Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,621 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,521
Even "clickbait" has no effort. I skipped around the archive and it's just constant dead air. There's no rhyme or reason and no topic. People tune in to vlogs because there's a theme OR, now this is a big one. If you're interesting. Chantal is interesting because she is a wreck as is Nick, heck even DSP and Eugenia. They live in a state of cognitive dissonance where nothing makes absolutely no sense.

Amber seemingly changed over the last 18 months and I think it's due to living on her own. She lost any conflict personally in her life which made her lose any kind of drive. I truly think losing Destiny, Eric, and Ricky really cost her sanity, you can even see the personality change with them around. Even Becky was interesting because she was trying to prove her love to her to the viewer. Now though because Jade lives behind cover, it's created a disconnect and a vlog is essentially a recording of your daily life.

If you are recording it but censoring it, it's not really real and feels fake. There is no progression and thus feels like limbo because everything is so fake. You can see in other vloggers some personal growth, like buying a house or marriage but in Amber's case nothing.

She is losing viewers because no one is interested in purgatory, hence why people leave. Lolcows have a very fickle shelf life as it is and Amber failed to realize there needs to be some change over time. I have a funny feeling why Jade is called Wifey to simulate a goal that most vloggers obtain naturally.

To quote a bitch "You can't make wifey happen, it's not going to happen!" It's true though you cannot force a meme and think your audience will accept it. Memes are created through endearment mostly, or relatability. Amber's life is not relatable, There is no struggle, Amber's fall is interesting because it is happening so slowly in real-time and there aren't many cows here that actually happens to. It's usually very instantaneous and I think that is why people are interested.

Also FAT.
 
Callie has been receiving messages from amber(i don't watch her videos all the way through, they are so unbearable) about AF whatever whatever. She reached out to Callie to provide receipts that weren't receipts. Anyways Callie was believing amber until AF came out with the emails. and these are the messages amber Lynn sent to Callie.
View attachment 2921007View attachment 2921005
i think the betrayal amberlynn is talking about is callie not believing her



also this video was a borefest
also she probably fell cause of her weight, cause she immediately said it wasn't cause of her weight, its giving liarlynn
also i don't think she can get drunk too fat
and she should show the bruise on her laygs

Amber is kind of notorious for ignoring reaction channels, leaving her comments up, and proudly displaying her thumbs up and thumbs down. If she's at the point where she's actually communicating to reaction channels.... babe must be really hurting for money.
She must be broke as fuck forreal
 
This vlog is again a rehash of old ideas. Nothing new.

She is still eating over 5,000 calories a day. Forget about her saying that she is aiming at 1,600 calories per day; they are all for show. She is really not on a diet. She wants to lose weight only if it is not too inconvenient. It was a good idea for her to cancel the bariatric surgeon. No point in wasting the time of a very busy surgeon for a procedure she is not really interested in if it involves eating less.

What is the deal with her bout journalling? She is a 31-year-old woman. Most women were have done with that phase when they reach university. She must have an incredibly boring life if this is her highlight on the day.

It is tiresome to hear her talking about her mental issues while doing absolutely nothing about these said mental issues. They are just convenient plot points in case she needs to explain why she fails all the time.

The movement of the bottle when she takes a swig lets me believe the bottle is empty. She is trying to show that she also can be an alcoholic.

She said that she fell and her leg and back hurt. The fact that she does not think that it has anything to do with her weight tells us volume how she perceives herself. She is not really looking to lose weight; she likes to way she looks. Then, why wear a neck cozy? It must be to make us feel sorry for her.

Anytime she shows us her meals, it is performance art. This is not what she eats or only what she eats.

Unless contraindicated, most medications can be taken if you have a small amount of alcohol. Again, she is saying this for us to feel sorry for her. She has always been non-compliant with her medications. This is far more damaging than drinking a bit of this run cocktail.
 
What is the deal with her bout journalling? She is a 31-year-old woman. Most women were have done with that phase when they reach university. She must have an incredibly boring life if this is her highlight on the day
Oh the irony that your journal is supposed to be a collection of the highlights of your day/year/life yet Amber performing the act of journalling is the highlight of her day.

"Dear diary. Today I wrote in my diary."
 
