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[Law]

… Is there really a community of them out there? Yes I get that it’s satire and roleplay shit but… still??

If there is any "community" it seems to just be random people trolling and finding ways to use idpol language against idpol Tweeters.
I wonder if Kevin has seen these comics?
I wonder if Biotrans Twitter uses this thread for inspiration? (They should. Wedge can be the Joker to Kikomi's Batmangirl).

 

[Schatzi Katze]

Hate to derail the thread but… what now? Biotrans Twitter? The hell is that?

Law beat me to it but yeah it's a small group of dedicated trolls based around the sentiment in the Kikkomi comics of "bio trans girls/guys". They are brilliant because they tend to not break kayfabe and actually get butthurt trans ppl suspended from Twitter for "bullying them about their gender identity" and I would absolutely love to see more of them mock-idolize Kevin.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Kevin "trans scamming legend" Gibes
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Fucking deserves it. It's also funny to see other trannies fighting other trannies in-action on Twitter as well.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Goddamnit, the ONE TIME I don't have the Kikomi comics handy.
"Biotrans" is satire. It refers to fictional women who transition into transwomen by shaving male pattern baldness into their heads, drawing on five o'clock shadow, and basically cosplaying Kevin Gibes because they're transwomen trapped in women's bodies.
So you have transgirls who just don't get how hard it is for bio transgirls.

EDIT: found it: https://archive.org/details/kikomi

Thank you for the archive link, I absolutely adore the Kikomi comics. It's so damn accurate, I wonder if it was based off of Kevin and people around him specifically or there's just crossover because he's the ultimate mtf troon stereotype. Whatever the case, these are a pleasure to read after tranch shenanigans get to be too much.

 

[Dolomite]

If there is any "community" it seems to just be random people trolling and finding ways to use idpol language against idpol Tweeters.
I wonder if Kevin has seen these comics?
I wonder if Biotrans Twitter uses this thread for inspiration? (They should. Wedge can be the Joker to Kikomi's Batmangirl).

This Kikomi comic is fucking awesome. How could I have missed it?

 

[AMHOLIO]

It's simple really, when he's turned into a woman he'll suddenly become a submissive little housewife girl that can cook, clean, and preen herself to perfection be pampered for the rest of her life without working. Because kev's a sexist loser.

Fixed.

 

[Meiwaku]

Wait, does hair really grow inside it? Holy shit

Yes. If you dont get electro, you end up with hairballs from naturally shed hair that you have to scoop out, along with the dead skin cells so you get like a LITERAL chunking of hair and rot.

State appointed amhole troons don't get electro. Actually many out-of-pocket troons don't. Any hair that's on the scrotum or base of the penis will end up IN your amhole.

Now for normal women, genital hair stops at our mucosal membranes on the inside of the outer labia, by default our inner labia will never have hair nor will our vagina. Any shedding of skin cells is easy to wipe away with washing, our vagina takes out any skin cells naturally which is assisted with our natural lubrication (not amhole sweat) and any damages or mild imbalances (our natural PH level is at a 4) are widely healed by our menstural cycle. Truly one of the most underrated organ systems and actually quite amazing in how it maintenances itself.

It's like a 5 star self-cleaning oven vs the crusty, broken, Tranch Stove, yeah you can touch and eat from both but you will have a notably different experience.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Wait, does hair really grow inside it? Holy shit

Oh you sweet, summer child.

Would that I could turn back the sands of time, I would love to be in your position before attaining all this Eldritch wisdom of the amhole.

 

[Meiwaku]

I think it's envy. Transmascs/TIF's voices change when they start T and they can become pretty manly, because that's what testosterone does. TIMs don't get that - their voices stay the same no matter how many horse piss pills they take. At most they can do "voice training", which Kev was referring to earlier, but even then most of them will sound like drag queens at best.
A teeny tiny portion of transwomen can make their voices pass as female in some circumstances, but it's a lot of work, so it's usually the HSTS kind who actually put effort into their transition. And even then, you can usually tell if you listen closely.
But at the tranch? I'm sure the ftm yard serf has more femininity in a single burp than all of the male trannies' voices combined, regardless of whether she's on T or not.

The best horse pills does for you is give you that raspy unnatural sound.

You can also get surgery for your vocal chords where they put in a few sutures to close it and pitch your voice higher.

 

[Miss Misery]

Okay maybe the 6'7" one's hand can be excused because they're apparently supposed to be frog OCs (even though they're human...?),

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also yeah the fact that he intentionally made both of his characters who are allegedly frogs (but also human) black was probably some virtue-signalling pandering but I would love to see some Nigerian woman bitch him the fuck out for drawing the most unflattering black characters imaginable

Frog and Toad Are Friends.

 

[Meiwaku]

Frog and Toad Are Friends.

This is now even more insulting to frogs and toads

 

[Old Fart]

Kevin admit he sound like a tranny
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I don' t understand. According to James Radich, an expert who holds a PhD in biochemical engineering, a real trans woman's body understands what hormones are right for her and automatically adapts. Once all cells are acclimated in an œstrogen environment, they start turning all organs into a female version. Breasts, soft skin, fat rearrangement around the hips, hair, voice, all take on their true self female phenotype!

Maybe Kevin isn't taking the proper doses?

 

[AssignedEva]

Just add CW: Transphobia and you can avoid their bullshit.

I wish that worked, but they open every trigger warning. They just like to complain if it's not tagged properly.

forgot the noise outside from the alpha alpacas biting and bullying the rest for scraps of food, and the wailing of the Outside Troon lost souls

This reminds me of the superstition of the banshee.

