Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[The Big Dream]

An idea for an extremely short thread: Times That Ralph Has Been the Bigger Man. His only W's would be standing over 5 year olds, and that would still require him to go outside.

 

[Tridgeridoo]

The only question is how does he even get from Lisbon to Hamburg, does Portugal even have train service?

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph is trying to get to Hamburg for a flight? Amazing. He's gonna get to terrify people in 4 different countries with his Vanilla Sky face before he returns to America, lol.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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that's pretty expensive, but yea if you ever want to travel eu on the cheap flixbus gets you 5 tickets for €99/$110 you just have 3 months to use them.

 

[The Wokest]

Ralph is American and as such he needs to go to Hamburg because the hamburger is an American invention and he needs to show dem' eurocucks what happens when you steal names and shit!

 

[Telemeter]

First Ralph burns a bridge with Rekieta over a fart right before Rekieta became a 100k + streamer.

Then he got his skulled bashed in and probably cant even speak while he nurses it back together in Europe just to own Warski just a few days before the Canadian Truckpocalyse, which would have given him content for months.

WINNING!

 

[NPC304348]

Uh oh...

These just turned up on an auction site in Lisbon.

If you look closely, you can see something wedged in the top front teeth...I think that's what was left of his pride stuck in there. it's pretty small so you gotta look hard.

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i dunno there's not a lot of human shit in between those teeth. might be a fake

 

[Motherf*cker]

I hope that Ethan enjoys his banned drug, there's a good chance of a bad reaction




Apparently, Portugal is still trying to kill him

Spanish authorities restrict prescription of Nolotil after British patient deaths​

Spain’s healthcare regulator the Agency of Medicines and Medical Devices (AEMPS) has published a review of popular pain drug Nolotil (metamizole) following rising complications and deaths associated with the side effects of the medications in British patients.

The regulator’s inquiry states that Nolotil should not prescribed for people who are only in the country for a short time, particularly tourists from the UK.

One of the major side effects of Nolotil is agranulocytosis. This causes the brain marrow to not produce enough white blood cells, and can result in fatal blood poisoning. AEMPS particularly identified two groups most at risk of this condition: the elderly and those with supressed immune systems.

According to Spanish newspaper El Pais, AEMPS’ note said: “The AEMPS has reviewed the situation in Spain due to recent reports of agranulocytosis filed with the Spanish Pharmaceutical Monitoring System, particularly in patients of British origin.

 

[beautiful person]

I like people pretending they aren't suffering nearly limitless schadenfreudegasms at this shit. I haven't laughed this much in years.

It's not as though he didn't bring all of it upon himself. How am I supposed to feel bad for someone suffering the consequences of his own actions? Especially when it's a short, fat wigger with a broken personality?
It's impossible not to be amused.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Its just so fucking funny, he went to portugal to 'own' someone (still don't understand how that owns andy) and got his face broken, its hillarious..

He created a no win situation for himself, but then somehow turned it into a massive loss.

 

[Telemeter]

Its just so fucking funny, he went to portugal to 'own' someone (still don't understand how that owns andy) and got his face broken, its hillarious..

He created a no win situation for himself, but then somehow turned it into a massive loss.

And just a few days later, Canada implodes.

Now i wouldn't be surprised if Warski orchestrated the convoy singlehandedly just to own Ralph while he can't stream.

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

Ethan Ralph is a wigger.
He is funny to have around to laugh at. He was never anything but a retard.
He keeps a record of slights like a jew, ready to unleash when he feels he's been disrespected like a faggot.


to keep score, he's a wigger, retard, jew, faggot.

also he's a pedophile.

i hope his face caves in on the flight home and his babies will never know the bullets they dodged.
i will never, ever feel any sympathy for a man that openly brags about fucking children.

 

[MySonDavid]

I agree here. Ethan is coming through with top notch content to scratch that itch for some good old schadenfreude.

I would empathize with just about anyone else in his situation. I would feel bad if this happened to someone I only dislike. It can’t be said enough that he is getting exactly what he deserves as he is ROTTEN to the core.

The saga of Ethan Ralph is an excellent case study of how to fail at life and deserve all the bad luck you get. He is past any chance at a redemption arc at this point.

