Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

You guys really stop need to own Ralph by saying he’s staying somewhere shitty or that he’s gonna get raped and robbed by Gypsys. The humor is that he threw away probably $2000 to spite Andy. He abandoned the mother of his child at the drop of a hat to take this trip.

If Ralph gets robbed by Gypsies or gets beaten after they sell him baking soda and he bitches out -it’s icing on the cake-. Just let Ralph document himself being an irresponsible piece of shit.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

You guys really stop need to own Ralph by saying he’s staying somewhere shitty or that he’s gonna get raped and robbed by Gypsys. The humor is that he threw away probably $2000 to spite Andy. He abandoned the mother of his child at the drop of a hat to take this trip.

If Ralph gets robbed by Gypsies or gets beaten after they sell him baking soda and he bitches out -it’s icing on the cake-. Just let Ralph document himself being an irresponsible piece of shit.

If I wasn't worried about jinxing it I'd give odds that he tests positive before boarding the plane and has to quarantine somewhere even longer. Please please please let this happen.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You guys really stop need to own Ralph down by saying he’s staying somewhere shitty

By his own admission he’s staying in a windowless basement room where he can’t even get cell or internet access. It’s a “guesthouse,” which is Euro-speak for “Hope you like sharing a bathroom with strangers!” If he wants to flex about how much money he has, he can expect us to point and laugh when he’s staying in a budget basement. I’m sure it’s much nicer than his home, but that’s not saying much.

 

[zyclonPD]

Ethan Ralph is living in a stranger’s basement and eating sardines, pass the noose guys.

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Artists rendition of the Ralphamale currently winning in his basement abode with his sardines

 

[Herpes Complex]

You guys really stop need to own Ralph by saying he’s staying somewhere shitty or that he’s gonna get raped and robbed by Gypsys. The humor is that he threw away probably $2000 to spite Andy. He abandoned the mother of his child at the drop of a hat to take this trip.

If Ralph gets robbed by Gypsies or gets beaten after they sell him baking soda and he bitches out -it’s icing on the cake-. Just let Ralph document himself being an irresponsible piece of shit.

The whole point of this is to point and laugh at the trainwreck while hoping it gets larger.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Artists rendition of the Ralphamale currently winning in his basement abode with his sardines
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Ralph hasn’t lost weight and his basement bedsit doesn’t have a window.

 

[Fools Idol]

On the clip where Ralph's Portuguese friend talks to Dick. Sergio jokingly says he wishes Dick was there to do drugs and talk to hot European women with him. I think it was only a half joke as vacation with Ralph seems boring as it's mostly sitting in a hotel room while ralph seethes at Twitter and then going out to a restaurant.

Dick for all his faults at least knows how to have a good time, even if said good time is just being a drunken, drugged up hedonist. It's far better then sitting in a hotel room for a week.

How Ralph manages to make a hedonistic life style look so miserable is beyond me but he does.

 

[RollerGator]

It's a very womanly thing to snap a picture of your food before eating. Unless it's something you cooked yourself and want to show off. I immediately start eating when the food gets to my table.

 

[Cryptojew]

 

[Herpes Complex]

How Ralph manages to make a hedonistic life style look so miserable is beyond me but he does.

I'd call it monastic, but there's no faith or spiritualism practiced anywhere. I'd even consider it consumer sponsored suffering.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

To be fair I spent a college spring break in Florida shirtless (the gunt won’t be) on the beach with weather like that. Granted it was negative degrees F back home when we departed.

Central Portugal doesn't have the same climate as Florida though. It's going to be windy and overcast. No swimming either, the Atlantic can be cold as shit in peak summer, let alone January.

Why, ignore the fine food of Portugal and bullshit us all you couldn't get your hands on any and "had to eat at a Burger King". Horseshit. Dinoshit.

This shouldn't be understated. Multinational corporate chains like Burger King are the most stringent enforcers of vaxxports. In old Euro cities like Lisbon, there's no drivethrus either. If you walk in there looking to order out, they will stop you at the door and ask for a pass first. You'd be far better off looking at walk-in takeaways or street vendors (who don't have to ask for a passport) or a smaller establishment (who're more likely to bend the rules). He's just demonstrated that there's no shortage of those options.

