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What the behemoth had to yammer about in this thrilling episode of "NOBODY CARES!"
Day 21: 491.6 - still working that weight you put on most recently, eh, Big Al?
"I just finished this journal. Took me 26 days to finish it!" Said with the pride of any 10 year old.
Oh, FFS, apparently Big Al has to correct those in the audience skeptical about her journaleeen that she does so journal, even to the point of putting more than one word on each page! "
LOL, sometimes she'll write about "what I did during the day...sometimes I'll narrowate what I did during the day..."
Never change, GrammarLynn, never change.
Emotions! Feeleens! The people in her life! (WTF would that be? Your personality drives everyone away eventually.)
Therapeudic! Thiings that have happened in the past!
OK, goddamn, we get it. Nobody gives a shit about the journaleeen you're so proud of, just like every other small thing in your universe - and let's face it, EVERY other thing in your universe is small compared to you. I skipped the rest of it (weight, muhmentalz,blah blah). Two fucking minutes of an eight minute video. RIVETING CONTENT.
Wow. A whale, wearing a tiny cape. It's exactly like a bunny wearing a tiny pancake except in no way at all.
More weighins.
493.6 - at least she's on brand.
494.0
496.6
Monotones her way through this, saying she "hasn't cared" but then also says the fact she can see herself gaining weight so rapidly "kinda scares" her. Make up your mind, bitch.
Says there's shit "in the near future" she's looking forward to, and she has to lose weight to do them. Hope you didn't plunk down any non-refundable deposits, Moneybags.
Big Al seems not to know the definition of futility. he rest of the vlog is supposedly (sure, Jan) what she ate; her goal is to stay "around" 1600. Yes, in the same way I am "around" the planet Mars, I'm certain.
Stupid hands somehow managed to tab and hit enter to post. Grr. Where was I?
Ah, right: wants to make Jan 24th the day she TRULY focused on this shit. You know. Like every other fucking time she's started some diet or goal at which she fails.
SpecificityLynn: "If you guys are wondering, this is a heating thing". Oh, so not a cape. My bad. She "kinda sorta fell, NO, it has nothing to do with my weight. People fall. Skinny people fall."
Yes, they do. They do not have another 550-600 fucking pounds coming down with them, you twat.
Rattles on about how she had to get up "has never been an issue before", referencing how she had to use her legs in the process, and how her layg is "extremely bruised", Pics or it didn't happen, fatty.
Oh my god. "This (the tiny cape) is actually my girlfriend's, because she has some shoulder (something) and she's letting me use it and I'm glad cause it feels good because it's a heating situation type deal." It's a fucking heating blanket. How can you not know "blanket" when you're always using one to cove your no pantsed fat ass?
On to the food:
Sodium filled lunchable - 910 mg of sodium, 380 cal - yes, nothing says "focus" like this shit
Salad kit, 140 cals
Pouring coffee for two. Hers is half full, wanted to try it with nothing but couldn't
Fucks up ramen by dumping tapatio into it; it is chicken flavor, has some extra real chicken she chopped up and dumped into it. More sodium. No calorie count. Great focus!
Jan 25th: 495.2 - is shocked - shocked, I say! - that only eating 1400 calories the day before didn't end with her losing all the weight she just put back on.
Having a "mid-day betrayal" - takes a sip that a two year old would take - "Rum by myself." Claims that nope, this is not about her gf. Sure, Jan. If you're going to adopt the "gf's" drinking personality, as you do, you're going to have to do better than those baby sips and pretend you're drunk. You're also going to have to start drinking actual run, not sugar water with a hint of rum. Ditto for those stupid seltzers. Drink some shots of plain liquor, loser. Claims she doesn't drink a lot and in the last six months, it's been, maybe six times, and we just happen to have been along for it. That declaration sounds about as true as her telling us she does so show everything she ate in one day on camera, haydurs.
Makes a stupid comment about meds and alcohol. Don't worry. You're barely drinking any of that sugar water, and at your weight, that is not enough alcohol to even make things fuzzy around the edges, Hoss.
Claims that twomonths ago, people were telling her she was glowing (yeah, no) and now she's a mess with greasy hair. Look, Big Al, we all knew how this was going to go. When your caretaker settled in, and everyone was comfy, you went back to the being the lazy waste of humanity you always have been.
She's trying to "take my meds..better". JFC, how difficult is it for you and your fucking muhmentalz that you're always whining at people about to stick to a goddamned schedule? I won't even go into you taking meds for fucking conditions you do not have, so if you're going to fucking own it, OWN IT, you lying POS.
Holds up a pink dildo. Awfully thick there, Big Al, who doesn't like penetrative sex.
Oh, my bad. It's yet another pill organizer. I will say that I think it's about as useful as a dildo to Big Al.
