Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[John Andrews Stan]

Yes, his GUCCI purse, his ARMANI sunglasses, and RALPH LAUREN (George Costanza) jacket were on full display today.

It’s Gucci sunglasses (made by gooks in Shenzhen; Gucci licenses their trademark to a budget Chinese manufacturer), Armani canvas and vinyl purse from the mall (not a leather bag from the couture line), and Polo jacket (not Ralph Lauren proper but another Macy’s purchase from a brand diffusion line).

Ethan buys the low-budget crap designers churn out for poor people who can’t afford to shop their main lines but want to pretend otherwise. If he was the type to buy gifts for the “woman” in his life, Meigh’d be wearing a Coach enamel bracelet because he can’t afford to buy her a Coach bag. Instead she wears a Guess necklace anyone can buy at JCPenney. But as someone said elsewhere, Ethan seemed to actually be in love with Faith or was good at pretending. He’s never even bothered to put on that façade with Meigh.

 

[Balthier]

I think that’s the only part of this that makes me actually annoyed. In Vegas it was one thing, because while he wasn’t doing a wide variety of things, he was still doing something Vegas was well known for. I’ll make fun of him for being a gambling addict, but I’ll concede that’s not a terrible reason to go.

Of all the things to do in Portugal, the only thing I’ve heard him doing that’s actually something Portugal is known for is getting seafood... and even then, only okay looking seafood. The sheer waste at doing this to, at best, try and own Warski is... baffling. I said I was annoyed, but I honestly think I’m more confused than anything else. But... sure, go ahead Ralph?

Ralph is just like all the people who go to new and amazing destinations just to take pictures for social media. Instead of actually living that moment and taking in what you're seeing, you gotta snap some soy face thumbs up pictures in front of it instead. Make sure that one will get the Farms goat! It's so sad and empty. Snapping some pictures to remember the experience is one thing but taking them for the sole reason of flexing online to people who hate you is shallow and pathetic. It doesn't even annoy me, it just shows how he can't enjoy any human experience without trying to spite someone or stamp down his own self-hatred and insecurities by owning the haters. Even the acts of getting engaged and bringing life into the world are all ego flexes. He could have been there to see his son take his first breaths but instead he shit all over his baby mama and joked about a reroll child. Ralph can pretend he's living it up but I've rarely seen such a depressing display.

 

[TakeSoma]

He has a local "supporter" with him apparently, so he probably doesn't need to practice his castellano.

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So, I've heard Dick's stream and Sergio is actually Spanish - from "Northeastern Spain", so probably a Galician - someone we Portuguese still love and recognize as brothers. Still, fuck you Ralph, no one in Portugal cares about your gunt or stupid antics (we love horses though, May is more than welcome).

 

[AnOminous]

The sheer waste at doing this to, at best, try and own Warski is... baffling.

It makes sense in the context of RAAAAALPH being not just white trash, but an autistic retard, too.

Ralph is just like all the people who go to new and amazing destinations just to take pictures for social media. Instead of actually living that moment and taking in what you're seeing, you gotta snap some soy face thumbs up pictures in front of it instead.

And being Ralph it's a fucking cheeseburger and the gourmand meal is a bowl of Portugese semen with a couple shrimp in it. Has Ralph even personally interacted with another human yet? A tiny five foot tall manlet, eating food, that's literally all he's done.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

You look at this shit and try to explain it then
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Why the fuck is it filled with ice?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Why the fuck is it filled with ice?

Shrimp cocktails are usually chilled.

 

[Herpes Complex]

Why the fuck is it filled with ice?

Because Salmonella is a terrible chaser.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Shrimp cocktails are usually chilled.

Because Salmonella is a terrible chaser.

Over here in Ireland we serve it with wheaten bread and salad and it rarely costs over 6 0r 7 £/€.
4 shrimp a bit of sauce, a slice of lemon and some ice in a fancy glass for €10? LOL don't give a fuck what anyone says but that is daylight robbery.

 

[CryptoHermit]

Over here in Ireland we serve it with wheaten bread and salad and it rarely costs over 6 0r 7 £/€.
4 shrimp a bit of sauce, a slice of lemon and some ice in a fancy glass for €10? LOL don't give a fuck what anyone says but that is daylight robbery.