He either ordered BK through Uber or something similar and then pretended he walked into the place for whatever reason, or he's vaxxed. In either case, he's a liar and has no taste.

Just out of curiosity, if it's a nice place why does the shrimp appetizer look so shit? It's rather pricey for something that looks like the person plating it couldn't be assed with the presentation in the slightest.

I can pretty much guarantee it's there for unadventurous Anglo tourists. I don't think Meds traditionally eat shrimp cocktails like that.

 

[The Demon]

Oh fuck man, I have high hopes Ralph manages to make the local news with his shenanigans.

- Portugal also has decriminalized narcotics, decriminalized prostitution, and a low age of consent.

uh oh.

Ages of consent in Europe - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

"Art 171 of the Portuguese Penal Code establishes the age of consent as 14, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, but Art 173 forbids sexual relations between adults and adolescents aged 14 to 16 if it can be said the adult took advantage of the adolescent's inexperience, and Art 172 limits it further, forbidding sexual relations with youth aged 16 to 18 by adults entrusted with their education or assistance."

i don't think fat has read the fine print. he probably saw this

and went OH BOY

 

[ChromaQuack]

Hate to say it because I find Ralph wretched as fuck, but most of you people on this site seething over a trip to a foreign country haven't seen natural sunlight nor touched foot to grass. Sure Ralph is a nigger brained and nigger rich retard that wastes money, but at least he has traveled and done "something" unlike some of the cataclysmic seething on these boards lol.

Yeah ok lmao.

 

[NynchLiggers]

How Ralph manages to make a hedonistic life style look so miserable is beyond me but he does.

It's mainly because of the context, but certain moments don't need it due to wiggerdom.

 

[Fools Idol]

I'd call it monastic, but there's no faith or spiritualism practiced anywhere. I'd even consider it consumer sponsored suffering.

If I had to guess I'd say it's because Ralph is a miserable person in himself and that manifests in everything he does. Think about how much enjoyment one can get from drugs, sex, food and vacations, now compere that to the pillstream, the sex tape, his trips to Vegas restaurants and finally this spite holiday.

Nothing about any of this is even resembles fun because it isn't and never was meant to be. Everything he dose is done to antagonize, humiliate and prove his superiority to others. But this level of malice to others is reflected in him and his actions.

This trip to Portugal is probably the best example of this to date. Ralph doesn't care about Portugal, he knows nothing about the county and has no real reason to be there other that to try piss Andy off.

Ralph has a constant need for self-validation (especially from his enemies) and low self-esteem if Aide to be believed anyway. Put simply Ralph is a self hating narcissist.

Ralph is a small man in every sense of the word.

 

[Retink]

Time to get a Rascal Ralph if some streets are too much of a challenge for you because they're a bit steep.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph's only vacation pictures are of things the Portuguese huck in his trough. As an American I wish we would stop this sort of behavior. I'm sure there's a cool building where people hit each other with swords is around there somewhere, Ralph.

Edit: Oh, look above, he's complaining about walking too. Not much better.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The whole point of this is to point and laugh at the trainwreck while hoping it gets larger.

Oh I’m aware, but it’s people being insanely petty about things when they don’t realize it’s only going to get worse. Overpriced food is typical of any vacation.

I’m waiting for Ralph to interact with actual Gypsys who smell an easy and dumb mark. Fuckers openly sell drugs and sell to foreigners with the intention of robbing them later.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph's only vacation pictures are of things the Portuguese huck in his trough. As an American I wish we would stop this sort of behavior. I'm sure there's a cool building where people hit each other with swords is around there somewhere, Ralph.

Edit: Oh, look above, he's complaining about walking too. Not much better.

Well the roads are really steep so by the time he gets up one, he's hungry and has to eat. Then he gets tired because he's full so he walks back down the hill to sleep.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Well the roads are really steep so by the time he gets up one, he's hungry and has to eat. Then he gets tired because he's full so he walks back down the hill to sleep.

Like some kind of urban legend.