Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Blewberry Nausea]

Man if only that one inventor dude Peter Madsen hadn’t turned out to be a killer he could have hired him to take a wonderful undersea adventure

 

[Tommy's Mom]

IT'S HAPPENING

 

[AnOminous]

i hope his face caves in on the flight home and his babies will never know the bullets they dodged.

I hope the air pressure change causes his eyeballs to pop out of his skull like some shit in Outland and he's blind for life.

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

boom goes the dynomite

 

[MeltyTW]

oh God, is Ralph enough of a retard to go to war with Jim?

I think it's more he's too pussy too because he know Jim is more ralpha

I hope the air pressure change causes his eyeballs to pop out of his skull like some shit in Outland and he's blind for life.

What's bad is that wouldn't really change the substance of his sad little "life"

 

[WutangLee]

It was THE PEDOPHILE JERSHUA CONNOR MOON

 

[make_it_so]

Going by the poll in Jim's stream, the majority think @Null beat the shit out of Ralph to steal his murse.

 

[Niggernerd]

Gunt felted by daddy jim lmao

 

[fuck whales]

It's less that people hate Gator, it's more that he's such a ridiculous character. His mental gymnastics and loyalty to Ralph makes no sense.

In fairness, I think that while he hasn't snaked on Ralph or even totally divorced himself from him Gator has moved away from the Killstream in a more general sense recently. Probably because of Rekeita and other bridges burnt.

I like gator, he seems like a decent guy overall, we all have a friend who we stick up for despite us knowing theyre completely retarded, thats the position hes in, his mocking of ralph recently shows he knows hes an idiot.

 

[make_it_so]

Joshua Connor Moon, number 1 suspect!

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Nobody knows where Joshua connor moon was on the night in question.

Yeah they had to call his 'emergency phone' for him to feature it, nice cover.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Not gonna lie, the gunt provided us with Primo content since the Kino Casino.

What a total collapse....

 

[fuck whales]

Null confirmed murse snatcher

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

this war keeps changing theaters
glad this was a pivitol moment

 

[Cabbagerolls]

The Great Feltening is upon us, a grand conspiracy created by Josh, Andy and Dax.

 

[coofcops]

It makes sense that Dax would be involved in the conspiracy, since it was him and his girlfriend that groomed Faith since she was a minor for Ralph.

 

[fuck whales]

lol metokur ends his stream with a song called "theres nothing with being a faggot" straight after talking about ralph

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

It's sad, or would be if it wasn't entirely of his own doing. He has alienated so many people and built up this false bravado to be the sole personality trait that defines his entire existence that he literally can not back down from it in any way.

He long ago passed "False Bravado" and is now smack dab in the middle of "Delusional Bravado".

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

"How's the pizza, Mr. Moon?"

"Soo good"

 

[NynchLiggers]

After this, I believe there is a high chance Gunt will DFE then try to court the breadtube crowd a few years before the death by undiagnosed beetus.