There is a twisted irony to all of this. The gunt and his Adeptus Guntstodes are constantly crying about how mean we are. Calling us monsters for laughing at his ass whoopin. What they forget is that we are the only people, at least publicly, giving Ralph good advice. If the caring farms were in control of Ethan Ralph's life, if he wasn't too stubborn to take advice, he wouldn't have hooked up with a mentally ill high school student. He wouldn't be an estranged father to a child he has no visitation rights over. He wouldn't have a restraining order against him from his baby momma. He wouldn't have a conviction for a sex crime. He wouldn't have had the shit kicked out of him in Portugal and he wouldn't be gearing up to suffer whatever consequences he is going to face for knocking up May. His "friends" have cheered all of this on and supported him staying the course and this is what his life is. Ralph has nobody in his life who is willing to sit him down and speak the truth to him. Just a bunch of e-grifters and enablers cheering him on as he continues his death spiral.

 

[CohenManischewitz]

i'm cool with not torturing animals to death before i eat them.
it's a spiritual path i'm on.

Listen here Goy
what you don't understand about the chicken soup is why the transferring of sins and hatred to the chicken, just before smashing it to death is actually the healthiest of soup. stupid Goy.
who doesn't know the kosher chicken sin soup is like almost as healthy as mkultra blood?

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Ralph is the living embodiment of all of the worst stereotypes of the American traveller. He is the literal reason why Europeans look down on American tourists. I really hope he goes to another country just to see him get his ass kicked again. Would another beating actually kill him at this point?

 

[Telemeter]

King of two countries.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

It's sad, or would be if it wasn't entirely of his own doing. He has alienated so many people and built up this false bravado to be the sole personality trait that defines his entire existence that he literally can not back down from it in any way.

He rightfully feels he is constantly under attack and constantly has to be on guard and can never show weakness. I mean he just went through something pretty traumatic. He was attacked and savagely beaten, his shit stolen, his trip ruined, and now has a whole heap of other issues. Who can he turn to?

Nobody. Even his fiancee is too retarded to offer a sympathetic ear. He has no actual friends and he cannot show any weakness to his fans because they are also retarded degenerates.

His only option is to continually double down and double down and double down on why everything that happens to him in his miserable life is actually an absolute win when deep down he's hurting. He's lost a lot and cannot unburden himself to anyone or receive any solace because he can never abandon this fake persona he's crafted.

Gator, rightfully, gets shit on for his being loyal to a fault with regards to Ralph...

Yet I think he is a sympathetic ear and wants to help - unfortunately for Gator, I don't think he truly has the right advice for Ralph or if he does maybe he's too afraid to give it because it could alienate Ralph. We see this when Ralph accidentally showed his Discord DMs with Gator - Gator seemed supportive, but from what we could see of his advice... It wasn't great, actually supporting another Vegas trip for one.

I'm not religious, and while I think there are other options for Ralph, perhaps a if he was to genuinely be born again it would allow him to set his ego aside just long enough to sort himself out. Asides from that, a therapist or a fucking mindfulness app could help him understand what a complete spastic he is on a daily basis, and more importantly what emotions drive him to this.

 

[Telemeter]

Gator, rightfully, gets shit on for his being loyal to a fault with regards to Ralph...

I never got the hate for Gator, I think he's just a very good friend, the kind of friend everyone wants, and a better friend than Ralph deserves, but that's about it.

Regardless of how smart or dumb he might be, I think he just sticks to Ralph through thick and thin simply because that's what he thinks friends should do.

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

I never got the hate for Gator, I think he's just a very good friend, the kind of friend everyone wants, and a better friend than Ralph deserves, but that's about it.

Regardless of how smart or dumb he might be, I think he just sticks to Ralph through thick and thin simply because that's what he thinks friends should do.

Gator is in it for the very little money he gets.
now that he's made his own name and has more supporters than the gunt he really has no reason to leave other than pride.
Gator got no pride.
Gators gonna Gunt.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

. Asides from that, a therapist or a fucking mindfulness app could help him understand what a complete spastic he is on a daily basis, and more importantly what emotions drive him to this.

If only a few days after you dodge a bullet and escape jail by the skin of your teeth for sharing revenge porn of the underage girl you knocked up and abandoned your first born son with you go to another country and immiedately get fucking annihilated like a little bitch just for being yourself, than nothing in this universe will make him understand the error of his ways and that he is destined to be a nigger