Ralph bringing Soph back on the Killstream after she turns 18 in an attempt to groom her. "Well, we had you on the show before and uh.... lets just say it caused quite the stir," and proceeds to do his hoarse pervert laugh.

He acts like this every time he interviews females. He's such a disgusting horndog, or hornpig.

While insisting "Smash or pass?" on Southern's sister again.

 

[veri]

also ralph stop lying you didn’t pay 40k for that truck. he tries so hard to act rich and successful it’s so sad to view. but funny too

oh and another thing,

took like 1k. he talks like that’s some gigantic expenditure

1k is the price of 2 california filing fees plus change.
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[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

also no way it cost 1k, I'm spending more than that to go to Napa

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Supporting Russia in WW3 because someone in Ukraine insulted LA.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

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Supporting Russia in WW3 because someone in Ukraine insulted LA.

Schrodinger's Patriot
He'll contemplate fleeing the nation over revenge pornography but how dare you talk shit about a city he's been to a handful of times

 

[Disheveled Human]

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Supporting Russia in WW3 because someone in Ukraine insulted LA.

I mean its a requirement for Right Wingers to have a soft spot for the Russians even though the feelings are one way and the Russians hate them lol.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

I mean its a requirement for Right Wingers to have a soft spot for the Russians even though the feelings are one way and the Russians hate them lol.

He probably just thinks Null is in Ukraine and wants him caught in the bombing lol

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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Supporting Russia in WW3 because someone in Ukraine insulted LA.

Fuck those daymn yookrainians. They aint never done nuffin' fer merica.

Regardless of what you think the US should do, at least have a modicum of sympathy for a nation and it's people which is being fed to the wolves.

I mean fuck Ralph, they have T-80s across the border and SU-35s swirling overhead - and they say something lightly insulting of LA. Jesse pointed a finger gun at your crack shack and you were wishing death on everyone you know.

Is Ralph burning a bridge with an entire nation?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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also ralph stop lying you didn’t pay 40k for that truck. he tries so hard to act rich and successful it’s so sad to view. but funny too

oh and another thing,

1k is the price of 2 california filing fees plus change.
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Lol, yes world traveler Ethan Ralph. He likes to spend his money on the finer things - betting on Japanese basketball, QVC e-rings for fine horses and Nissans.

He’s 36 and once went to the UK to try get a Paki bride and now Lisbon out of hilarious spite. Epic globe trotting there fat boy, you’ve really been seeing the world. We are all laughing our ass off you wasted your big world traveling trip on a country you couldn’t find on a map last week and even went in January. LMAO.

At least we know what Ralph won’t be spending any money on - his son, owning a home, a wedding. I’d say child support but Pantsu will definitely be getting that out of him by 2023.

 

[veri]

you’ve really been seeing the world

if you spend all of your energy and time at a nice place trying to get under someone’s skin, are you really seeing anything?

he replied in agreement to someone saying the best part of the trip was andy “seething” (i’m sure it’s quite the opposite). when people ask ralph what he liked most about portugal, i’m sure whatever answer he gives will have no relevance to the country.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

if you spend all of your energy and time at a nice place trying to get under someone’s skin, are you really seeing anything?

he replied in agreement to someone saying the best part of the trip was andy “seething” (i’m sure it’s quite the opposite). when people ask ralph what he liked most about portugal, i’m sure whatever answer he gives will have no relevance to the country.

The best part of Ralph’s trip to Portugal was deluding himself with the idea it made some guy online mad.

I can’t imagine how happy Andy and PPP are that they managed to troll Ralph into going to Portugal in fucking January. Holy shit. They would have been happy with just another trip to Vegas but managed to get him out of the country for a week.

Epic W’s for the Kino Kasino in a truly ultimate felting of Ralph.

 

[Bepis]

Fuck those daymn yookrainians. They aint never done nuffin' fer merica.

Regardless of what you think the US should do, at least have a modicum of sympathy for a nation and it's people which is being fed to the wolves.

I mean fuck Ralph, they have T-80s across the border and SU-35s swirling overhead - and they say something lightly insulting of LA. Jesse pointed a finger gun at your crack shack and you were wishing death on everyone you know.

Is Ralph burning a bridge with an entire nation?

Ralph ran into Putin at the airport and it turns out he's a big Killstream fan, that's all.

 

[veri]

I can’t imagine how happy Andy and PPP are that they managed to troll Ralph into going to Portugal in fucking January. Holy shit.

it's fucking wild i don't see any reason at all for andy or ppp to be felted by this. even crazier remembering it's only january. the next few months will be top tier

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Ralph suddenly caring about his mum again.



Ralph can't stop winning you guys. Look. He even has a fedora... uh I mean Heisenberg hat now.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph can't stop winning you guys. Look. He even has a fedora... uh I mean Heisenberg hat now.

Ralph is the one that sharts.