Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Herpes Complex]

Got the itinerary ready for all:

Hog's Hiatus in Hamburg
Swine's Sojourn in Southampton
Gunt's Gambit to LaGuardia

I'm waiting for the moment where he openly admits he can't afford to buy a ticket back to the US.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

If he went to Uganda he could star in the latest Wakaliwood blockbuster!

The possibilities are truly endless. Inshallah.

Ralph would be the white Idi Amin.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

"Sneed it Still" by Portugal. The Gunt.

 

[Christorian X]

Anyone else thing that pig is seething so hard right now he's going to try and find drugs or underage girls to bang to calm himself down and this whole thing starts all over again before he leaves Lisbon?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Anyone else thing that pig is seething so hard right now he's going to try and find drugs or underage girls to bang to calm himself down and this whole thing starts all over again before he leaves Lisbon?

I think he is mad he cant get access to prostitutes or drugs since he looks like a a feeble old woman who escaped from the hospital.
woman will be grossed out and ask for like 2k to sleep with him, drug dealers will want to avoid him or maybe just fucking mug him again.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'm waiting for the moment where he openly admits he can't afford to buy a ticket back to the US.

Strong chance that's why he's trying to do a livestream tomorrow out of nowhere.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Damn looks like Jim FINALLY took the gunt pill

also does anyone have the stream saved? I was watching the last bit when the video was removed

Just in case it wasn't posted or if anyone missed it.

EDIT: Saw it was posted previously but that one was timestamped. I'll take my clocks.

 

[MeltyTW]

Strong chance that's why he's trying to do a livestream tomorrow out of nowhere.

It's like five hundred bucks. If ralph can't afford that without taking it the booze and myriad of drug fund mabtau must be in a constant state of financial stress at home and work, not a good environment for a baby might be stillborn at this rate

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

It's like five hundred bucks. If ralph can't afford that without taking it the booze and myriad of drug fund mabtau must be in a constant state of financial stress at home and work, not a good environment for a baby might be stillborn at this rate

They probably let him reschedule the ticket he already had but the extra week's accomodations won't be cheap and that's not even starting with the medical bills.

 

[MeltyTW]

They probably let him reschedule the ticket he already had but the extra week's accomodations won't be cheap and that's not even starting with the medical bills.

Oh yeah somehow forgot that, especially since pig is springing for an actual hotel now and not passed Pablo's basement

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Goddamn, I don't know what to do with all this corn. I thought we had a lot where I grew up but holy shit, Ralph's crashing the damn market, Iowa on suicide watch.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I can't say it enough, I love portugal. Its given us a fantastic harvest.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

maybe the real gunts were the friends we met along the way.

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

Dont know if Im late but ralph is already sperging against jim. Dax sperging soon to follow. He officially has burnt his last two bridges besides gator who noone gives a shit about.



Edit: aaaaand gators gone

 

[Christorian X]

Dont know if Im late but ralph is already sperging against jim. Dax sperging soon to follow. He officially has burnt his last two bridges besides gator who noone gives a shit about.

Might wanna catch up, Gator is already gone...

 

[Broken PigPigPig]

Ralph please STOP picking a fight with daddy Jim, the man who made you. DONT give the dirty aylawgs any more content. DONT make the year of the CHUD even better. Holy shit 2022 is looking better and better.

 

[GriptheRaven]

Fear.
This reads like the Facebook Comment of an angry girl in high school whose never says wtf she's angry about or who. The Jim Rubicon has been crossed. Which means he'll flame Dick first chance he gets too.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

 

[GriptheRaven]

So much Cancer indeed.

 

[Spaghetti Policy]

I think it’s abundantly clear now that Ralph doesn’t have a rock bottom.

He has a shovel.