Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Law]

Also a Ralph seems like the type of guy to be grossed out by pregnancy.

And May seems like the type of girl to be dumb enough to tolerate that disrespect.
When people make jokes about your useless parasite fiancee leaving your pregnant self to go rape children in a foreign country, that's an insult, May. He's laughing at you. They're all laughing at you.

I find it hilarious how the most inept, lazy and dirty people want to larp as ''trad''.

Hey, maybe they've adopted a Holy Roman Empire standard of cleanliness.
If she's attracted to people who can beat Ralph in a fight she should just date Mint Salad.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph is more pregnant than Amanda pedopantsu.

 

[High Tea]

Wait, after the horrific footage of his giant bisected Gunt flapping around, hanging past his thighs with a giant angry red rash on the side…she said he was “so sexy”? Wtf? Did she she an entirely different fight than everyone else?

Really May was the biggest a-log of last summer goading Ralph into unleashing the most extensive footage of the Gunt ever seen. Before that we just had a gruesome little ball sack hanging from his shirt. After failing to fetch May’s crap we got video footage of the Gunt in its full gruesome glory and in motion.

She thought it was sexy because he was defending her honor. Ralph was a white knight of old destroying her enemies and protecting her.

 

[drain]

Imagine really expecting that fucking Ethan Ralph, of ALL people, would move a finger to ''defend the honor'' or anyone, let alone his cum dumpster du jour. Meigh is one of the most delusional morons i've ever seen, and I'm a member of this hellsite for 6 years.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph is more pregnant than Amanda pedopantsu.

Pregnant with a bucket of chicken.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Thanks for the inspo, @Ethan Ralph is 5'1"!

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Pantsu is a very weird person so perhaps better Pantsu watchers will be able to explain how this is all normal. But here are some weird things about this pregnancy:
- Lack of reference to prenatal care. Prenatal care ramps up sharply as a woman approaches the end of the pregnancy, going from an appointment perhaps once a month to every few days by the end. I don't think either Pantsu or Ralph has made reference to seeing an OB or a midwife or any care since the last ultrasound, which would have been at 20 weeks.
- No baby stuff. Babies need a lot of stuff. This is a first baby. No crib, no stroller, no car seat, no clothes. Typically people start accumulating this stuff during the pregnancy. There are some cultures that don't because it's bad luck, but Pantsu and Ralph aren't members of those cultures.
- Very Very Trad women would even prioritize making things themselves for the baby. They'd be making booties or receiving blankets or decorating baby's nursery. Pantsu larps as trad with pictures of the food she cooks for Ralph, but nothing that she's doing for the baby. She really doesn't seem excited at all.
- None of the social events that precede childbirth in modern secular culture. No gender reveal? No shower? No excited friends? May be explained by neither of them having any friends.
- Ralph goes off here there and everywhere when typical first-time moms want their partner available in case there are issues with the pregnancy or an early labour. How many women here would be fine with their spouse going off for unnecessary international travel when you're seven months pregnant? May be explained by the fact that they might hate each other.

Anyhow. It's just a weird vibe. I'm hoping someone who knows Pantsu better has some insight into what the heck is going on here. What was Ralph like during Faith's pregnancy? Faith seemed much more normal in her reactions than Pantsu does.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Pantsu is a very weird person so perhaps better Pantsu watchers will be able to explain how this is all normal. But here are some weird things about this pregnancy:
- Lack of reference to prenatal care. Prenatal care ramps up sharply as a woman approaches the end of the pregnancy, going from an appointment perhaps once a month to every few days by the end. I don't think either Pantsu or Ralph has made reference to seeing an OB or a midwife or any care since the last ultrasound, which would have been at 20 weeks.
- No baby stuff. Babies need a lot of stuff. This is a first baby. No crib, no stroller, no car seat, no clothes. Typically people start accumulating this stuff during the pregnancy. There are some cultures that don't because it's bad luck, but Pantsu and Ralph aren't members of those cultures.
- Very Very Trad women would even prioritize making things themselves for the baby. They'd be making booties or receiving blankets or decorating baby's nursery. Pantsu larps as trad with pictures of the food she cooks for Ralph, but nothing that she's doing for the baby. She really doesn't seem excited at all.
- None of the social events that precede childbirth in modern secular culture. No gender reveal? No shower? No excited friends? May be explained by neither of them having any friends.
- Ralph goes off here there and everywhere when typical first-time moms want their partner available in case there are issues with the pregnancy or an early labour. How many women here would be fine with their spouse going off for unnecessary international travel when you're seven months pregnant? May be explained by the fact that they might hate each other.

