Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

How well is the combat this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 46 6.6%
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ A well planned strike with few faults

    Votes: 45 6.5%
  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 292 42.1%
  • ⭐⭐ Worse than expected

    Votes: 269 38.8%
  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 42 6.1%

  • Total voters
    694
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Humble reminder that warmongering is a retarded practice and we all get fucked if another war will wage.
Thus, buckle up for a boney ride, kids!
While true, it would make for great thread content. If it's possible it would be interesting to poll what people on here think will happen if a skirmish happened (and if they think a skirmish will happen at all). I personally am expecting the U.S. to force Russia's hand and for a fight to ensue, but maybe these heads of state are more bitchmade than I give them credit for.

It’s fucking kiwi farms. All the “info” found is from illegitimate no name sources that, as much as I cringe when I say it, is “fake news”
Similar to a 4chan happening thread, it's about the experience of shooting the shit with your fellow kiwis :feels:.
 
I was hoping for some updates about the sitatuions or at least, some good information, but so far, this thread have been absoulte cancer.
Here's what's certain:

Russkies are keeping a lot of military units near Ukrainian border.
Lukashenko is bringing his troops to Belarusian-Ukrainian border.
Embassies are evacuating their families.

The rest remains to be seen.
 
Oh they will alright. Mark my word, if they have got a dogwhistle to act, they will.

Russkies are keeping a lot of military units near Ukrainian border.
Listen, as tempting as you, good fella, want this to be a sign of invasion, it have literally zero positive value to touch anything behind Russia - Ukraine border. Well except for exchange in females from both sides for sexual intercourse, but eh, why would we both do that anyway...

Lukashenko is bringing his troops to Belarusian-Ukrainian border.
As if Batzka don't have his own problems...

Embassies are evacuating their families.
But not every single person that works in embassies. Now that's suspicious.
 
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Listen, as tempting as you, good fella, want this to be a sign of invasion, it have literally zero positive value to touch anything behind Russia - Ukraine border. Well except for exchange in females from both sides for sexual intercourse, but eh, why would we both do that anyway...
Sure, I guess 100 thousand russkies are just having a picnic. No reason whatsoever for it, mhm.

https://www.mk.ru/incident/2022/01/...a-v-voronezhe-byla-ukrainskaya-diversiya.html

Russians now, very conveniently, announced that an explosion in Voronezh was the handiwork of Ukrainian saboteurs.
The joke about "Bombing Voronezh" is no longer a joke.
 
Sure, I guess 100 thousand russkies are just having a picnic. No reason whatsoever for it, mhm.

https://www.mk.ru/incident/2022/01/...a-v-voronezhe-byla-ukrainskaya-diversiya.html

Russians now, very conveniently, announced that an explosion in Voronezh was the handiwork of Ukrainian saboteurs.
The joke about "Bombing Voronezh" is no longer a joke.
Can you at least post links with google translate attached? Not everyone here is a self-hating Russian/Latvian willing to read web2.0 internal consumption only webpages. Maybe like this?
 
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Meanwhile in the real world it's EU suing Russia for economic damages of 290 billion euros.

Lol, that's awesome, Russian oligharchs worked so hard to pump money every each way they could and now that all their cash is in EU, euro-beaurocracy is going to hound their ass for reparations. How is Vlad working out for you?


Yeah, ... "parasite countries like Latvia and Estonia", dumb Moldovans who can't open a jar of pickles, stupid Finns, idiot hohol jokes ... and then russians are surprised that every single russian neighbor hate their guts. Russian imperial frame of mind is that everyone is an idiot until they burn the moscow down, then it's rusophobia and everyone is abusing russian speaking infants.


1891, Russia exports millions tons of bread, meanwhile their peasants starve while Tsar denies anything is wrong. Americans literally send humanitarian help, as depicted in Aivasovksy painting:
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1920s, after glorious war between Nicky and his cousin Willy, Ivans are staving again. Bolshevicks export gold and bread, everything fine. EU and US is back feeding these niggers.

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1990, Ivans finally broke communism and are hungry again:

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You Russians are worse than niggers. Can you stop playing with nukes and just get your country together so you don't fucking starve again? You have no problem kneeling and bowing to "soldiers of NATO" who bringing food when your ass is starving, then once you ate your grab your guns and head out to teach your dumb neighbors how to live their lives. This cycle is just keep repeating.



As to schizo Vlad ... imagine you had a gas station on the edge of town with cheap gas. Except that owner is schizoid and once in a while raises his price because he doesn't like a bumpersticker on your car, or how you dress, and sometimes he won't sell you gas at all. This is basically Russia, except periodically they drive out to your house, scream obscenities and demand that you buy their shit at gun point. Fuck this shit. I'd rather fill up at another gas station and avoid this idiot like plague.
 
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