Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
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THE ULTIMATE FELTENING
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Hüftpriester said:
Ralph is trying to get to Hamburg for a flight? Amazing. He's gonna get to terrify people in 4 different countries with his Vanilla Sky face before he returns to America, lol.
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I hope no one is sitting within the splash zone. It's gonna be like Scanners!
MirnaMinkoff said:
It also said the ship wouldn’t arrive in port until Feb 23 and it arrives in NYC, so add another day or two of more trains and bus BS. Ralph can safely fly back before Feb 25 anyway and land where his shiny red poorly financed truck is parked.

Anyone that thinks Ralph isn’t going to hop on a plane next week is just being stupid. This isn’t a man exceedingly careful about his health by an metric. If only 40% of doctors think you should wait 2 weeks to fly he figures he’s fine.
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I thought it'd only take a week more or less.

And I'm sure Pantsu the allegedly seven-month pregnant trad chris fiance will be leaving her car in NYC for Ralph.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
So as far as we know he's basically stuck in Portugal cause he can't fly atm in his condition? Lol
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And he now no longer can eat. Even if he could sneak into some place like some shitty fast food joint or somewhere they'd serve him seafood boiled in jizzum, his jaw is physically wired shut. He can eat Jell-O, basically. He is a herbivorous midget at this point.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
So as far as we know he's basically stuck in Portugal cause he can't fly atm in his condition? Lol
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it depends on his actual injury which has been wildly speculated on, but judging by his pictures it's likely he only had a small incision to clear any tissue away from his fracture on his orbital wall, it doesn't look like he had nylon or titanium mesh put in, and definitely didn't have facial reconstruction surgery. Either way, flying on a commercial plane is fine. It would be a problem if he flew on a shitty ghetto plane with an unpressurized cabin, or a military flight, but he's doing neither of those things. He will be able to fly home no problem most likely. (sure there's a risk of his eyeball popping out of his head unexpectedly, but it's ralph we're talking about, not someone with common sense and good judgement)
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
it depends on his actual injury which has been wildly speculated on, but judging by his pictures it's likely he only had a small incision to clear any tissue away from his fracture on his orbital wall, it doesn't look like he had nylon or titanium mesh put in, and definitely didn't have facial reconstruction surgery. Either way, flying on a commercial plane is fine.
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Then what's stopping him from going to the Lisbon airport and booking the first flight back? He brags about making money so he should be able to afford to fly on any airline. I think he knows his eye will pop out of his head if he gets on a plane so he's staying put.

I'm not a medical professional so I could be wrong but what makes you so optimistic about the severity of his injuries? His face looks absolutely destroyed. At least one permanent scar, a broken nose, a broken orbital bone and more than likely a bunch of missing teeth. This white nigger got the absolute shit kicked out of him. I don't believe for a second it would be safe for him to fly back on any commercial plane atm.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Then what's stopping him from going to the Lisbon airport and booking the first flight back? He brags about making money so he should be able to afford to fly on any airline. I think he knows his eye will pop out of his head if he gets on a plane so he's staying put.

I'm not a medical professional so I could be wrong but what makes you so optimistic about the severity of his injuries? His face looks absolutely destroyed. At least one permanent scar, a broken nose, a broken orbital bone and more than likely a bunch of missing teeth. This white nigger got the absolute shit kicked out of him. I don't believe for a second it would be safe for him to fly back on any commercial plane atm.
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His face is swollen yes, he was beaten badly yes, but even if worst case scenario his orbital bone was turned into a bag of gravel and had titanium mesh implant put in, it's still safe to fly on commercial flights so, I don't know what is stopping him I can only go off the actual information known not speculation. If he does actually stream tomorrow it'll be pretty easy to tell if he got his jaw broken or teeth kicked out at least.
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