Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StuffedChocolate]

Had drug addicted parents and terrible childhood..
Let's pretend to mix drugs and alcohol!!

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Your answer to 'How many filters'?

All of them.

All of the filters.

And MAN, are they struggling.

 

[Queequeg]

She's lost maybe 20-25 lbs since last year. Lol this idiot thinks she's slick posting old weigh ins. Amber (and Jade) you may think you're smart (you're not) but you aren't smarter than the internet.
"Skinny pe0ple FAll ToO!!" Well, those skinny people aren't land whales and when they go down they don't have 500 lbs of lard on them. Skinny people also probably have a lot better balance. She's really been falling down a lot compared to the years before. This is the second or third time since the new parasite moved in. (I'm assuming we've heard about every time she's fallen) In the time she was with Becks she fell around that many times. The flesh planet can't stay up right on her dainty cloven hooves any more.
What does a housebound SPED who creates the most basic bitch content on YT have a panic attack about?

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Big but huthy...remember? Well fuck I could be hearing things at this point. I miss that singing dr.

 

[marjoram]

Amber has never been a real drinker - when she DID drink via Destiny era, she was drinking similar super sugary and barely alcoholic beverages like Malibu or wine coolers or whatever -

Bailey's.

Tumblers full of Bailey's.

 

[Lisbeth Salander]

Amber seemingly changed over the last 18 months and I think it's due to living on her own.

That and the stupid ass livestreams. Even when she went outside, it was boring but at least it wasn’t in her house.

Had drug addicted parents and terrible childhood..
Let's pretend to mix drugs and alcohol!!

Either attention or she’s following her parents footsteps.

 

[literally low-key]

She has nothing to vlog so she wore a heating pad and told us she fell so she would have something to talk about.

She drank water from a malibu rum bottle so we would have something to talk about.

BUT NOBODY CARES!

 

[Agoodpotroast]

"Skinny people fall too"

I can't think of the last time I fell for no reason but go off, sis.

 

[giga melt]

Mobile fag here so no archive but she put this on her Snapchat story about an hour ago.

Seems she's doing this shit again for ass pats "no Amber don't cut your beautiful long hair!"
No cut it, it's dead, it stinks and you don't look after it enough.

Also how many filters?

Spoiler: hmmm

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Talking of leyyyggs! Caught a shot of Tammys ankles and wondered if big Al’s will be as bad if not worse than these. The body really is remarkable, I mean look at the way the fat grows outward and then gravity wins and tries to draw a line to say “ok, please stop now” ok I’m

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

She walks by throwing her weight from one leg to the other. It's almost a twisting motion at her hips. She doesn't seem to really bend her knees like having two planks of wood strapped to her legs.

She walks like this because she is so massive. She falls over because she walks like this. She falls over because she's fat.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

What is the deal with her bout journalling? She is a 31-year-old woman. Most women were have done with that phase when they reach university. She must have an incredibly boring life if this is her highlight on the day.

Journaling is a valid therapy tool, but you're supposed to be going to therapy for it to be of any use, because I guarantee her bullshit journaleen rehashes the same shit, over and over and over again, without her bothering to think about possible solutions to whatever bullshit issues she believes she has in the alphabet soup of muhmentalz (spoiler alert: like snapchat filters, ALL OF THEM). She's the victimin her wn dramatic little world. They're also useful for creative people for various reasons, but they're not pretending to be victims, they're making observations about the world, or people, or dumping ideas down, etc. Big Al can't do this, because she has no ideas, nothing to observe -and even if she wanted to go out into the world and people watch, she can't, really, as there would be a lot of attention on her, and she'd just whine to the page about how everybody is just so fatphobic and all they do is fat shame, blahblah.

Oh the irony that your journal is supposed to be a collection of the highlights of your day/year/life yet Amber performing the act of journalling is the highlight of her day.

"Dear diary. Today I wrote in my diary."

A self-fulfilling circle.

Mobile fag here so no archive but she put this on her Snapchat story about an hour ago.

Seems she's doing this shit again for ass pats "no Amber don't cut your beautiful long hair!"
No cut it, it's dead, it stinks and you don't look after it enough.

Also how many filters?

Nice hydrocephalus you're sporting there, Big Al.

I drank Malibu when I was about 15 getting guys to sneak it out into the beer garden. Bought some at Christmas for nostalgia (like real rum now) and it was rank - If Amber wants to do some flexing with alcohol then she should do tequila shots or navy rum

I do have some vey nice tequila. Also wodka, but none of that flavored crap. Bacardi's on standby.

