Meanwhile in the real world it's
EU suing Russia for economic damages of 290 billion euros.
Lol, that's awesome, Russian oligharchs worked so hard to pump money every each way they could and now that all their cash is in EU, euro-beaurocracy is going to hound their ass for reparations. How is Vlad working out for you?
Yeah, ... "parasite countries like Latvia and Estonia", dumb Moldovans who can't open a jar of pickles, stupid Finns, idiot hohol jokes ... and then russians are surprised that every single russian neighbor hate their guts. Russian imperial frame of mind is that everyone is an idiot until they burn the moscow down, then it's rusophobia and everyone is abusing russian speaking infants.
1891, Russia exports millions tons of bread, meanwhile their peasants starve while Tsar denies anything is wrong. Americans literally send humanitarian help, as depicted in Aivasovksy painting:
1920s, after glorious war between Nicky and his cousin Willy, Ivans are staving again. Bolshevicks export gold and bread, everything fine. EU and US is back feeding these niggers.
1990, Ivans finally broke communism and are hungry again:
You Russians are worse than niggers. Can you stop playing with nukes and just get your country together so you don't fucking starve again? You have no problem kneeling and bowing to "soldiers of NATO" who bringing food when your ass is starving, then once you ate your grab your guns and head out to teach your dumb neighbors how to live their lives. This cycle is just keep repeating.
As to schizo Vlad ... imagine you had a gas station on the edge of town with cheap gas. Except that owner is schizoid and once in a while raises his price because he doesn't like a bumpersticker on your car, or how you dress, and sometimes he won't sell you gas at all. This is basically Russia, except periodically they drive out to your house, scream obscenities and demand that you buy their shit at gun point. Fuck this shit. I'd rather fill up at another gas station and avoid this idiot like plague.