Banshees (from Old Irish: ben síde, "woman of the fairy mound") were wandering apparitions believed to be cursed with the power of foresight. The wails of a banshee were keening, a traditional mourning ritual, and because of her foresight she was mourning someone who hadn't died yet - essentially hearing her wails were like hearing your loved one's funeral a day or two in advance. Some banshees were reincarnated women who loved their families very much, so would hang around and keen songs of love and concern. They didn't bring death, just warned of it - hearing her wails meant death would be visiting your household. There were also supposedly evil banshees, which were reincarnated women who died while filled with hatred, and their shrieks were celebrating that someone they hated (or their descendant) was going to die soon. Sometimes they'd even deliberately target an individual they really hated and drive them insane and to the point of suicide with their shrieking.

The wailing of Outside Troons is similarly a predictor that doom will be visiting your household. In this case it's not supernatural, just a sign that you live on a failing tranch. Much like evil banshees, the sound would drive you insane, but you already have to be insane to have decided to move to a transgender alpaca ranch in the middle of high desert.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Yes. If you dont get electro, you end up with hairballs from naturally shed hair that you have to scoop out, along with the dead skin cells so you get like a LITERAL chunking of hair and rot.

State appointed amhole troons don't get electro. Actually many out-of-pocket troons don't. Any hair that's on the scrotum or base of the penis will end up IN your amhole.

Now for normal women, genital hair stops at our mucosal membranes on the inside of the outer labia, by default our inner labia will never have hair nor will our vagina. Any shedding of skin cells is easy to wipe away with washing, our vagina takes out any skin cells naturally which is assisted with our natural lubrication (not amhole sweat) and any damages or mild imbalances (our natural PH level is at a 4) are widely healed by our menstural cycle. Truly one of the most underrated organ systems and actually quite amazing in how it maintenances itself.

It's like a 5 star self-cleaning oven vs the crusty, broken, Tranch Stove, yeah you can touch and eat from both but you will have a notably different experience.

Now you've got me all hot.
But yeah, the Vagina is a truly wonderful organ in all respects and certainly my favourite place to visit.

Troons have so many creepy takes it's hard to pick a winner but when you see them going "I have a Vagina!", "I love my Vagina!!!" and all that twisted shit I just feel my brain going slack.
Of all the coping and lies they tell themselves this one is bazinga, it's like pinning a Spleen to the side of your head and saying "I love my new Ear!"

Actually no it isn't cos the Spleen is a pretty remarkable thing in itself, unlike the Giger-like abyss they possess.

 

[Meiwaku]

Now you've got me all hot.
But yeah, the Vagina is a truly wonderful organ in all respects and certainly my favourite place to visit.

Troons have so many creepy takes it's hard to pick a winner but when you see them going "I have a Vagina!", "I love my Vagina!!!" and all that twisted shit I just feel my brain going slack.
Of all the coping and lies they tell themselves this one is bazinga, it's like pinning a Spleen to the side of your head and saying "I love my new Ear!"

Actually no it isn't cos the Spleen is a pretty remarkable thing in itself, unlike the Giger-like abyss they possess.

The sadder part is these surgeries were made for women who had a horrific accident or illness which caused them loss of all or part of normal sexual functioning. It was not for mentally ill men.




My friend sent me this screenshot from her signal chat. Person sending info is MtF.

Imagine being so beta fag you're ripped on by fellow trannies who follow you for lulz and make fun of you for being too insane and opting for an amhole LMFAO.

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Kevin might have the coof? Can we have a Covid arc?

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I need someone better versed in transformers to get the price on this

 

[Hell yeah dude]

I need someone better versed in transformers to get the price on this

105 dollaridos + shipping

A week ago

 

[ten dollars off]

105 dollaridos + shipping
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What a stupid looking Transformer to drop a hunnid on. You could do so much with that money. You could buy ten great enlightening books and grow a little. You could buy everything needed for a mini herb garden in your kitchen. You could buy a soldering setup and a couple electronic project kits.

But he's bought a toy he will tear out of the packaging with his greasy manhands, take a couple photos of it, and toss it onto a shelf with two hundred others.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Ah I did know about those comics but didn’t know they had a name. Thanks!

… Is there really a community of them out there? Yes I get that it’s satire and roleplay shit but… still??

No lol, it's completely made up. The girls in the lolcow MtF threads came up with Kikomi to rip on troons. She's the mascot over there but I'm surprised how far she's traveled now. The biotrans twitter kids give me renewed faith in humanity

 

[AfghanBlue]

What a stupid looking Transformer to drop a hunnid on. You could do so much with that money. You could buy ten great enlightening books and grow a little. You could buy everything needed for a mini herb garden in your kitchen. You could buy a soldering setup and a couple electronic project kits.

But he's bought a toy he will tear out of the packaging with his greasy manhands, take a couple photos of it, and toss it onto a shelf with two hundred others.

one transformer toy could buy a good few instances of getting a cleaner up to the tranch for a couple hours (to do his chores cos he's 'disabled') and that would benefit everyone.
I really don know why the other ones put up with it.
especially now hell-bed has a cougher in it.

 

[Old Fart]

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Kevin might have the coof? Can we have a Covid arc?

That soar throat with a cough, probably without fever but possibly with tiredness- that's Omicron release BA.2 (Kevin might think that's a new Transformer).

Don't ask how I know