🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

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At this point who cares what's true, Ralph's response is always so fucking ridiculous that the truth is largely irrelevant. Piggy squealing about what some anonymous poster thinks about his holiday is nectar.
Yep, this is one of the weirder accusations he has felt the need to attack on Twitter. I can't imagine why any Killstream fan would give a singlr crap about what flight he's on and whether he posts from his fiance's account.

What I find funny about his lengthy spergout is that he still refuses to answer why he left Pantsu alone at home if she's been so terrorized. He makes the situation even worse now by citing arrest records. What a great a husband to be.
 
At this point who cares what's true, Ralph's response is always so fucking ridiculous that the truth is largely irrelevant. Piggy squealing about what some anonymous poster thinks about his holiday is nectar.
This is why I will always support dumb speculation in these threads. His irresistible urge to correct the narrative (often unnecessarily defaming himself in the process) is beautiful
 
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Someone should reply to that last tweet and ask him if that means that he hates Metokur now for endorsing Warski's stream.

Didn't he have a hearing on Jan 24th?
 
I can realistically see Ralph bringing Soph back on the Killstream after she turns 18 in an attempt to groom her. "Well, we had you on the show before and uh.... lets just say it caused quite the stir," and proceeds to do his hoarse pervert laugh.

He acts like this every time he interviews females. He's such a disgusting horndog, or hornpig.
Soawwhh ur ahh legal now?” (Dolphin noises) ammm uhhh smash or pass chat? (Camera cuts out, various grunts and squeals) sorry about that guys somethin happened with mah camera ahhh so anyway soph how do you feel about a poly relationship with a pedohorse and a pigdolphin? “Hoarse laugh” fin
 
Ralph is in Portugal by himself, it's 5am and he's sperging out at the Karen Farms for being wrong on the internet. He's trying to say that because he was on a different flight it proves that Pantsu WAS kidnapped and Ralph is ABSOLUTELY NOT posting from her account. Also he'd rather die, literally, than make peace with Andy:
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The guy has gone full Suey Park. Only a moonrock away from being a John Flynt.
Yep, this is one of the weirder accusations he has felt the need to attack on Twitter. I can't imagine why any Killstream fan would give a singlr crap about what flight he's on and whether he posts from his fiance's account.

What I find funny about his lengthy spergout is that he still refuses to answer why he left Pantsu alone at home if she's been so terrorized. He makes the situation even worse now by citing arrest records. What a great a husband to be.
He's desperate for anything he can do to flex he had a 'win'. Some shitposting sperg gets a flight wrong he has to go on social media and tell the world that he's "still beating the broke dick farms and that peedofile Joshwa Mooooon". It's just proof he's hostage to us, reading every shitpost and seething, probably dreaming up a myriad of horrible things he fantasises that he can do to anyone who posts a gunt meme. Ralph really is an inadequate ball of perpetual spite, and he's living a miserable existence desperately trying anything he can call a win to his diminishing audience so he can pretend on some level he's not living a miserable existence.

To win in life you've got to learn how to (and perfect it) take a loss. Everyone at some stage takes the L. It's part of the process. There are those who refuse to accept it and thus refuse to learn from it, but the ones who suffer the most are the ones who double down. Ralph's biggest enemy isn't PPP, Warski, Null or us, Ralph's biggest foe is reality, it is the one he spends the most energy fighting.
 
If shitposts on an obscure Internet forum about toiling the ground in New Zealand make him ballistic and crazy then I say keep going if he's going to waste his time shitting his pants, doing nothing in a foreign country and looking like a jackass for the rest of the world to see.

This faggot can waste money on this and meanwhile not fix his technical issues for streaming or, I don't know, take care of his kid(s). Fucking incredible :story:
 
Also, why is everything Ralph does "Killstream" related. This is just a holiday, stop tweeting and enjoy yourself and starve us of oxygen - or actually, no that will make us far more powerful than you could ever imagine Ralph!
I bet he tries to tie it to the Killstream so he can the expense as a tax write off for business use.
 
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Whats funny with that Soprano picture is that its a screenshot from the episode where the gang goes to Italy and they're out of their element and no one respects them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sPgqRNk9ek The only thing Ralph has in common with the show is Ralphie, both of them abuse the shit out of their women.
 
Gabagool.
This whole exchange just reminded me of my favourite Killstream caller: DarkV (RIP you goofy boomer) and with him of a time, when the Killstream wasn't unlistenable garbage. Of how much changed in just a couple of years, not just for Ralph, but the whole world. That a thing I unironically enjoyed is forever gone, that people I listened to daily are now a sad, pitiful mockery of their past selves. A single word in a long-ass discussion about a fatlard being stupid really shouldn't make me so contemplative, but here I am.
 
Ralph is in Portugal by himself, it's 5am and he's sperging out at the Karen Farms for being wrong on the internet. He's trying to say that because he was on a different flight it proves that Pantsu WAS kidnapped and Ralph is ABSOLUTELY NOT posting from her account. Also he'd rather die, literally, than make peace with Andy:
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lol i can’t pull it up now cus phoneposting but i found that flight using a filter which matches the plane type, takeoff/destination, and time that matched up best with ralphs tweets. i also linked the flightradar so anyone interested can see for yourself

could it be off? yea but that doesn’t in any way disprove the point that he tweets from may’s account. seethe more piggy. i know you see yourself as smart and can throw off the alogs at every turn, and that your paypigs see you that way too, but we all laugh at your sad lack of self awareness. you are as cunning as a 4 year old with brain injuries
 
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