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Had drug addicted parents and terrible childhood..
Let's pretend to mix drugs and alcohol!!

"Let me regale you with tales of shit I should have handled through therapy or just plain gotten over, like my foster family trying to "kill me" by making me drink lower fat melk and/or water! Asspats, please!"

I'm sure there are former foster care kids in the audience, because they've piped up in the comments before - to tell her they didn't become 600 pound, lazy behemoths whose only contribution to the world is rank consumerism.

 

[8008135]

Talking of leyyyggs! Caught a shot of Tammys ankles and wondered if big Al’s will be as bad if not worse than these. The body really is remarkable, I mean look at the way the fat grows outward and then gravity wins and tries to draw a line to say “ok, please stop now” ok I’m

Honestly, I think FatAL's are far worse. These are from June and July 2020:




I miss the Ankle Roll thread and wish it had been more active.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I drank Malibu when I was about 15 getting guys to sneak it out into the beer garden. Bought some at Christmas for nostalgia (like real rum now) and it was rank - If Amber wants to do some flexing with alcohol then she should do tequila shots or navy rum

Psh. I'd actually watch a video of her trying to take a shot. She couldn't even drink coconut water without making a big deal out of it.

Edit: the whole shot though. I won't tolerate a sip and cope out. Amber.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Honestly, I think FatAL's are worse. These are from June and July 2020:

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I miss the Ankle Roll thread and wish it had been more active.

There are pendular grandfather clocks that keep time less accurately.

 

[Insulin reid]

More journaling of her super anxiety ridden days

This is fucking weird if amber really just sits there in some teen angst groundhog day journaleen enough to actually fill those up front to back. Aside from the fake quirky personality traits she does some really strange shit. She doesnt go anywhere, do anything and nothing of real importance happens yet she writes countless pages worth of her feeleens and her days events.

The bottle looks empty lol. Also cringe at her saying pills and alcohol to try and shock everyone.

I dont think she meant to say anything remotely like that, shes just retarded. She was just doing her thing, then realized alcohol and medication dont remotely go together and tried to un-fuck it up and continue talking like a self important youtuber. She talks about consuming alcohol like she does water. Its an event and she announces when and how much as well as gives excuses when necessary so she gets caught up in the amazing story of her life.

Drama from drunklynn because of the betrayal
Asspats and showing off a new pill container
Asspats for attempting to take her pills regularly
~realizes what shes saying~


Amber isnt really drinking. If she was she wouldnt be taking her meds, then would cry on camera about how hard it is to take her meds on time cause of her feels and mentulz. Shes fucking up her trolling and its so sad.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She walks by throwing her weight from one leg to the other. It's almost a twisting motion at her hips. She doesn't seem to really bend her knees like having two planks of wood strapped to her legs.

She walks like this because she is so massive. She falls over because she walks like this. She falls over because she's fat.

I recall one of the first times I encountered Big Al: there she was in all her glory, in a video of her wandering aimlessly around while other people set up something, in her unflattering horizontal striped shirt and leggeens with holes. Her stupid clap and jump (attempt) that made me wonder just what the fuck she was doing, and then the nightmare-inducing part where she walks directly at the camera,doing her x axis pendulum thing to get her laygs moving perpendicular to her hips. Good times.

Cued.

 

[Xenomorph]

Talking of leyyyggs! Caught a shot of Tammys ankles and wondered if big Al’s will be as bad if not worse than these. The body really is remarkable, I mean look at the way the fat grows outward and then gravity wins and tries to draw a line to say “ok, please stop now” ok I’m

Ambers legs are worse than Tam Tam's Amber's cankles drag on the ground

 

[Yellow Monday]

Mobile fag here so no archive but she put this on her Snapchat story about an hour ago.

Seems she's doing this shit again for ass pats "no Amber don't cut your beautiful long hair!"
No cut it, it's dead, it stinks and you don't look after it enough.

Also how many filters?

And still HBC looks better

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Mobile fag here so no archive but she put this on her Snapchat story about an hour ago.

Seems she's doing this shit again for ass pats "no Amber don't cut your beautiful long hair!"
No cut it, it's dead, it stinks and you don't look after it enough.

Also how many filters?

Her hair is so fucking greasy she could fry turkey bacons in it. Wipey, wash your cash heifer's mop ffs.