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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.6%
  • lol no

    Votes: 318 92.4%

  • Total voters
    344
Lol. Touch a nerve eh? There’s no way Ralph wouldn’t vigorously deny and refute this if it wasn’t true. Look for a tweet from “Pantsu” today totally proving she runs the account, hell he might even tweet about hot underage loli to try and really sell the authenticity.
 
Can’t believe Ralph paid to go overseas to sit in a hotel room all day screaming about Karen farms. Love it Ralph but seriously look to your horse you left all alone. I’m not worried about her getting kidnapped but perhaps she found a REAL stallion who knows how to treat her better than you. You have been taking quite a few trips so she must be feeling lonely.
 
I picture Ralph like the kind of faggot who is having dinner with someone and can't go for five minutes in a conversation without looking at his phone. The amount of times that shit has to ring due to all the social media must be annoying as fuck. He may enjoy telling people about his vacations on Twitter more than the vacations themselves.
 
Everything Ralph enjoys involves either eating or fucking (poorly). He hasn't even pretended to take an interest in history for a long while now.

What was the point of going to Portugal? He can do all of those things in Richmond or D.C.

It really is just because he thought this would make Warski mad/show us he has money to burn. LMAO what a fat faggot.
 
oh so now its 12k gunt? you told us it was 40k to justify your portugal spite trip.

HAHAHAHAAA so many people are laughing at you, Ralph. Sucks to FUCKING SUCK.
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mantsu dont make me pull up you yelling at your fans making unrelated comments because it reminded you of us pointing out your porcine suitor cheats. get back to your stable and maybe you can hear the disappointment and disgust of his overpriced hooker if he feels generous and energetic enough to call you.
 
*Ralph is bragging that May is winning from her account.
What makes this more believable is the fact that he had taken Faiths phone at one point, of course this was to protect her from trolls and ayyylawgs and in no way was done to keep her isolated. In no way.

That said, if he does do this with May no down it's with the consent of her melted brain. On the surface, she thinks she's helping her man. However, beneath the folds of her horse brain, deep within the medulla oblongata, in the most primal lizard like areas the reality is this is a survival mechanism.

Fuck knows why, Mint beat fuck out of Ralph. May would be better with free self defense classes than Ralph.
 
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Can’t believe Ralph paid to go overseas to sit in a hotel room all day screaming about Karen farms. Love it Ralph but seriously look to your horse you left all alone. I’m not worried about her getting kidnapped but perhaps she found a REAL stallion who knows how to treat her better than you. You have been taking quite a few trips so she must be feeling lonely.
Ya'll just a bunch of hayters and ayyylawgs. Keep winning, Ralph!
 
Lol. Paulie Walnuts, a man in his 60’s looks x10 more fit, strong and healthy than the morbidly obese, pasty triple-chinned, gunt on the left that’s half his age.
With his Gunt and bitch tits, I think Ralph is more Bobby or Vito than Paulie.
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Physically, he has Vito's height and Bobby's Gunt.
 
Can’t believe Ralph paid to go overseas to sit in a hotel room all day screaming about Karen farms. Love it Ralph but seriously look to your horse you left all alone. I’m not worried about her getting kidnapped but perhaps she found a REAL stallion who knows how to treat her better than you. You have been taking quite a few trips so she must be feeling lonely.
It actually kinda surprises me that even he made this move because while he lacks basic empathy etc he also has a hell of a bloated ego. I would've figured the sheer panic about the potential for that sort of embarrassment would have made this an uncomfortable scenario but maybe he's actually hoping it happens so he can have s pretext for ditching her for a younger breed of horse
 
Ralph gets called out for leaving Mustache Meigh home alone after the finger gun incident, then proceeds to seethe and argue with parody accounts during his vacation. Are ya winning yet, Ralph?
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Lol. Big man leaving the police to protect his wife, also bullshit if someone wanted may would be dead before she ever even made the phone call if Jesse was hell bent he could just throw a molotov and trap the exits
 
Lol. Big man leaving the police to protect his wife, also bullshit if someone wanted may would be dead before she ever even made the phone call if Jesse was hell bent he could just throw a molotov and trap the exits
Yeah, iirc Ralph said he'd beat the brakes off Jesse if he ever showed up IRL again after he left the stickers at the crack shack. But when he dropped off the diapers, you can clearly see the fear in Ralph's beady eyes.
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You scared little bitch, Ralph! Running to the cops to protect your horse like the pussy you are
 
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Yeah, iirc Ralph said he'd beat the brakes off Jesse if he ever showed up IRL again after he left the stickers at the crack shack. But when he dropped off the diapers, you can clearly see the fear in Ralph's beady eyes.
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You scared little bitch, Ralph! Running to the cops to protect your horse like the pussy you are
Fuck look at his grape like head, it's just such a massive target in any kind of fight
 
Yeah, iirc Ralph said he'd beat the brakes off Jesse if he ever showed up IRL again after he left the stickers at the crack shack. But when he dropped off the diapers, you can clearly see the fear in Ralph's beady eyes.
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You scared little bitch, Ralph! Running to the cops to protect your horse like the pussy you are
Not only that, but during CWC's arrest, Jesse was there and Ralph like the little bitch he is greeted him cordially after all the previous claims, because he is a complete coward.

Jesse did a Ralph/Mersh stream last night, I've only watched a few minutes and so far it's about Mersh but he's mentioned Ralph a few times, let's see if anything interesting comes of it.
Ralph gets called out for leaving Mustache Meigh home alone after the finger gun incident, then proceeds to seethe and argue with parody accounts during his vacation. Are ya winning yet, Ralph?
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Is he now claiming that he is getting a restraining order against Jesse? Ove finger guns and getting a free box of diapers? Can he certify his status a cowardly faggot any more?
If it's true, then I hope Jesse contests the order so there are actual court documents explaining Ralph's fear of finger guns.
 
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