Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
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Pres. Benjamin Franklin said:
same, but would even he be that stupid?
stream like that to own.... us?
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He would be. The funny thing is no matter how much he will want to stay off the Internet, he needs money. He needs to stream. So we'll see his fucked up face, with all his masculinity and dignity permanently removed, very very soon.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
If he does stream tomorrow, it almost certainly will be audio only from his end. He won't post teeth....not yet. It would be too big of a win for the aylawgs
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well if he talks like 50-Cent or someone constantly clenching their teeth it's 50/50 his shit is wired or he's coked up
 
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who knew that Portugal had such fertile lands?
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Ralph just picked a fight with Metokur. And Jim just started making fun of the Gunt's height, weight and penis. You really can't make this shit up.

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1488333266285477894

I wouldn't say this is the end of Ralph's career, but the idiot just got the internet's full attention for at least two weeks.

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MirnaMinkoff said:
We know how Ralph’s “plans” usually pan out. He better have a video stream, watching him try to stream from Portugal is guaranteed hilarity.
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Here's a sneak preview of what Ralph's 'Jaws Wired Shut Show' will sound like tomorrow. The opening of the Pillstream as read by MS Narrator.
 

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TroyMcGoy2ElectricBoogalo said:
Porks passage to Hamburg. If he got beaten the shit out of him by Moor in portugals, i got a feeling that it also might just happen to him over there. Might be a fun one.
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Got the itinerary ready for all:

Hog's Hiatus in Hamburg
Swine's Sojourn in Southampton
Gunt's Gambit to LaGuardia
 
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