Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[MirnaMinkoff]

Port of departure is Hamburg on February 13th, with only one stop in South Hampton, England where it'll be illegal for him to leave the ship, then NYC on February 22nd.

https://www.cunard.com/en-us/find-a-cruise/M205H/M205H

Why is anyone even talking about him returning via ship? He’d probably be fine to fly home by the 13th anyway.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

The only question is how does he even get from Lisbon to Hamburg, does Portugal even have train service?

Of course it does. The train to take to get out fastest is Lisbon to Seville. Once in Seville you're on the high speed network and can get to France and Germany pretty quick.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Depends on where the liner would port. If it halts in Hamburg or Kiel, he'll end up with another broken jaw if he tries his loudmouthed amerimutt retardations over there. So he'd better stay on board

Hamburg is pretty much Antifa-Central. If he doesn't shut the fuck up and is recognized (which is unlikely tbh) while being there, things are going to look grim for him. REALLY grim. Also he can't sleep anywhere when he isn't vaxxedmaxxed.

Why is anyone even talking about him returning via ship? He’d probably be fine to fly home by the 13th anyway.

He could do this of course, but there is a chance that he could literally DIE on the way back there. Ralph's (possible) final gamble.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Why is anyone even talking about him returning via ship? He’d probably be fine to fly home by the 13th anyway.

Gunto will probably go for the least obvious option.

 

[IHateTheFrench]

Hamburg is pretty much Antifa-Central. If he doesn't shut the fuck up and is recognized (which is unlikely tbh) while being there, things are going to look grim for him. REALLY grim. Also he can't sleep anywhere when he isn't vaxxedmaxxed

He doesnt need to be recognised, all it needs is a dedicated ayylawg to post that he will be there and the kind of shit he said in the past on their local antifaggot forums and the gunthunt will be on

 

[MeltyTW]

Lol at everyone thinking wigger isn't going to try and hop on a plane too soon anyway, he got to get back to Vegas and makers mark asap, gunty better just lose an eye on the plane from his stupidity or something you're not allowed to die yet ralph

 

[CohenManischewitz]

Lol at everyone thinking wigger isn't going to try and hop on a plane too soon anyway, he got to get back to Vegas and makers mark asap, gunty better just lose an eye on the plane from his stupidity or something you're not allowed to die yet ralph

He is tweeting again lol. About Euro drugs and Quartering lmao.

 

[Dead Wife]

Can you imagine the faces of the people on the cruise if Ralph were to appear onboard and obnoxiously park himself in the casino of the QE2? Isn’t the clientele at these things generally boomers and retiree’s looking for a ‘fancy’ holiday?

Actually - do it, Ralph. Then we can have the Ralph gets his head kicked in by pensioners chapter of this story.

 

[MeltyTW]

He is tweeting again lol. About Euro drugs and Quartering lmao.View attachment 2937966View attachment 2937967

oh my fuck pig we dont fucking care about you gorging on drugs and food, stop it, we can fucking get mayo shrimp and bk we can fucking get drugs if we really wanted to in fact most of us probably know how to get whatever the fuck crazy thing from online whereas you need to physically fly there and actually get beat to the point of legit needing the drug beyond recreational use. also lol at those 2 likes against the quartering, fuck at him ruining trudeau posting though.

wait i just realized, the guy selling the murse is unscratched, that means if we believe piggys narrative maybe alter to something not entirely laughable like the guy allowed piggy to "put up a fight" and maybe pig had to get tired sprinting a few feet to get beat up that means ralph himself has confirmed he is physically unable to harm another human being with his fists or kicks.

 

[bongaloid]

Of course it does. The train to take to get out fastest is Lisbon to Seville. Once in Seville you're on the high speed network and can get to France and Germany pretty quick.

Lisbon to Seville is currently a bus from Faro. Probably the best is to get a bus to Madrid (or 3 local trains that take all day), then he can go Madrid - Cologne in one day with a horrible early start and late finish, changing in Barcelona and Paris. Ovennight in Cologne and then Cologne-Hamburg. Plenty of chances for another ass-whooping around Madrid, Paris and Cologne.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Haw haw imagine all these broke dick alogs on Kiwi Farms who haven't figured out that the secret to free drugs is getting raped by a gang of Muzzis

 

[MeltyTW]

i want to point out anti covid theorists were completely wrong to be mad at us for theorizing hed have a shit time in portugal because of covid related shit because even gunt admits its happening and he had to suck pablos dick to be allowed back in his hovel lodgings.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE. i just realized ralph is going back to a hotel after leaving the hospital, ralph wasnt at a hotel he was in some weird basement shared living situation. did he call his weird basement thing a hotel or is it possible that ralph was actually beat up and kicked out by his housemates for being a creepy pos? it seems to imply its a new living situation since iirc a negative covid test should still be good for the days he was out no?