Makes another stupid comment about meds and alcohol.
Finis.
Day 21: 491.6 - still working that weight you put on most recently, eh, Big Al?
"I just finished this journal. Took me 26 days to finish it!" Said with the pride of any 10 year old.
Oh, FFS, apparently Big Al has to correct those in the audience skeptical about her journaleeen that she does so journal, even to the point of putting more than one word on each page! "
LOL, sometimes she'll write about "what I did during the day...sometimes I'll narrowate what I did during the day..."
Never change, GrammarLynn, never change.
Emotions! Feeleens! The people in her life! (WTF would that be? Your personality drives everyone away eventually.)
Therapeudic! Thiings that have happened in the past!
OK, goddamn, we get it. Nobody gives a shit about the journaleeen you're so proud of, just like every other small thing in your universe - and let's face it, EVERY other thing in your universe is small compared to you. I skipped the rest of it (weight, muhmentalz,blah blah). Two fucking minutes of an eight minute video. RIVETING CONTENT.
Wow. A whale, wearing a tiny cape. It's exactly like a bunny wearing a tiny pancake except in no way at all.
More weighins.
493.6 - at least she's on brand.
494.0
496.6
Monotones her way through this, saying she "hasn't cared" but then also says the fact she can see herself gaining weight so rapidly "kinda scares" her. Make up your mind, bitch.
Says there's shit "in the near future" she's looking forward to, and she has to lose weight to do them. Hope you didn't plunk down any non-refundable deposits, Moneybags.
Big Al seems not to know the definition of futility. he rest of the vlog is supposedly (sure, Jan) what she ate; her goal is to stay "around" 1600. Yes, in the same way I am "around" the planet Mars, I'm certain.
Stupid hands somehow managed to tab and hit enter to post. Grr. Where was I?
Ah, right: wants to make Jan 24th the day she TRULY focused on this shit. You know. Like every other fucking time she's started some diet or goal at which she fails.
SpecificityLynn: "If you guys are wondering, this is a heating thing". Oh, so not a cape. My bad. She "kinda sorta fell, NO, it has nothing to do with my weight. People fall. Skinny people fall."
Yes, they do. They do not have another 550-600 fucking pounds coming down with them, you twat.
Rattles on about how she had to get up "has never been an issue before", referencing how she had to use her legs in the process, and how her layg is "extremely bruised", Pics or it didn't happen, fatty.
Oh my god. "This (the tiny cape) is actually my girlfriend's, because she has some shoulder (something) and she's letting me use it and I'm glad cause it feels good because it's a heating situation type deal." It's a fucking heating blanket. How can you not know "blanket" when you're always using one to cove your no pantsed fat ass?
On to the food:
Sodium filled lunchable - 910 mg of sodium, 380 cal - yes, nothing says "focus" like this shit
Salad kit, 140 cals
Pouring coffee for two. Hers is half full, wanted to try it with nothing but couldn't
Fucks up ramen by dumping tapatio into it; it is chicken flavor, has some extra real chicken she chopped up and dumped into it. More sodium. No calorie count. Great focus!
Jan 25th: 495.2 - is shocked - shocked, I say! - that only eating 1400 calories the day before didn't end with her losing all the weight she just put back on.
Having a "mid-day betrayal" - takes a sip that a two year old would take - "Rum by myself." Claims that nope, this is not about her gf. Sure, Jan. If you're going to adopt the "gf's" drinking personality, as you do, you're going to have to do better than those baby sips and pretend you're drunk. You're also going to have to start drinking actual run, not sugar water with a hint of rum. Ditto for those stupid seltzers. Drink some shots of plain liquor, loser. Claims she doesn't drink a lot and in the last six months, it's been, maybe six times, and we just happen to have been along for it. That declaration sounds about as true as her telling us she does so show everything she ate in one day on camera, haydurs.
Makes a stupid comment about meds and alcohol. Don't worry. You're barely drinking any of that sugar water, and at your weight, that is not enough alcohol to even make things fuzzy around the edges, Hoss.
Claims that twomonths ago, people were telling her she was glowing (yeah, no) and now she's a mess with greasy hair. Look, Big Al, we all knew how this was going to go. When your caretaker settled in, and everyone was comfy, you went back to the being the lazy waste of humanity you always have been.
She's trying to "take my meds..better". JFC, how difficult is it for you and your fucking muhmentalz that you're always whining at people about to stick to a goddamned schedule? I won't even go into you taking meds for fucking conditions you do not have, so if you're going to fucking own it, OWN IT, you lying POS.
Holds up a pink dildo. Awfully thick there, Big Al, who doesn't like penetrative sex.
Oh, my bad. It's yet another pill organizer. I will say that I think it's about as useful as a dildo to Big Al.
Makes another stupid comment about meds and alcohol.
Finis.
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