Anyhow. It's just a weird vibe. I'm hoping someone who knows Pantsu better has some insight into what the heck is going on here. What was Ralph like during Faith's pregnancy? Faith seemed much more normal in her reactions than Pantsu does.

I have a good feeling she's been faking the pregnancy the whole time.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I have a good feeling she's been faking the pregnancy the whole time.

At first I thought this was unlikely, but now I'm starting to wonder. If she is, do you think Ralph knows it's not real?

 

[WutangLee]

At first I thought this was unlikely, but now I'm starting to wonder. If she is, do you think Ralph knows it's not real?

You have to reason why Ralph would want to lie. It made sense why Pantsu would lie. The dumb cunt was competing with fellow nominee for retard of the year Faith Vickers. Pantsu is the jealous type, but she's also incredibly insecure. Many of us initially believed Pantsu was a lot smarter than we thought, and was just using Ralph for attention seeking. But she flew from Virginia to Vegas just because Ralph started courting Alice, and it's been all but confirmed outright that Pantsu now lets Ralph cheat on her with her permission. And shes knowingly putting a baby in a incredibly toxic and hostile environment if she is pregnant, and so would Ralph. They've tried lying to the farms before (their stupid staged photos to try and trick us into thinking Ralph was taller than he is), so it could be possible they're both lying. But at the same time this may just be Pantsus desperate attempt of locking down Ralph. She's basically done everything she can to lock him down. A baby, defended his bullshit, and lets him cheat on her. We're looking at a 40% the baby is not real, and from that it's 50/50 Ralph knows.

 

[High Tea]

Pantsu is a very weird person so perhaps better Pantsu watchers will be able to explain how this is all normal. But here are some weird things about this pregnancy:
- Lack of reference to prenatal care. Prenatal care ramps up sharply as a woman approaches the end of the pregnancy, going from an appointment perhaps once a month to every few days by the end. I don't think either Pantsu or Ralph has made reference to seeing an OB or a midwife or any care since the last ultrasound, which would have been at 20 weeks.
- No baby stuff. Babies need a lot of stuff. This is a first baby. No crib, no stroller, no car seat, no clothes. Typically people start accumulating this stuff during the pregnancy. There are some cultures that don't because it's bad luck, but Pantsu and Ralph aren't members of those cultures.
- Very Very Trad women would even prioritize making things themselves for the baby. They'd be making booties or receiving blankets or decorating baby's nursery. Pantsu larps as trad with pictures of the food she cooks for Ralph, but nothing that she's doing for the baby. She really doesn't seem excited at all.
- None of the social events that precede childbirth in modern secular culture. No gender reveal? No shower? No excited friends? May be explained by neither of them having any friends.
- Ralph goes off here there and everywhere when typical first-time moms want their partner available in case there are issues with the pregnancy or an early labour. How many women here would be fine with their spouse going off for unnecessary international travel when you're seven months pregnant? May be explained by the fact that they might hate each other.

Anyhow. It's just a weird vibe. I'm hoping someone who knows Pantsu better has some insight into what the heck is going on here. What was Ralph like during Faith's pregnancy? Faith seemed much more normal in her reactions than Pantsu does.

She has a giant belly one day and no belly the next
She rarely tweets about the baby, feeling kicks or visiting a physician
She does not mention eating for two or physically what pregnancy does to her such as tiredness or pains
There is no talk of buying a crib, clothing or other necessities

She tweets about food, Ralph, politics and anime. It is not what pregnant women generally focus on.