Bulimia nervosa - How perfect for Hamber! Another medical issue our gorl can front and center for pity points!
View attachment 2922310
Honestly bulimia would probably be healthier for her than what she's doing now. The only real issue I can see is that she's too huge to bend over or kneel in front of a toilet. Think about it Hamber, you'd get to enjoy all the Cheesecake Factory orange chicken you want without the pesky weight gain, all for the low price of hair loss and fucked up teeth!
 
Resident bulimic here lmao honestly bulimia would probably be healthier for her than what she's doing now. The only real issue I can see is that she's too huge to bend over or kneel in front of a toilet. Think about it Hamber, you'd get to enjoy all the Cheesecake Factory orange chicken you want without the pesky weight gain, all for the low price of hair loss and fucked up teeth!

Christ, are you STILL bulimic? Get help, please. Amber would never be bulimic. She eats to feel full. She would sooner claim a bevy of illnesses and made-up diagnosies before she purges.

Remember that this fat fuck took medication to stop eating and she still shoveled down pizza like it barely affected her.
 
Last edited:
Honestly bulimia would probably be healthier for her than what she's doing now. The only real issue I can see is that she's too huge to bend over or kneel in front of a toilet. Think about it Hamber, you'd get to enjoy all the Cheesecake Factory orange chicken you want without the pesky weight gain, all for the low price of hair loss and fucked up teeth!
you should never kneel in front of the toilet to vom you'll bunch your guts up like the dead dog in marley and me. lean over like a good gorl.

amber pretending to take pills with alcohol to try and get crackhead views like chantal is a new low. it's not even funny it's just re.tarded. 0/10 didn't watch.
 
Amber has never been a real drinker - when she DID drink via Destiny era, she was drinking similar super sugary and barely alcoholic beverages like Malibu or wine coolers or whatever - but if she was really trying to hide Wipey (she's been doing a shit job about it from the beginning. We been knew gorl), she's certainly doing a shit job of it because she's been on camera drinking for months now. I thought you didn't need to drink to have fun, hun?

Also she's always been cavalier with her health but if I had recurring kidney/bladder infections like she claim she did, the LAST thing I'd be doing is drinking fucking Malibu.
 
Mobile fag here so no archive but she put this on her Snapchat story about an hour ago.

Seems she's doing this shit again for ass pats "no Amber don't cut your beautiful long hair!"
No cut it, it's dead, it stinks and you don't look after it enough.

Also how many filters?
Screenshot_20220126-184032_Snapchat.jpg
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Amber has never been a real drinker - when she DID drink via Destiny era, she was drinking similar super sugary and barely alcoholic beverages like Malibu or wine coolers or whatever - but if she was really trying to hide Wipey (she's been doing a shit job about it from the beginning. We been knew gorl), she's certainly doing a shit job of it because she's been on camera drinking for months now. I thought you didn't need to drink to have fun, hun?

Also she's always been cavalier with her health but if I had recurring kidney/bladder infections like she claim she did, the LAST thing I'd be doing is drinking fucking Malibu.
I drank Malibu when I was about 15 getting guys to sneak it out into the beer garden. Bought some at Christmas for nostalgia (like real rum now) and it was rank - If Amber wants to do some flexing with alcohol then she should do tequila shots or navy rum
 
Amber has never been a real drinker - when she DID drink via Destiny era, she was drinking similar super sugary and barely alcoholic beverages like Malibu or wine coolers or whatever - but if she was really trying to hide Wipey (she's been doing a shit job about it from the beginning. We been knew gorl), she's certainly doing a shit job of it because she's been on camera drinking for months now. I thought you didn't need to drink to have fun, hun?
There was/is alcopop in the fridge. You are right, her addiction is on food, not alcohol. I guess she thinks it makes her edgy.

Seems she's doing this shit again for ass pats "no Amber don't cut your beautiful long hair!"
No cut it, it's dead, it stinks and you don't look after it enough.
I guess that she has to copy Chantal cutting her hair, except that she is not really cutting her hair. She is fishing for engagement again.
 
The desperation, my lord. Acting like she could ever hang with Chantel when it comes to debauchery. They're only equals in their gross bodies and hygiene. And fatass will never cut her stringy ass hair shorter then her shelf ass. That shit is a shield/security blanket for her even though it looks like crap and she does nothing with it. Just shave it all off, Hambutt and then whip out the layygggsssss. We'll see if we can diagnose your incoming bout of cellulitis early.
 
Back