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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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The store is closed. [A]
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They gave them all their remaining shirts.
:story:what the hell are reservation indians, during winter, going to do with 2-3 tubs of low quality tranny empowerment slogan t-shirts that even furries didn't buy?

Maybe they'll throw it into a cursed bonfire and wish the taxman upon them.
 
They gave them all their remaining shirts.
:story:what the hell are reservation indians, during winter, going to do with 2-3 tubs of low quality tranny empowerment slogan t-shirts that even furries didn't buy?

Maybe they'll throw it into a cursed bonfire and wish the taxman upon them.
They gave them their yarn, they gave them their shirts. The registered as an LLC and then a charity and now they're offloading all of their stock unsold, a mostly new tractor and they've begun the grift eternal. I think they're trying to close out the ranch but they don't want to say so yet because then the hipster welfare will stop coming in.
 
It has been said before, but one of the reasons I like this thread is because we give the Trancher's real, practical advice on how to run their schemes legitimately. Guns? Check. Land use? Check. Ranching in Colorado? Check. Non-Profit organization? Check. Charity Giving? Check.

But yet, no matter what advice we give....they still fuck up. It's like they don't really want this to succeed. Or they think we're all suckers.
 
It has been said before, but one of the reasons I like this thread is because we give the Trancher's real, practical advice on how to run their schemes legitimately. Guns? Check. Land use? Check. Ranching in Colorado? Check. Non-Profit organization? Check. Charity Giving? Check.

But yet, no matter what advice we give....they still fuck up. It's like they don't really want this to succeed. Or they think we're all suckers.
They should just give up at this point and let Kiwifarms run the show.
 
It's because even to those sympathetic to theoretical trans people, the residents of the TUR are very real unsympathetic people. They're unlikable and fairly transparently greedy. So they need a sympathetic patsy to cover for their grift. A lot of y'all haven't seen fraud before and it really shows. It's a complicated balancing act. Even with the most straightforward, well-run schemes you're spinning several plates on sticks. Make it more complicated? Add a plate. Make a mistake? Add another. Strain credulity a bit too much? Add another, and so on.

Even people that are good at balancing their current actions with long term consequences fuck this up all the damn time. Do you think that description applies to anyone on the Tranch? Making fat stacks off of other's plight is old hat. Some wikipedia article inspired their scheme that likely went no further than googling notable tribes and establishing the go fund me. The plan was unclear and the ask was too high. They're trying to roll it back to a balance point they are unlikely to ever hit. They may even be so exceptional that they don't realize they're tapdancing around a line for felonious behavior.
So do you think it has been a scam from the start, or since they made some real cash thanks to the Earl larping?
 
So do you think it has been a scam from the start, or since they made some real cash thanks to the Earl larping?
The most complicated this tribal bullshit might be is that they have a friend who is a member that would be in on the grift too. Barring that I would bet the farm on this being a scheme from the start. Earl likely is too.
 
It has been said before, but one of the reasons I like this thread is because we give the Trancher's real, practical advice on how to run their schemes legitimately. Guns? Check. Land use? Check. Ranching in Colorado? Check. Non-Profit organization? Check. Charity Giving? Check.

But yet, no matter what advice we give....they still fuck up. It's like they don't really want this to succeed. Or they think we're all suckers.
I love this thread not only because of the drama (think the True Love arc between Bonnie and Alyssa), but also because y’all teach me so damn much. I have learned about guns, farming, animal care, non-profits, cars, and of course a good healthy dose of troonism and fetish content analysis.
 
Michael is right though. I knit (and sew). Knitting quality items that actually keeps a person warm requires a smaller stitch and quality yarn. It's expensive, both for the yarn and labor. Hats and scarves might be okay, but gloves are tedious to knit, especially in childrens' sizes. Plus, they will get wet in the snow. They would be better off buying insulated, waterproof gloves in large quantities at REI or something. I know these assholes don't care about the amount of waste and energy it takes to ship the dozens of boxes from their maker's homes to the tranch, then packed up in the tranny truck, then driven to South Dakota, but it upsets me a bit. Seeing their hallway lined with Amazon boxes was sickening.
The Amazon box issue bothered me more than it should have. I was running a small project a few years back that necessitated the delivery of a lot of amazon stuff: unfortunately, for boring reasons I won't go into, that was the only way it could be done at the time. I'm sure most people know that Amazon packaging is wasteful as fuck. I swear they put matchbook-sized objects in fridge-sized boxes just for the lulz sometimes. But worse is getting rid of the packaging. Flattening every single box, trying to fit it in the recycling/however else you are going to dispose of it, hauling it out there, realizing there's no more room for the packaging in your bin of choice and having to store it somewhere until the next pickup... it's not difficult work, but it's annoying, and why would you unnecessarily foist that on the people you are supposedly helping. Maybe I'm just petty and hate packaging more than most people.
 
That was one of the things that irked me, the entire time they were pulling out boxes and stacking them in this strangers garage, all I could imagine was having to unpack all that shit (that may not even be anything worth the effort to this fellow) and then having to break them all down and have a mountain of boxes and packing tissue to have to carry to the curb in multiple trips for trash day. It’s almost as obnoxious as just having these faggots near you. Unfortunately this dude had to experience both.

I hope he sheds a single tear as he sees all the wasted cardboard tossed upon his land.
 
