salmonellajack
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How do they afford two dogs, rent, bills, food and at least one car?
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Love that Jack makes sure to inform his followers that his meat is gonna be real meat and he's splitting a fast food salad; most of which are just as bad as eating a greasy burger.
Why would you want any of his shitty sauces? Real reviews describes them as overly sweet, goopy and ruin the flavor of the meat from being overpowering. I'd rather slather my food in Open Pit than dab a dollop of Jack syrupy sauces on a single tendie.
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That's just zoomers making a fad out of /cock/'s famous NyQuil chicken from nearly five years ago.
Man, I still miss some of those merged boards.
Dondeld Dock
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I would have given it to my friend as a "gift" but considering the expenses it's really not worth it. Not for even a few laughs.
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If you want to have a laugh at someone's expense just show him Jack's raw chicken video; that's comedy everyone can enjoy.
Also Jack most certainly jacked up the price because no one buys the shit; he had to buy a bunch back from some places, if I recall correctly, and now there's boxes of it just wasting in the garage. He wants to recoup it by jacking up the prices instead of lowering it to push product because he's as bad at business as he is cooking.
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Jack Jr continues the Scalfani family tradition of milking Tammy for all she is worth.
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Just get off of Facebook then.
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It's not complicated; he's just suffering from mushbrain.
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When are the livestreams coming back? I want free Chinese pots and pans.
Aaway
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probably never
he did that one on his personal FB a few weeks ago and (surprise) there were only 8 or 9 viewers, one of which was paul, so he figures why even do them if no one is going to watch. he's obviously scared to do them in the FB group because he knows there's trolls in there, even though he claimed he would do one there soon. not to mention his repeated claims of how he was going to start doing live streams again as part of his "new years resolution" for the channel
fatty's channel is as dead as his arm and he refuses to do even the smallest things to engage his audience because he's scared of people saying mean things about him
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This book was posted in the Anna thread, but I think it might be a better fit for Jack
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salmonellajack
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Why does a morbidly obese diabetic have 6 large bags of chocolate?
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Just because they're sugar free doesn't mean a whole package is a single serving. Jack probably has loads of diarrhea from all the artificial sweeteners he thinks count as keto passes.
Jack thinks "No sugar added" means "Sugar free"
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Jack's not bringing back livestreams because he has to take twenty sit breaks and he prefers editing those out.
Also eating at Buffalo Wild Wings for his burger war is pretty white trash. That's a shitty chain restaurant, not a out of the way diner or greasy spoon.
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What do we reckon? Will he just eat handfuls of them for the taste test or put them in some monkfruit cookies? Also, that is $30 of chocolate chips right there.
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30$ and too damn many; what kind of fat fuck buys all the flavo-ooooh, nevermind.