They had a gender reveal. Pantsu brought Ralph a pink cupcake during a Killstream episode.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Pantsu is a very weird person so perhaps better Pantsu watchers will be able to explain how this is all normal. But here are some weird things about this pregnancy:
- Lack of reference to prenatal care. Prenatal care ramps up sharply as a woman approaches the end of the pregnancy, going from an appointment perhaps once a month to every few days by the end. I don't think either Pantsu or Ralph has made reference to seeing an OB or a midwife or any care since the last ultrasound, which would have been at 20 weeks.
- No baby stuff. Babies need a lot of stuff. This is a first baby. No crib, no stroller, no car seat, no clothes. Typically people start accumulating this stuff during the pregnancy. There are some cultures that don't because it's bad luck, but Pantsu and Ralph aren't members of those cultures.
- Very Very Trad women would even prioritize making things themselves for the baby. They'd be making booties or receiving blankets or decorating baby's nursery. Pantsu larps as trad with pictures of the food she cooks for Ralph, but nothing that she's doing for the baby. She really doesn't seem excited at all.
- None of the social events that precede childbirth in modern secular culture. No gender reveal? No shower? No excited friends? May be explained by neither of them having any friends.
- Ralph goes off here there and everywhere when typical first-time moms want their partner available in case there are issues with the pregnancy or an early labour. How many women here would be fine with their spouse going off for unnecessary international travel when you're seven months pregnant? May be explained by the fact that they might hate each other.

Anyhow. It's just a weird vibe. I'm hoping someone who knows Pantsu better has some insight into what the heck is going on here. What was Ralph like during Faith's pregnancy? Faith seemed much more normal in her reactions than Pantsu does.

Don't forget babyproofing the home. They like to brag a lot but what is this child going to eat? They don't sustain simply on formula. Your points are completely valid but I don't think either think this through and, just my opinion, the best outcome is for the child to be looked after by Pantsu's parents since their life isn't a psychotic mess.

 

[UnKillFill]

This dude actually drew a horse with a *mustache* in the first 30 seconds of this video. You can't tell me that Dunkey didn't predict Meigh. He totally did.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

She has a giant belly one day and no belly the next
She rarely tweets about the baby, feeling kicks or visiting a physician
She does not mention eating for two or physically what pregnancy does to her such as tiredness or pains
There is no talk of buying a crib, clothing or other necessities

She tweets about food, Ralph, politics and anime. It is not what pregnant women generally focus on.

They had a gender reveal. Pantsu brought Ralph a pink cupcake during a Killstream episode.

I mean I wouldn’t be saying shit about my pregnancy progress or nursery set up on Twitter either. That type of info is really boring and only friends and family pretend to care about ultrasound photos or crib selection. Besides the vast majority of people hate Raloh and Pantsu so trying to be private about it seems like common sense.

You might even hope this means she will have some respect for the kid’s privacy and not offer up for public consumption but I think it’s mostly that posting about baby stuff is a big turn off to Ralph’s audience.

Pantsu’s Twitter account is meant to buffer Ralph’s ego and brand. It’s supposed to appeal to Ralph’s small remaining incel, alt-right, racist mouth breathing fans. If she posts anything personal it’s got to be playing up the stupid subservient trophy GF narrative.

The tweets from her account have only a few themes: How great Ralph is, food Pantsu makes for King Ralph, a slutty selfies, retweeting newstories of interest to Ralph or replying to his “mutuals” and trying to groom crazy Alice into Gunt licking. I guess occasionally girly anime stuff to convince ppl it’s not Ralph running the account.

Don't forget babyproofing the home. They like to brag a lot but what is this child going to eat? They don't sustain simply on formula. Your points are completely valid but I don't think either think this through and, just my opinion, the best outcome is for the child to be looked after by Pantsu's parents since their life isn't a psychotic mess.

They are bringing home a newborn, not a toddler. They don’t even need formula, breast milk is all that baby needs until Christmas. (Not that I think Pantsu will breastfeed) But a infants will actually sustain on formula only until they are almost a year old, in fact they stress giving a infant nothing but breast milk or formula for the first 6 to 9 months.

No baby proofing in a home is needed till a baby starts crawling.

