Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[make_it_so]

Ralph never was that good at sizing up his opposition...

Well if he was good at sizing up his opposition, he wouldn't have gotten his face caved in.

 

[The Venerable Sneed]

I feel like this can be Jimbo's redemption arc for helping the Gunt ascend to power to begin with who knew between Kino Casino Portugal and now this we would have IBS in 2022 truely the year of the chud

 

[Lou Reed's Dead Parrot]

A part of me always thought if Jim turned, it would finally make Ralph start to question himself.

Maybe in 2018, sure. But he has absolutely lost the plot.

 

[Honored guest]

So how long before Jim's youtube and twitter "mysteriously" get flagged down?

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Ralph is so thin skinned. If he just ignored Jim, Jim would eventually stop. But now ralphs got Jim on him and that's probably the dumbest shit he could do.

 

[Very Big Hat]

"Y-your wife is fat and you changed your name...."

Yeah well you're 5'1 and fat, you're a tradLARPing nothing who's never held a job in his life, you lived with your mother well into your 30's, you have an alcohol/pill/gambling addiction, you're a sex offender that leaked the fuck tape of you huffing the shit from an 18 year old girl's asshole (exposing your three inch cock and impregnating her in the process as well), you shacked up with a pedophile horse, you got beaten by that pedophile horse's tranny friends, you doxxed every single one of your supporters because you don't know the difference between CC and BCC (after lying to them about the severity of the countless security breaches occuring across your site), you impregnated your horse and have spent the past eight months crying online about needing a "legal fund" to gain rights to see your first son all the while taking at least four trips to Vegas to piss their money away and finally.... FINALLY.... You flew 1500 miles across the ocean to sit in a fucking hotel room eating Burger King to spite a former cohost whose sister you threatend to rape, one that carried your water for far too fucking long.... AND AS SOON AS YOU STEP OUTSIDE YOU GET BEATEN TO SHIT AND HAVE YOUR FUCKING PURSE TAKEN.

Ralph couldn't handle PPP and Josh, how the fuck is he going to handle Jim?

Let's see it, Mr. "Gold Standard In Bloodsports". Let's see what you've got.

OH AND HOW COULD I FORGET. YOU'RE A MASSIVE FUCKING FLAGGOT. AND YOU SHAT YOURSELF ON STREAM I FORGOT ABOUT THAT TOO.

 

[Hate Filled Donut]

this weeks MATI is gunna be amazing.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Why would an almost deathfat go to war with a cancer stricken troll?

 

[Christorian X]

So what's the over under on The Gunt swinging from a (industrial grade) rope by the end of this?

Nah, it's going to the Final Pillstream. Either he just keeps drinking and popping till he drops or he keeps getting more and more rageful till he has a heart attack on air.

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

I feel like this can be Jimbo's redemption arc

Jim don't need no redemption

 

[Hate Filled Donut]

Nah, it's going to the Final Pillstream. Either he just keeps drinking and popping till he drops or he keeps getting more and more rageful till he has a heart attack on air.

All ending with a horse... GATOR!

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

What was Ralph thinking?
2 Tweets from Jim destroyed Ralph

Ralph can't compete.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Dawn of the oldfag
No masters, only gym.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

I'd rather be frying the rice with Jade than be with that horse hybrid.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Holy shit I never thought Warski would be the key to Ralph's unravelling, but I got to hand it to the retard, he played his hand well. Didn't even need to invite Metokur on his stream, soundboard Metokur was enough (with an endorsement to make it all canon of course) and it resulted in this.

I have said it before but Ralph's tweet about Metokur being on his stream last and Flamenco never getting him on or whatever it was helped bring this about. Metokur went on Flamenco's stream because of it and even Gator's (knowing that going on Gator time boomers and not on the killstream would piss Ralph off) because he wanted to take jabs at Ralph until Ralph retaliated. I don't understand why he couldn't just do it before but with Ralph being this predictable, it worked.

Fun to think that Ralph stayed up all night to listen to Metokur's stream and seethe tweet about it. He's sitting alone, in a hotel/airbnb room at 3 in the morning drinking/taking pills and taking shots at Jade and Metokur (while browsing KF for information to use against Metokur apparently and his own forum of course).

At least it's not the bitch made "my enemies" or "people who I thought were my friends" but he's still cowardly enough not to tag Metokur, I guarantee his next step will be to report his twitter and (try to) get him banned.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

"Y-your wife is fat and you changed your name...."

—Rad Roberts

 

[JustStopDude]

The craziest thing about Ralph is he has literally no one that can pull him aside and try to talk sense to him.

If 1/10th of what Ralph has gone through in the last year happened to me, I would have my wife, my friends, and my boss all staging an intervention to try and save my life.

He is literally Eric Cartman made flesh. It's crazy to me.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

What was Ralph thinking?
2 Tweets from Jim destroyed Ralph

Ralph can't compete.

Just wait 'till the liquor starts flowing, if it hasn't already. Then the real meltdown begins.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Imagine if Ralph wakes up tomorrow and doesn't remember any of this and has to put the pieces together by looking through his unhinged posts on twitter. Boy would I love to be a fly on the wall in that room. Especially when he realizes Gator is gone. "Gator please! Please sweep it up for me one last time!"

 

[Hate Filled Donut]

Even

The craziest thing about Ralph is he has literally no one that can pull him aside and try to talk sense to him.

If 1/10th of what Ralph has gone through in the last year happened to me, I would have my wife, my friends, and my boss all staging an intervention to try and save my life.

He is literally Eric Cartman made flesh. It's crazy to me.

If he did, would he listen?