Maybe in Dublin City that's normal lol

 

[John Andrews Stan]

4 shrimp a bit of sauce, a slice of lemon and some ice in a fancy glass for €10? LOL don't give a fuck what anyone says but that is daylight robbery.

The worst part is it’s clearly frozen shrimp, not fresh. That shit got flown in from China or Vietnam and Ralph is paying Vegas prices for it to pwn us all. Hurts so bad to see him wasting money he doesn’t have! Sure hope he doesn’t keep doing it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The worst part is it’s clearly frozen shrimp, not fresh. That shit got flown in from China or Vietnam and Ralph is paying Vegas prices for it to pwn us all. Hurts so bad to see him wasting money he doesn’t have! Sure hope he doesn’t keep doing it.

Where I live those would be used for bait to catch a real meal. Those are too smal to be served that way. Maybe in a gumbo.

 

[AnOminous]

Why the fuck is it filled with ice?

Who cares? It's just utterly vile to look at, much less to think about.

This is what you get as a fat pig American, banned from anywhere else because you are a vaxless plague rat, eating FOREVER ALONE because you are such an insane dick you think this is somehow owning a retard like Warski.

Genuinely pathetic.

Die, Ralph! Die and improve the American race! Even ghetto groids are a net benefit compared to you.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph prove that Santiago is not your paid escort twink by doing something manly like arguing with an African pimp, or lick a cop’s face or go get your nads waxed together. Do Something that’s not eating or Internet based.

 

[BigThaiGreenCurry]

Imagine finally leaving Amerimutt lands, and not doing anything to expand your understanding of other cultures/people.

Instead you consume American food, and call in to a pedo's podcast.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being a midget. Imagine being fat! Imagine everyone looking at you can see that you are a disgusting fat midget murrican. Imagine your vaxless ass being chased from place to place until the only vile establishments willing to admit you refused to serve you anything other than a bowl of sperm with like three shrimp in it and, of course, Burger Midget, I mean King.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine being a midget. Imagine being fat! Imagine everyone looking at you can see that you are a disgusting fat midget murrican. Imagine your vaxless ass being chased from place to place until the only vile establishments willing to admit you refused to serve you anything other than a bowl of sperm with like three shrimp in it and, of course, Burger Midget, I mean King.

When forced to choose between €92 sperm shrimp and cuddling with this for free, Ethan chose the former. Hard not to blame him tbh.

 

[Watamelon]

So, I've heard Dick's stream and Sergio is actually Spanish - from "Northeastern Spain", so probably a Galician - someone we Portuguese still love and recognize as brothers. Still, fuck you Ralph, no one in Portugal cares about your gunt or stupid antics (we love horses though, May is more than welcome).

Hopefully he's actually Basque and he's gonna go full Batasuno on the Gunt.

I've been to Portugal several times and it really is a shame that he's not taking advantage of such a trip and enjoying all the historical bits the country has. But oh well, it's Guntie.

 

[Logistical Nightmare]

When forced to choose between €92 sperm shrimp and cuddling with this for free, Ethan chose the former. Hard not to blame him tbh.

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That’s really rude to that package of pampers diapers. I’m sure it’s an excellent cuddler.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Dick explains his injury. He was walking the dog and he fell off a curb, He blames it on how ignorant women are against prostitution because of his Killstream debate. I spot checked it and I didn't hear Ralph, but Gator was on discussing anime and Jim's room.

Sure, his injury was totally the reason he couldn’t go to Lisbon with his BFF Ralph. He “rolled” his ankle. LMAO. I wonder if he pulled out an old ace bandage and crutches for a selfie to really sell it to the Gunt.

It’s kind of weird how Dick publically stans for douchebags - Ralph, pedos, portabella…he was even Maddox’s head asslicker for years because he needed his fading e-fame. I guess Ralph will have to get his Manhattan attorney to sue Dick for ten million dollars before he’d have the balls to say anything bad about the Gunt.

Pity, and being pathetic, seems to be Ralph’s most effective tool with Dick tbh. I honestly think Ralph has suicide baited Dick.

I guess it’s good Dick canceled his (never going in the first place) Lisbon trip with Ralph via text or he would have to listen to dolphin-like weeping sounds.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lmao Ralph admitted he is renting a basement bedsit for this trip. Odds are he doesn’t even have his own bathroom, he’s sharing with dozens of other fleabags who got rejected by the local backpacker hostels: