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Jesus, imagine sitting next to him on a plane, and he had Taco Bell earlier, how would you survive the stench?!
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The real reason for masks on planes.Jesus, imagine sitting next to him on a plane, and he had Taco Bell earlier, how would you survive the stench?!
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That's better than him NOT getting up to use the bathroom.
Absolutely this. Unfortunately it's hard to find a train that crosses the Pacific. Even the cruise liners don't actually go anywhere anymore.
I was talking more about the Tokyo to Honolulu run (or worse, Tokyo to Los Angeles). But yeah, air travel is slowly (or not so slowly) in a race to become Greyhound.
Open Window Maniac
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What if Chris had the grades to go to UVA instead of PVCC? Imagine having some of the preppiest people in the country interacting with Chris face-to-face beyond him skulking occasionally in the Alderman Library. I can and it's pretty amusing.
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What if any girls here were somehow forced to date Chris? You wouldn’t have to any further, just one solitary date in a restaurant or something, do you think you could manage?
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That depends. Are you allowed to bring duck tape?
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Nope, you can bring hygiene supply stuff, like nose plugs and sanitizer in case you have to hold Chris’s hands, ew
But other than that you have to go in and fully talk and engage with him for a number of hours You are perfectly welcome to deflect any attempts at romantic gestures, kiss or getting handsy with a quick ‘duck’ or simple refusal. If he persists just remember a good ol fashioned game of ‘kick the autistic’can sometimes be implemented for safeguarding against entitled phycho manchildren getting frisky.
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Transoceanic is kind of a situation where the distance is so great and ships are so slow that air travel wins out. You take a vehicle with a private cabin in lieu of a plane for trips of 6-12 hours or so. The European Nightjet service is fantastic. Amtrak is more than decent on the routes where it works despite the slow speed. They just restarted their old NYC <-> Boston sleeper service, which is a good alternative to Acela+hotel if you're traveling light. I hate flying domestic so much that if I'm not in a hurry I'll take Amtrak as long as it's under a day's travel.
Acutally that makes me wonder. What if instead of flying Chris to Everfree, they sent him via a 4 day journey on Amtrak. (Coach -- which on Amtrak is about the same as domestic airline first class in terms of seat size) $297 (Private room) $1821. If he's on coach they could spring for a first class lounge pass in Chicago ($35) so he could use the showers there midway, or in a sleeper room he'd have a shower available on the train.
Regarding ocean liners, the last ocean liners that serve the US are via Cunard lines from New York to the UK, $900 for the cheapest cabin (but this does include meals, etc. for the 6-day trip, so not a terrible deal).
This one route still makes it possible to get from the US to Japan entirely by surface travel, and aside from only short several mile trips from train station to dock, almost entirely in private accommodations. Basically like sitting in a hotel room for your entire trip.
- Private cabin on Amtrak train from wherever in US to NYC
- Private cabin on Cunard from NYC to Southampton
= Train without private cabin from Southampton to London to Paris
- Private cabin on train from Paris to Moscow
- Private cabin on train from Moscow to Beijing,
- Private cabin on train from Beijing to Shanghai
- Private cabin on ferry from Shanghai to Osaka
- Private cabin on train or ferry from Osaka to other destinations in Japan.
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I don’t do “force.” But if I was compensated? Sure, I could do one date. I would prefer to have a companion nearby to help me if he gets too handsy or kissy
From what I’ve read of the other “dates” he’s been on, I could zone out and think of other things while he drones. A couple hours wouldn’t be a big deal, especially if it included dinner. I’d wear gloves and maybe a covid mask.Nope, you can bring hygiene supply stuff, like nose plugs and sanitizer in case you have to hold Chris’s hands, ew
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I don’t do “force.” But if I was compensated? Sure, I could do one date. I would prefer to have a companion nearby to help me if he gets too handsy or kissy
From what I’ve read of the other “dates” he’s been on, I could zone out and think of other things while he drones. A couple hours wouldn’t be a big deal, especially if it included dinner. I’d wear gloves and maybe a covid mask.
Fine. What if you never have to want for material goods ever again. Maybe not fabulously wealthy, but a decent upper middle-class lifestyle. The occasional vacation to Paris (or Tokyo if you're a weeb). You can eat out regularly at nice restaurants. You can do whatever hobbies you want, can drive a nice car. However you must fuck Chris every three days. You are not allowed to save up money -- if you leave Chris, it all ends and you're on your own again.
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That was the only reason to go in the first place.
Only if you're pressed for time and don't have much to haul. One of the best things about surface travel is there's no jet lag.
I prefer to take a freighter, honestly. Most have about a dozen passenger berths. On the downside, it doesn't have the amenities of a cruise ship, but on the plus side it doesn't have the amenities of a cruise ship. Also the food is a LOT better.
Chris can ride the dog. Richmond to Seattle, ninety hours, ten minutes, two transfers, economy: $167. He probably won't get lost on the two transfers. That's one way, of course. He'd need a ride to Richmond and some way to get from Seattle to Bellevue. if he can't manage it, well someone like Chris should fit right in with the downtown Seattle fauna.
With pickle suit or no?
Isn't that pretty much the deal Barb got? Only without the lifestyle, money, vacations, restaurant, or car.
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Can they fuck whoever they want other than Chris, as long as they stick to the three day Chris schedule.
Plus would they be expected to have more interaction with Chris other than the fucking?
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Okay, let's really think this through and focus on the fucking aspect.
Once you got past the halitosis from his gingivitis and his dirty fingernails, there's the fungal infections. He probably has a few like ringworm and is willing to share. Whatever is going on with that un-clit (possibly a staph infection) it is going to be dangerously close to your private area. Oh and he fails at condom use, not that one would protect you anyway.
How much can you really enjoy eating at a nice restaurant with a raging infection? So whatever money could have been spent on your new upper middle-class lifestyle is going towards: gynecologists' appts, dermatologist appts, dental appts, and whatever prescription or OTC Rx is needed to fix you. This is just the physical aspect.
The repeated trauma has now caused PTSD that you tried to mitigate, but instead developed a substance abuse problem. So now you might need detox, but definitely tons of therapy and psych Rx for the rest of your natural life.
It's just not worth it.
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What if there was an idea guy type figure who attempted to nudge Chris back to being a stripey shirted oaf hungering for tom-tom to pound? Could it have been done?
Obviously its off the table now- his fate as a mental troon is pretty well sealed- but could the same tactics have been used to system restore him to a happier configuration?
Obviously its off the table now- his fate as a mental troon is pretty well sealed- but could the same tactics have been used to system restore him to a happier configuration?
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You could argue that almost every troll at some point tried to do this. Also
The bottom line is this: Chris wants to roleplay as a CPU goddess or whatever strikes his fancy. He wants to sit on his ass all day. He will engage with anyone who lets him just sit around and roleplay. Anyone who goes against his desires is ignored.
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During the height of the pandemic paranoia, I was in a Home Depot and there was a smoking hot woman who I presumed was of Norwegian descent in a 3M 6300 series mask with P100 organic vapor cartridges, gloves, and safety glasses buying tung oil, red spray paint, and twenty 2 x 4s of a grade of warped that can only be had at Home Depot. I wondered why she wasn't wearing a Tyvek suit as well but didn't complain because of the yoga pants she had on.
But now I know what I'd be wearing if I was ever in the same State as Chris.