All the nursery stuff is really for an older infant and toddler. People used to bring home newborns and let them sleep in a drawer. It’s only once the little things start rolling over and sitting up that the you need to start thinking about the safety of their immediate surroundings.

The lack of pregnancy progress photos/ultrasounds, stuff about nursery prep or talking about doctor appts is only strange because the lack of it demonstrates more common sense and less attention whoring than we assume Pantsu is capable of demonstrating.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

I mean I wouldn’t be saying shit about my pregnancy progress or nursery set up on Twitter either. That type of info is really boring and only friends and family pretend to care about ultrasound photos or crib selection. Besides the vast majority of people hate Raloh and Pantsu so trying to be private about it seems like common sense.

You might even hope this means she will have some respect for the kid’s privacy and not offer up for public consumption but I think it’s mostly that posting about baby stuff is a big turn off to Ralph’s audience.

Pantsu’s Twitter account is meant to buffer Ralph’s ego and brand. It’s supposed to appeal to Ralph’s small remaining incel, alt-right, racist mouth breathing fans. If she posts anything personal it’s got to be playing up the stupid subservient trophy GF narrative.

The tweets from her account have only a few themes: How great Ralph is, food Pantsu makes for King Ralph, a slutty selfies, retweeting newstories of interest to Ralph or replying to his “mutuals” and trying to groom crazy Alice into Gunt licking. I guess occasionally girly anime stuff to convince ppl it’s not Ralph running the account.

They are bringing home a newborn, not a toddler. They don’t even need formula, breast milk is all that baby needs until Christmas. (Not that I think Pantsu will breastfeed) But a infants will actually sustain on formula only until they are almost a year old, in fact they stress giving a infant nothing but breast milk or formula for the first 6 to 9 months.

No baby proofing in a home is needed till a baby starts crawling.

All the nursery stuff is really for an older infant and toddler. People used to bring home newborns and let them sleep in a drawer. It’s only once the little things start rolling over and sitting up that the you need to start thinking about the safety of their immediate surroundings.

The lack of pregnancy progress photos/ultrasounds, stuff about nursery prep or talking about doctor appts is only strange because the lack of it demonstrates more common sense and less attention whoring than we assume Pantsu is capable of demonstrating.

I appreciate the logic behind your argument but knowing these "people" it's very weird how they haven't posted something like FINNA BUY MAH BAYBEE A TOP NOTCH PLATINUM KILLSTREAM KRIB SHE GON BE A REAL G LIKE HER DADDY

 

[veri]

Imagine really expecting that fucking Ethan Ralph, of ALL people, would move a finger to ''defend the honor'' or anyone, let alone his cum dumpster du jour. Meigh is one of the most delusional morons i've ever seen, and I'm a member of this hellsite for 6 years.

the only finger ralph would move is a thumb and that’s only in certain circumstances

 

[NynchLiggers]

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The male one looks like a bearded Yaniv

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I appreciate the logic behind your argument but knowing these "people" it's very weird how they haven't posted something like FINNA BUY MAH BAYBEE A TOP NOTCH PLATINUM KILLSTREAM KRIB SHE GON BE A REAL G LIKE HER DADDY

we are talking about this person after all:

I feel bad for this kid, at least when ralph bails however it will still have one father, even if he looks like david grohl fucked a horse

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Don't forget babyproofing the home.

“Baby proofing” like that’s going to happen.

Poor thing is going to be crawling around empty maker mark and pill bottles. It’s first toy is going to be a bottle of pills Ralph left own.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

i think most people would be willing to break their foot on purpose and take pics as proof to avoid going to portugal with the gunt. except gator maybe

Did we ever get pics of the alleged broken footleg?

ETA: I just remembered- Adrienne Blair said that when she picked up Ralph he wanted to listen to some awful rap song he did in the car. She was really embarrassed but just nodded politely. I bet when Ralph played that cringe for Pantsu she was so impressed and told Ralph he was the next Tupac.

OOOOOHHHH! This brings to mind the heady days of Bud trying to rebrand himself as "Grandmaster B" on Married With Children!