Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Herpes Complex]

Lmao Ralph admitted he is renting a basement bedsit for this trip. Odds are he doesn’t even have his own bathroom, he’s sharing with dozens of other fleabags who got rejected by the local backpacker hostels:

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Fuck. You need to put real effort in to get hostels to turn you away.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Lmao Ralph admitted he is renting a basement bedsit for this trip. Odds are he doesn’t even have his own bathroom, he’s sharing with dozens of other fleabags who got rejected by the local backpacker hostels:

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That confirms he's a broke-dick. You can get a pretty nice hotel in Lisbon right now very cheap. Everywhere is desperate for tourists. Next he'll let slip that he flew there in the wheel-well of a FedEx plane.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Him referring to it as his “spot” rather than his villa, suite or hotel room — with no pictures of the view — should have been a dead giveaway. Living in someone else’s windowless sub-basement to own Warski, how will Andy ever recover from this?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph is just like all the people who go to new and amazing destinations just to take pictures for social media. Instead of actually living that moment and taking in what you're seeing, you gotta snap some soy face thumbs up pictures in front of it instead. Make sure that one will get the Farms goat! It's so sad and empty. Snapping some pictures to remember the experience is one thing but taking them for the sole reason of flexing online to people who hate you is shallow and pathetic. It doesn't even annoy me, it just shows how he can't enjoy any human experience without trying to spite someone or stamp down his own self-hatred and insecurities by owning the haters. Even the acts of getting engaged and bringing life into the world are all ego flexes. He could have been there to see his son take his first breaths but instead he shit all over his baby mama and joked about a reroll child. Ralph can pretend he's living it up but I've rarely seen such a depressing display.

While I agree wholeheartedly with the overall assessment, at least in this instance the food is actually worthy of remark. This is most likely simultaneously the tastiest and healthiest food Ralph will ever consume, so it probably does deserve a picture.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ethan Ralph is living in a stranger’s basement and eating sardines, pass the noose guys.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Lmao Ralph admitted he is renting a basement bedsit for this trip. Odds are he doesn’t even have his own bathroom, he’s sharing with dozens of other fleabags who got rejected by the local backpacker hostels:

Didn't Dick say he booked the room on his airbnb account? The even funnier possibility is Dick booked him a shit basement room cause it was cheap, knowing he wasn't going the whole time. Whatever the case may be, it's safe to assume Ralph is staying in an absolute shithole since he hasn't been posting pictures of the luxurious Ralphamale penthouse suite.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

So, I've heard Dick's stream and Sergio is actually Spanish - from "Northeastern Spain", so probably a Galician - someone we Portuguese still love and recognize as brothers. Still, fuck you Ralph, no one in Portugal cares about your gunt or stupid antics (we love horses though, May is more than welcome).

Galicia is to the northwest, northeast are basques and catalans who speak different languages. My guess he's from Aragon.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Didn't Dick say he booked the room on his airbnb account? The even funnier possibility is Dick booked him a shit basement room cause it was cheap, knowing he wasn't going the whole time.

RIP Dax Herrera’s AirBNB rating. Couldn’t happen to a nicer aspiring tranny and pedo shielder.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Did he take his wife or whatever than woman is to him? If so, why? Portugal has "talho de carne de cavalo". There are better ways to get rid of her Ralph.

 

[TakeSoma]

Galicia is to the northwest, northeast are basques and catalans who speak different languages. My guess he's from Aragon.

You're absolutely correct, I've messed that up. But whatever, anything other than Castilians we're OK with, specially Galicians and Catalans.

 

[3-2-1836]

tl;dr this thread: Ethan Ralph blew a bunch of money to eat a bowl of jizzum with a couple shrimp in it and a hamburger. The end.

He's too lazy to even take pictures showing o

Portugal broke away from Leon and then hijacked one of the crusades to help them capture Lisbon back from the muslims (topically enough a lot of anglos settled down in portugal after this) and I guess between their alliance with the Eternal Anglos and the wars against the rest of islamic held Iberia none of the other contenders were able to take them down.

Why is Galicia part of Spain then despite speaking Portuguese?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ethan Ralph is living in a stranger’s basement and eating sardines, pass the noose guys.

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I love how Ralph's win condition against the damn dirty ayyylawgs is not starving.

 

[not william stenchever]

Why is Galicia part of Spain then despite speaking Portuguese?

No idea. I only really have cursory knowledge of the history of the peninsula.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

Hate to say it because I find Ralph wretched as fuck, but most of you people on this site seething over a trip to a foreign country haven't seen natural sunlight nor touched foot to grass. Sure Ralph is a nigger brained and nigger rich retard that wastes money, but at least he has traveled and done "something" unlike some of the cataclysmic seething on these boards lol.

 

[Herpes Complex]

Ethan Ralph is living in a stranger’s basement and eating sardines, pass the noose guys.

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If this is winning, I'm terrified of what he thinks losing is.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

He's too lazy to even take pictures showing o

Why is Galicia part of Spain then despite speaking Portuguese?

Galicians speak Galician/Spanish

 

[TakeSoma]

Why is Galicia part of Spain then despite speaking Portuguese?

They don't. Actually they speak our original language, Galaico-Português. We speak a bastardized version of it (still about 92% mutual intelligibility).

RIP Dax Herrera’s AirBNB rating. Couldn’t happen to a nicer aspiring tranny and pedo shielder.

Ralph is staying here: https://www.booking.com/hotel/pt/pensao-praca-da-figueira.html

Not a top notch place, but a great location downtown.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph is staying here: https://www.booking.com/hotel/pt/pensao-praca-da-figueira.html

Not a top notch place, but a great location downtown.

I would stay there, fuck you're not going to be in your room asides from sleeping - or smashing hookers - so as long as it is comfy, clean and secure any additional cost is frivolous on this sort of trip.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I love how Ralph's win condition against the damn dirty ayyylawgs is not starving.

He's tweeted several dishes from that place. It looks like Tijuana street food.

And some hush puppies from Long John Silvers

 

[TakeSoma]

He's tweeted several dishes from that place. It looks like Tijuana street food.

He's probably eating at an esplanade. Our stupid Covid restrictions (like the vaxx certificates) only apply to eating inside a restaurant. If you're outside, it's fair game.

Btw, our boy is spending some serious cash. Those appetizers (our version of the Spanish tapas) aren't cheap.