The store is closed. [A]
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Which of you jokers wrote this shit (or if it was Penny, hello!) [1], [2] :story:
Ha, fuck you Penny. I'd be surprised if anyone could be assed to be defensive for him, but troons have ample time to be online so it's possible.
WHY DID YOU GIVE THEM YOUR SHITTY ANARCHY ALPACA SHIRTS LMAO IM DYING
I'm sure a few parents will look at that shit and go "lmao you're not wearing that retard shit you better respect the reservation gov" as well as adults who aren't terminally online looking at that shit and going "jesus christ these people are insufferable". There are plenty of Natives who hate the US government but they just want to govern themselves, not smash all forms and get screwed by invaders to their land again. They're poor, not retarded.

I hope Penny doesn't think he can indoctrinate anyone this way. Not when you look this retarded.
Focussing on the Oglala Lakota as a means of grifting is going to dilute and ultimately destroy the whole point of the tranch, which is providing a supposed safe space for queer and trans folk.
I wonder if they're thinking that if they show off how charitable they are that they'll cover their ass on how unsuccessful they are elsewhere, from business to troon charity to self sufficiency. Phil does a lot of compensating for a woman.

I don't understand why they are fixated on the Oglala Lakota. Seems odd, is all.
My guess? It's them covering their ass for all the times they shat online to the woke crowd. All of them being white settlers aside from one brown ftm (especially now that Bonnie isn't their token Latin) doesn't make them look good, and that fiasco with the Christian coffee shop is certainly something. It's probably the most comfortable tribe PenPen is donating to due to his family friends.

I'm still wondering what they brought back.
I'm sure they stopped somewhere and picked up 50lbs of weed or whatever. Them asking for narcan and wads of cash is still suspicious though.

Otherwise they probably brought back retarded souvenirs.

They should just give up at this point and let Kiwifarms run the show.
Null is already struggling to keep the site afloat, don't force him to tend to alpacas and retards irl. :(
 
He already has experience with banana peppers, surely alpacas are the next step for the irl kiwi farms?
True, but how will he raise the serfs?

I think he should appoint irl mods to fuck with them instead and reap the benefits from his place. The rest of us could decide how the property is used with a bit of democracy with an executive council of jannies to decider how to go from there. Or insurance fraud and collect the money for the farms.
 
I thought for a minute they might decide to rent a box truck for the next run, but then I remembered it's the Tranch.

I'm still wondering what they brought back.
There has to be something, doesn’t there? It’s like the charity efforts are as much aimed towards finding excuses to do that drive as anything else.
Why? It can’t be a fun trip to do regularly.

Here’s my guess: they can no longer find or afford to buy hay for the alpaca locally, so the farm of mom and pop is providing.
 
They gave them their yarn, they gave them their shirts. The registered as an LLC and then a charity and now they're offloading all of their stock unsold, a mostly new tractor and they've begun the grift eternal. I think they're trying to close out the ranch but they don't want to say so yet because then the hipster welfare will stop coming in.
This being an exit strategy is a good shout. We were observing before that since Bonnie left, their grifts have been struggling, the atmosphere on the tranch has probably become horrible and Penny's sort of stuck - he's not liable for the mortgage but he does need money to actually leave and move somewhere else, since he's no doubt exhausted his savings (and he'll basically need to support Kevin - if you ditch Kevin on a failing ranch, Kevin's probably just going to die there). If this is his plan that might want to keep it quiet since it would, by necessity, involve fucking over Sky (who we note has apparently not been participating in the project).

It does explain why the Lakota grift seemingly came out of nowhere. I mean Penny said it had been in the pipeline for "over a year" but there's really no evidence of that and the reservation clearly wasn't expecting them, and why they're now improvising with things like "knit for the Indians" or "let's bring them firewood".
So do you think it has been a scam from the start, or since they made some real cash thanks to the Earl larping?
In terms of the Tranch itself? No, I don't think it was a scam at the start. The early Tranch when it was just him and his polycule (and Kevin actually did work) was semi-functional; I don't think he turned a profit but was basically living semi-off grid dipping into his savings and having a nice enough time larping as a homesteader.

When Bonnie came along suggesting they pool resources to buy a bigger ranch and start some sort of ranching operation Penny probably was optimistic - and as retarded as they all are, plenty of people fell for alpacas as livestock (hence why the alpaca bubble was a thing). He may have genuinely thought they could make money from alpaca wool and create a rural transgender community, and didn't give operational costs, pasture capacity or capital outlay enough thought, because he had no experience with running a ranch. When things got a bit rocky they started crowdsourcing "just to get off the ground" or "just to cover emergency costs".

Eventually they became reliant on the crowdsourcing and that's when it warped into a grift, along with suddenly becoming a charity on top of a ranch. The Lakota stuff is almost certainly part-grift and part Penny wanting to be a respected community leader - he certainly thought he'd be greeted with smiles and gratitude (or else Kevin wouldn't have been filming).

Basically he's a sad, desperate man who wants to feel like he's making a positive impact on the world and be looked up to and admired, but is too inept to actually achieve that and has to rely on scamming to make ends meet.
You don't need narcan if you're taking prescribed opiods at a known dose. Someone on the tranch is a smackrat.
I think the Kevin thread surmised it's probably Jen who's the smackhead (perhaps he's struggling to cope as the population of the tranch dwindles and he has less human shit to snack on).
 
What are the odds of Penny just leaving Kevin in a cardboard box on the side of the road with "FREE TO A GOOD HOME" painted on the side? Or will he go the less humane "bag in the river" route?
Penny doesn't own the tractor needed to drag him into the river. The bag is unneeded though, Kevin is heavy enough to sink no matter how hard he swims.
 
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