 

[MasterDisaster]

NOW WAIT A MINUTE. i just realized ralph is going back to a hotel after leaving the hospital, ralph wasnt at a hotel he was in some weird basement shared living situation. did he call his weird basement thing a hotel or is it possible that ralph was actually beat up and kicked out by his housemates for being a creepy pos? it seems to imply its a new living situation since iirc a negative covid test should still be good for the days he was out no?

Maybe they aren't mutually exclusive. Maybe his roomies kicked his ass before kicking him out and he's just too much of a limp dick pussy to go back and get his murse.

 

[MeltyTW]

Maybe they aren't mutually exclusive. Maybe his roomies kicked his ass before kicking him out and he's just too much of a limp dick pussy to go back and get his murse.

thats what im saying i think ralph slipped and revealed that by saying "hotel" the thing hes retreating to away from his old bunkmates, i think he called the basement he got beat up at something besides a hotel but i think he forgot he called it something different or wanted to bitch about covid and hoped we wouldnt catch the subtle difference.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So what you're trying to say is the hostel got hostile

 

[AnOminous]

He'd get fucked in the ass and would use a smuggled phone to tweet out a picture of Edward Norton after his rape in American History X.

And boast about how he took four guys all at the same time. Four huge guys with giant cocks.

oh my fuck pig we dont fucking care about you gorging on drugs and food, stop it, we can fucking get mayo shrimp and bk we can fucking get drugs if we really wanted to in fact most of us probably know how to get whatever the fuck crazy thing from online whereas you need to physically fly there and actually get beat to the point of legit needing the drug beyond recreational use. also lol at those 2 likes against the quartering, fuck at him ruining trudeau posting though.

Imagine going all the way to Portugal and getting to eat nothing but Burger King, shrimp boiled in semen, your own teeth, and then nothing because your jaw is wired shut after your jaw was broken during a gang rape.

 

[Verxis]

The only question is how does he even get from Lisbon to Hamburg, does Portugal even have train service?

Ralph knows people. Well-connected people.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

He's already kicked off the good drugs, but trying to spin it as a win?

Maybe he'll give the horse some thalidomide.

 

[CumFartingBobby]

Thinking on Ralph probably blowing close to a thousand bucks on the AFC Championship game, I think this is what was going through Ralphs head.
He was going to go to Portugal with Daddy Dax and epically own Warski. He was going to have the time of his life, indulging in drugs and underage sex. Then his Chiefs would win the AFC Championship and go to the Super Bowl.
I mean, they are going up against the Bengals who went 4-11-1 last season (Yeah I am a bit of a sports junkie. Get your digs in.). They were lucky to go to the AFC Championship much less the playoffs. No way the Chiefs could lose. Then, with his winnings, Ralph would plan a big Super Bowl party for both him and Daddy Dax (Get BTFO'ed May) and he and his internet daddy would live it up in Vegas. Staying at the swankiest hotel, eating the finest food and fucking the best whores that Vegas had to offer instead of being responsible with that amount of money and using it to pay off loans, debts, get a real ring for May or build a nursery for Demon Baby 2.0. He would then brag about it all on Twitter as a big own towards Warski, PPP, Vickers, Null and the Farms.
These are the 5 Star days he is talking about bitch.
Only that didn't happen. Instead Daddy Dax bailed on him, he got his ass beat in Portugal and the Chiefs lost in overtime to the underdog Bengals meaning no living large Super Bowl party in Vegas. All he has now to show for his plans is a hospital bill, gambling debts and a pregnant pedo horse bride to come back home to. This is the definition of felted.

For fun, here is the money Ralph could of won if he wasn't a walking disaster:
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I bet that probably stings his ego the most. Although it is probably the best that he didn't win that amount of money as Gunty would have spent it all at once on a luxury trip to Vegas with Daddy Dax.

If you were a sports junkie, than you would know the Bengals earned their playoff and super bowl spot. They were not lucky to be there they won their divison which means playoffs. If theu had been wild card and made it I could see your point, but Im gonna go back to lurking and I encourage you to do more of that.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He's already kicked off the good drugs, but trying to spin it as a win?
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Maybe he'll give the horse some thalidomide.

I am completely shocked that they gave him some gay anti inflammatory