Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Patrick X Tomlinson said:
That's what everyone always says around here. But there would be plenty of spergy meltdowns, just not on Twitter. Pat can't help himself. He would go right to Facebook and continue sperging out. He'd also continue replying to every text he gets. He may even file another lolsuit, since getting his Twitter banned in Oct. 2020 was the catalyst that lead to him filing his lolsuit in the first place. Twitter is literally the only thing Fatty cares about, so taking it away from him is fucking hilarious, and he'll never go underground like Dobson. He's had that lil taste of e-fame and he will never give up trying to get back that feeling.
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Dang right. Lolcows gonna lolcow.
 
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peckaface said:
Its its overall shitty condition and salvaged title, he would be lucky to get 7k for it. All of his positions in total don't equal enough to pay this debt. He has 0 equity in his house, his motorcycle is worth maybe $12k
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Dont forget meme handgun and rifle for making totally unfat tacticool videos

List of his assets (ordered in most value)

Bike
Car
Guns
Microsoft surface
Cell phone
Nikis purse
change down back of couch
contents of his fridge
rights to his entire book catalog

Activelo said:
No offense, but can you start archiving shit before he scrubs his posts?
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Scrubbing would imply Patrick is wrong about something and needs to hide it.
Patrick is never wrong Child.

He paid $5k twice for the privelage of having his twitter back, he's not deleting shit
 
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Mr Moonface said:
He's still melting down.

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>They're unsupervised children who've gotten into the liquor cabinet and are playing with loaded guns.

If I had to write a biography about Fat Rick's life, this is how I would start it.

On a quiet evening in 1985, Mr. and Mrs. Tomlinson curiously found a kitchen chair next to their liquor cabinet. They began searching for their child to ask him why the chair was there to begin with. However once they reached their living room, they were horrified to see their chubby little son stumbling into the sofa with a loaded revolver in his hands while slurring "I'm John Wayne, child!" Little did his parents know that what they were witnessing was the birth of a monster who would grow up to be a walking, living, breathing cautionary tale against the excesses of alcohol and allowing one's anger issues to go unchecked.

And that monster's name? Patrick Sean Tomlinson.
 
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Lapping up all that sympathy, like a good little narc...

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What a grotesque shell of a man.
 
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thismanlies said:
He can't even accept that he lost his lolsuit. He's going to be in denial of being a lolcow for a while.
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He's such a weird fat fuck that he could stand on a scale in front of a mirror and the scale says he's 350 pounds and he would still deny he's fat.

ImportantOpinions said:
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Saw this on the other forum.

Remember that movie where the hero sadistically strangles the villain's puppy to death in front of the villain's kids? I think it might have been Spider-man. "Please Spider-Man, we know our daddy said something you disagreed with on twitter, but Buster didn't anything wrong!"
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Seriously?

What the fuck kind of sicko would kill a dog to hurt the kids of someone who told him he was fat?

Oh, yeah. Fat Rick Hamlinson. What an evil psycho.
 
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I'm amused by the clown car of Twitter assholes who are believing everything he says and tweeting in support of it.

The facts are publicly available here, and they are not favorable to patrick. Anyone taking his side in this matter is showing what an idiot they are. Of course, it means they're on the Right Side of Whatever, and for them I guess that's good enough.
 
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